"Wang, there is no diplomatic announcement today."
Su Ming stopped, he looked at the light in the distance that quickly dissipated into the darkness, and did not track down Ant-Man and Wasp anymore.With positioning magic on their backs, as long as they don't run out of the main dimension, it's easy to find them when they want.Xiao Wang spread his hands a little helplessly: "Although the Asgardians will not come to the earth easily under the control of Odin, this is the agreement between the ancient master and him, but not everyone in the Asgard Palace is so obedient" Su Ming rubbed his face vigorously, and had a slight headache: "Yes, there are so many fools, but why now?"
So what is the slug of the Cosmos dimension so attractive?
”Xiao Wang calculated the direction of the fall of the Rainbow Bridge, raised his hand and began to draw circles in the air: "I haven't heard of anything special, those slugs can't be eaten, they don't contain energy, and in addition to being numerous and extremely difficult to kill, they are not worthy of Asgard's attention." ”"Then they didn't come for this, there are too many good things on the earth, I can't think of what they are here to do for a while, go over and see."
Su Ming stepped into the portal, Xiao Wang's distance calculation was very accurate, and the portal was near where the Rainbow Bridge had just landed.Looking at the intricate patterns on the ground, and then at the figures of those 'fancy clothes', Su Ming slowly shook his head and said to Xiao Wang: "Although I guessed that it would be these people, I didn't expect them to be in this state. ”Naturally, the brothers Thor and Loki who had just come down through the Rainbow Bridge were their attendants, the three warriors of Asgard, and a Sif .Thor was still wearing his silver-scaled breastplate and red cloak, and carrying a meow hammer in his hand, but the expression on his face was a little helpless.His younger brother seemed to be in a good mood, saluting Deathstroke with a smile like a spring breeze."
Greetings to the Supreme Mages of Midgard, the sons of Asgard."
Su Ming moved his neck, looked at the few people except Thor and nodded to him, showing a polite smile: "Welcome to the atrium, warriors of Asgard, please come with me, Wang, inform Kama Taj to prepare a white meat feast, I want to entertain guests." ”Loki looked at his brother and asked for his opinion, but Thor flicked his shawl hair and replied in a gruff voice, "Supreme Mage, we are here to hunt down the enemies of Asgard, and this is a glorious journey. ”Su Ming smiled, it would be good if these people could leave quickly: "Who are you chasing?"
”"I don't know!"
Thor puffed up his chest."
Hmm, so where are you targeting?"
Su Ming tilted his head and changed the question again, it was normal not to know who the enemy was.Thor lifted his cloak, pinned the hammer to his belt, and crossed his hands on his hips: "I don't know!
”Su Ming gritted his teeth hard: "Then what is your plan?"
”Thor looked up to the sky and laughed, his voice echoing across the plains like thunder: "Hahaha I don't know!
Besides, you don't need any planning!
In short, just see him, kill him, and then you can go home!
”Su Ming knew that Thor was mentally retarded now, and he looked at Loki helplessly, Loki was really wearing a round green hat this time, and he smiled awkwardly and politely at Deathstroke at this time.Yes, his brother just doesn't know anything, Thor has always been unreliable, and he is embarrassed to be thrown to Midgard, which makes him disgraced as a younger brother.But Loki rolled his eyes and thought about it, this is fine, as long as Thor is more embarrassed, the throne will be hee-hee.Su Ming looked up at the sky, then turned his head to look around, and there was a crow on the railing outside the wheat field that was watching this way.He took a deep breath and resisted the urge to hammer Thor's head.If Thor was just a little stupid, the key was that the three warriors of Asgard still praised him, and after he said that he didn't know, they began to praise him for his bravery and fearlessness.The Asgardians do not need to know who the enemy is, how many there are, what kind of combat power they have, etc., all this information is useless!
They just need to know where the enemy is, and then go up and hammer it!
Or be hammered by the enemy!
The gates of Valhalla are always open to the warriors, and dying in battle is the most glorious thing, and endless wine and food, and the supreme glory awaits.Thor, who had just been the eldest prince, showed this kind of pride, which made the three warriors of Asgard fascinated, and only such a brave prince was the most suitable heir to the throne.Sif could have sensed that something was wrong, but her heart was on Thor, and she was looking at the person she liked with a lot of heart, and her little hand was pinching the hilt of her sword, probably not hearing anything.The atmosphere suddenly became awkward, except for Thor's laughter and the rainbow sycophants of the three warriors, there was only the sound of wind and insects.Su Ming Xiao Wang winked and shook his head at Loki, who saluted the Supreme Mage again with an apology on his face, as if he was apologizing for his brother.I have to say that if he didn't know who Loki was, he really looked like a good boy with good manners."
Since you don't know what the enemy is called or where it is, then I'll ask my men to help you check, and I'll invite you to dinner while you wait."
Su Ming had no choice, there was no way he could let these alien giant babies run around.Not to mention that each of them is dressed in strange costumes and full of Old Norse, but the character of these reckless men may expose the existence of Asgard, and now is not a good time.Thor scratched his head, saying that it was fake if he didn't like it, he knew that all the good things that Warnerheim was selling came from Midgard, and he wanted to come and play with it for a long time.Why did an unknown enemy chase down their little gang?
Do you think you're really here to destroy the enemy?
