"You're right, our world is quite evil."
A month later, Monarque, whose beard was still finely trimmed, said this to Deathbell.The rainforest is like an endless green nightmare, and even though the army of the undead has been sweeping in one direction for an endless month, they still don't see the end of the forest.It's as if the entire plane is full of rainforests and mountain forests, and you can't go out for a lifetime.However, the state of a few people is not bad, after all, the magic cloak comes and goes freely, and supplies can be continuously delivered to Deathstroke, at least the basic living conditions can be guaranteed, but the spirit is a little tired.Can you not get tired?
Every day is to fight monsters, eat, sleep, just like the workers on the assembly line, repeating boring work every day.Today, on the way to find another tribe, everyone got down from the palanquin to move, but when everyone approached the tribe and saw what was in the tribe, Monak said what he had said.Because there is a huge idol of a god in the midst of this huge tribe, many wild people are preparing for some work on the completion of the statue.Perhaps these people can no longer be called savages, except for their unshaven beards and animal skins, they are completely different from primitive savages.They have excellent carving skills, well-established agricultural and livestock farms, and even they speak English.The buildings in the village are completely houses, at least with walls made of mud and doors and windows made of wood.The statue is now finished, and although it is not as tall as the giant trees in the surrounding forest, it is about 30 meters long, using the same technique as building a pyramid.Just in time for the completion ceremony, thousands of people prostrate and dance around the colossus, placing animal meat and food as sacrifices on the altar beneath the idol.An old man with a crown of white bones was standing on a high platform and saying something, probably all the nonsense that taught people to worship the gods more.But these are not the key, the key is that this statue is known to Su Ming and Monak.If you didn't see it at first, it was easily recognizable as the Buraku people at the completion ceremony painted it in red and black.It's a statue of Deadpool.It was he who stabbed the monster's head with his middle finger in one hand and pointed it to the sky, and in the other hand he held the half-faceless statue of ice cream licking.There is no doubt that Deadpool is worshipped as a god in this tribe.Old Gods?
I always feel that something is not right, but it seems to be taken for granted.After all, Wade does look like an 'ancient god', and he is still a particularly ferocious type.Su Ming was silent, he let the strangulation fade the lower half of his mask, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a deep breath, and then slowly spit it out."
Uwade, you're playing with the timeline again, Fack Oil."
At this moment, a black and yellow figure in the bushes on the side slid out with the dance steps of a moon walk, and he didn't know how he slid on the soft and rotten ground of the jungle, and he also spun a few times like a spinning top in front of Su Ming."
There are many people who have tried to restrain me, but I have refused, after all, I am the man they will never get.But cousin, if you say, you can just pay.Go hard!
Don't have mercy on me because of my chrysanthemums!
”As he spoke, Wade also pouted his ass and twisted it, turned his head and squeezed his white eyes, and the red and black mask showed a lewd expression in a fascinating way."
Godslayer, pipe unblocker."
Su Ming just threw away the cigarette butt and instantly took out the weapon from his waist bag.Accompanied by golden light and thunderbolts, there was a terrible cry in the rainforest, and many pterosaurs and primitive birds were frightened, flapping their wings and flying into the sky with strange screams."
Cousin, can you use that uncharged sword next time?"
Wade changed his pants on the spot, and his blackened Nene with a strawberry pattern was torn into a big hole, which he casually threw aside: "It seems that you have found my secret base, okay, I have a showdown, I am actually a god, this is my earthly kingdom, I like to come here to play "God is Crazy" in my spare time." ”"Speak human words."
Su Ming slashed a few living corpses with a scimitar on the side, which was used as a cleaning weapon."
That's a long story, do you really want to hear it?"
Wade tilted his head and pointed in the direction of the tribe, the wild men were themselves cheering for the statue to be built, but they didn't notice what was going on here, and he just wanted to say it, without waiting for Deathstroke to answer."
I'm afraid this has to start before the first battle of the gods, and I don't know if the audience wants to hear it, will the editors cut my dialog box?
Let me tell you, once I said a lot of words, but the layout was limited and I couldn't fit in the dialog box, so the editor replaced those words with ellipses, and he didn't ask me what I thought at all.Don't I have human rights?
Isn't this the America of freedom for all?
