This meal only took more than a dozen barrels of wine, and after a while, under the influence of fat and alcohol, the three warriors of Asgard were all drunk and fell to the ground talking in their dreams, and from time to time they covered their heads and kicked their legs and convulsed, as if they were fighting with something in a dream.The only people in the hall who are still awake at the moment are Deathknell, Thor, Sif and Gin.Gin and Sif were both Valkyrie colleagues before, and she didn't want Su Ming to overthrow her sisters.In formal occasions involving diplomacy, Asgardian women do not engage in conversation and drinking between men, so the two of them just sit in the corner, drink slowly in small cups, and whisper their conversations.There was no white meat on their table, just some delicate vegetarian dishes and some fresh tropical fruits.In fact, Loki was not drunk, under the cover of illusion, he only drank a few sips of wine, and bit a piece of fat, with his frost giant's foundation, he would not tip over.But he pretended to be drunk, and lay on the table pretending to be a dead dog, but his ears were pricked up, listening to what Thor and Deathstroke were saying.Thor's eyes couldn't be opened, and when he opened his mouth, saliva was running down the corners of his mouth, and he kept hiccups.And Deathstroke was still smiling lightly, as if nothing had happened."
Hiccup, you're so hiccuping," Thor said like a goldfish, spitting bubbles, and if he hadn't known he had drunk too much, he would have thought he had drunk soapy water.Su Ming calmly opened another barrel of wine and raised it in his hand with a smile: "Where is this?"
Come on, let's both keep feeding, wake up, don't sleep, get up!
”Thor tilted to the side as he spoke, as if he was about to fall, and Su Ming jumped up to him, grabbed his cloak and pulled him up."
Huh?
Oh!
No, I'm not drunk!
”Thor sobered up for a moment, but soon his eyes narrowed again."
There is a saying in the Celestial Empire, called shallow feelings, lick it, deep feelings, and stuffy mouthful."
Su Ming stuffed the barrel to him again, and fed him the bottom of the barrel.Based on the speed at which he drank and the roll of Thor's eyes, Su Ming felt that it was almost there.So the barrel wasn't fully filled, and he stopped when he was halfway there, dropped the barrel and put his arms around Thor's thick shoulders."
Tell me, what's going on with that criminal you're hunting, and how did he offend you?"
Thor really remembered, and he began to describe the memories in a vague tone, he just wanted to sleep now, and anyone who asked him would answer them.And he's the kind of guy who drinks a lot and talks a lot, speaking more and more fluently."
One thousand and one hundred years ago, there was a small village on the west coast of Iceland in Midgard.""
It's been weeks since the Frost Giants invaded the village, and they ate three sheep, two dogs, and two children.""
The giants' stronghold is on the cliffs, easy to defend and difficult to attack, and the warriors of the village are too weak to be a match for the ice giants, so the mothers of the village prayed to Asgard for help, and Odin answered them.""
I attacked the blue-skinned monsters with twenty Asgard warriors, and the frost giants waved tree trunks and threw boulders, and the battle lasted for four hours, bringing the souls of many Viking warriors in the village to Valhalla.""
But in the end, the battle ended with my tomahawk cutting off their heads.""
For four days after the battle, I stayed and reveled in the village, where I ate more goats than the Frost Giants, drank enough mead to drown a shipload of seamen, and slept with half a village of women."
Thor smiled as he said this, as if recalling the good old days, and the Prince of Asgard was so glorious.Su Ming glanced at Sif, she was not jealous when she heard that Thor had slept with so many people, but instead showed a look of adoration on her face.According to the Asgardian concept, whichever man has more women means that he is more powerful.In addition, in that dark age, the Vikings hoped that their wives and daughters would give birth to gods, and if Thor refused, he would not look down on them, and they and their wives and daughters would not be able to raise their heads in the village in the future, because it meant that they were people who were ignored by the gods.Gin put his arm around Sif's arm and winked at Su Ming, meaninging, 'What I said before wasn't a lie, right?'
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Valkyries didn't care how many women they had, and contrary to the current monogamous habits of humans, the Asgardians believed that the more wives and concubines their husbands had, the better.Su Ming sighed, it was naturally okay for Gin to think so, but the point was that Diana definitely didn't think so, he shook his head, drove his thoughts out of his mind, and said to Thor."
Go on."
Thor, who didn't notice the eye contact, continued his story: "Originally, I wanted to sleep all the women in the village, but on the fourth night, while we were drinking, hiccup, someone burst into our longhouse. ”"It was a villager, his face was full of panic, and I saw that his face was blue and his hair stood on end, and he said that on the coastline next to the village, there was a human head.""
I picked up my tomahawk and went out of the house, and found that the villagers were not lying, and the sea was red with blood, but I could not find the wreckage, only a head, and my eyes were open and the waves were sinking and falling.""
The villagers say he's a seafarer torn apart by waves and reefs, and some say he's yellow-skinned and some kind of demon.""
But I recognized it, it was a god, and I saw a remnant of divinity in his faded pupils, a North American god because of the beautiful red feathers woven into his hair.""
The people were panicked, and the severed head was very flat, and there were bruises and horrors on his face, indicating that he had been tortured before he died, and then he died in the slaughter.""
The villagers don't know who can slaughter a god like an animal, but I assure them that the head of any monster is not as hard as the axe made of the iron of Asgard in my hand."
Speaking of this, Su Ming shook him again, and Thor seemed to be about to sleep again, and a look of pain appeared on his face.Su Ming decided to ask with a leading question, and Thor didn't seem to be able to hold on for long: "So in order to reassure the villagers, you set off to hunt this monster again?"
”"Well, yes, I took more Asgard warriors, and followed the blood of the gods floating on the sea all the way to the banks of the Vanie River, somewhere in what you call Russia today, and I found two headless god corpses again, as well as an lurker, in the dark clouds of that winter.""
It was a manless with no nose, a white cloak with a jet-black sword in his hand, and ominous black smoke surrounded him.""
I fought him in the name of Asgard, but he was so powerful that he was even stronger than Surtr, and I was defeated."
With that, Thor fell asleep, as if he had admitted his defeat and lost his strength and fell into a nightmare of the past.Sif was incredulous, Gin thoughtfully, and Loki, who was pretending to be asleep, moved his ears and smiled.