In fact, it's just an excuse to hunt down the enemy and take the opportunity to come to Earth to play.Thor thought very simply, the enemy of Asgard ran to Midgard, so that it would not be a foul for himself and others to chase him down, and while tracking down the enemy's whereabouts, he ate and drank merry, and when he was almost done, he knocked the enemy to death with a hammer, and then went home to sleep.It's as simple as that, perfect."
Is that so?
Wouldn't it bother you too much?
We don't really need to help, hehehe" Thor laughed so hard that his molars were exposed, his clumsy performance was not convincing at all, and the saliva running down his beard at the corners of his mouth said it all."
How can the warriors who received Asgard be a trouble?
I have a lot of good wine from Skywalkers, and a lot of good food that you haven't tasted" Su Ming enthusiastically opened his arms and patted the back and shoulders with the Asgard warriors."
Where?"
Thor couldn't wait to interrupt, not knowing what it meant to be reserved, and he didn't pretend to be there any wine at all."
Come, full drink!"
The hall of Kama Taj is brightly lit, and the place is not often used, except for a meeting at the beginning of each year, when it is opened, most of the time it is vacant.But it is best to entertain them here, and it is better to place these brainless gods in the Himalayas and cut them off from mortal contact.Su Ming sat on the main seat, holding a large wooden barrel of wine-making in one hand and enthusiastically persuaded wine.These people from Asgard looked at him differently, with a kind of cordiality and respect.After all, even in the Golden Palace, they had never seen a warrior drink with a bucket, and give each person a bucket, what kind of hospitality is this?
Xiao Wang directly used the portal to connect to the warehouse of the winery, and brought hundreds of barrels of wine over, which were piled up in the snow in the courtyard at this time.Thor had no doubt about it, and as soon as he slapped the barrel open, his soul flew away.Faced with the Supreme Master's persuasion, he laughed: "Respect you, Supreme Master, do it!"
”After speaking, he took the lead in the charge, picked up a vat thicker than a human with both hands, and poured it directly into his throat.Su Ming smiled faintly, and after holding the wine barrel and signaling to everyone present, he also began to raise his head and pour it violently, but in fact, it was impossible for him to drink so much wine at once, after all, his stomach was so big, he directly poured the wine into the throat of the strangulation.The three warriors of Asgard looked at each other, warriors, this is a real warrior.Whether a warrior is strong or not depends on how much he drinks, and the combat effectiveness of a man who loves to drink will not be bad.And the prince and the death knell both held the bucket and drank violently, and they couldn't lose the face of Asgard, so they began to pour the bucket one by one, and only the sound of swallowing was left in the hall.Gin also returned from Warnaheim after being notified, and was pulling Sif to the side to talk, not knowing what she said, Sif who had not yet drunk was full of red and laughter.The cloak rubbed against Su Ming, and pointedly in the direction of Loki, who also looked like he was holding the barrel and drinking, but in fact it was just an illusion, and the wine was poured into the small space he had opened up with his magic.But this is all a trivial matter, Su Ming fed all the wine in the barrel and strangled it, and then threw the barrel to the ground, and the wooden strips flew to attract a roll of the eyes of Gin, there is a custom of breaking the cup in Asgard, but there is no drop in the barrel.Su Ming pretended not to see her eyes, but beckoned Xiao Wang to continue serving wine, and one by one the wine barrels flew into the hall from the outside under the effect of magic and landed on the table in front of everyone."
Hehe, it's rare for you to come to Earth, I'm very happy, come, eat!"
Su Ming wiped his mouth, deliberately looked rude, and introduced the dishes on the table to everyone: "There are Li Zhuang white meat, boiled white meat, white cut meat, bamboo forest white meat, garlic white meat, sauerkraut white meat, cold white meat" Yes, the table is full of large pieces of white fat meat, just put it on a plate, cut fat and thick, each piece of meat may have two or two.Drinking a dozen barrels of wine and eating such a greasy thing, even if you don't get drunk, high blood lipids will dull your brain.The Asgardians can only drink, love to drink, but they are not not drunk.They don't have a high-speed metabolism of alcohol and fat, just look at Vostagg's big belly, there are a lot of fat people in Asgard.Perhaps they do have a physique much surpassing that of humans, are able to metabolize toxins, and have the ability to heal themselves.However, fat is different from alcohol, they are a type of bioenergy reserve, and cannot be metabolized by the protoss' body at high speed.This is also a shortcoming that is not obvious to the Asgardians.In fact, don't talk about them, if it weren't for the strangulation, if there were a few slices of this thickly cut fat meat, Su Ming would have a pain in the back of his head.But now, when they were all dizzy, it was time to ask questions, and it took Thor another dozen seconds to put down the vat, he admired Knell for drinking faster than him, but even if the drink reached his throat, he still dropped the barrel and motioned for another one."
Haha, praise Valhalla, pork!
This is a precious food that only the Heroic Spirits can enjoy, so you're welcome. ”After saying that, he reached out and scooped up a piece of white meat, rolled it like a pancake, and stuffed it directly into his mouth, and as his teeth clenched, fat squirted out from the corners of his mouth, and he ate it with great pleasure."
Really?
If you like it, come on, everyone raise the bucket!
”While pouring wine into the strangulation, Su Ming glanced at Xiao Wang and motioned for him to give Thor another set of fat sashimi, the more oil, the better