I""Keep it short, otherwise as long your words are, your dingding will be as short as they are." ”Su Ming glanced at him, waved his hand and asked Monak to go farther away first, give the two of them some space, maybe the scene will be bloody and extremely cruel in a while.In fact, Monak was ready to slip away without saying it, he was very familiar with Deadpool, and the first time he met this psychopath, he was doing a TV broadcast in front of his house on a typhoon day, and there was no cameraman.Wade was interrupted, and he swallowed his saliva and swallowed back the chattering nonsense.My cousin is so dark that his weakness has been discovered!
He counted with his fingers, if his place was brutally cut off ten centimeters, wouldn't there be only eighteen centimeters left?
It really doesn't matter.Eighteen minus ten is also equal to eighteen, and this calculation is true for those who are capable of self-healing.His body tissues and organs are like leeks, even if he cuts them often, he can't cut them all, if it weren't for the cancer cells in his meat, Wade would probably have opened a butcher shop to sell his own meat.How many pounds of meat is there in a pig?
His flesh is endless!
As long as the small money is enough, he can sell anything.The point is where the death knell threatens to cut, a certain part is too painful for any man, and Wade is a little afraid of pain."
They were adopted by me in ancient times."
So he said the answer in the most concise language, and now my cousin has no excuse to hurt himself, right?"
Poof."
Wade lowered his head, and the familiar owl dagger stabbed him in the belly again.Deadpool sighed, pulled out his dagger and returned it to his cousin, turning his head to look at the sky obscured by the dense canopy, and said to the unseen audience."
It's all my fault that I'm too simple, how can I forget that he's from DC, and he often haunts the dark alleys of Gotham, everyone in that city is sick, and there will always be a tried-and-true excuse of 'slipping his hand'" "Keeping you short is not for you to be fooled, you have to at least make things clear." ”Su Ming put away the dagger, and the god killer in his hand began to change his appearance again: "Did you say that you have said something serious since you appeared?"
”"My fault, but I'm so cute, no one will blame me except you."
Wade tapped his head and shook his head and pretended to be stupid: "I used to go a long, long time ago with my belt, when the Old Gods were fighting, I hid in a safe place, and watched them fight while getting on the tuba. ”"Don't say it's your poop that becomes sperm, I haven't heard that excrement can also absorb the energy of the old gods."
The weapon in Knell's hand has been raised.Wade hurriedly covered his crotch, danced hula on the spot, and said with a wink: "Isn't it okay to eat a tacos the night before?"
In short, it wasn't like that, at that time, I saw the ancient gods leave the earth after the fight, and I went back to my own time after the end of the fight.The second time I was on vacation, I went to the beginning of human creation, you know, and I was very interested in origin stories.At the same location, I found out that a tribe had picked up my poop fossil, and because I had pulled it so artistically, it looked like a human form, so they worshipped it as a god. ”"Uh" is really such a disgusting origin, worthy of a little cousin.Deadpool reminisced about the past with some emotion and said everything: "I admired them very much when I saw them bow down to my poop, so I jumped out and taught them a lot of things, such as English and common sense of life, and how to build a house with a fire, etc."
Then the poop God was replaced by me, and I became the new god. ”"And then some of the wildlings you taught were later captured by the Nowali into the wilderness, and they brought with them faith in you."
Su Ming already understood that the tribe in front of him was really Wade's, and he was indeed a god here.Sometimes God and faith put it bluntly, and that's pretty much it.These savages believed in their little cousin, who taught them some knowledge in exchange for his own entertainment.Some people believe in Odin, and in exchange for Odin taking their souls to Valhalla after their heroic deaths, enslave them eternally, and wait for the day when Ragnarok will send them to be cannon fodder.Looking at it this way, Wade can be regarded as a good god."
That's it, it's just that it's very difficult to develop technology here, tens of millions of years have passed, and they haven't entered the industrial age, and I'm disappointed.Cousin, if you want to kill them, just give me some money as compensation. ”The little cousin seemed very generous, and directly handed over the fate of the tribe to Deathstroke, and his tone was full of trust in his cousin.It's just that his hands are quickly rubbing and pointing out that he has betrayed him.Yes, the reason why he jumped out was not because he was worried that his cousin would break his toy, but because he was worried that he wouldn't give money after he broke the toy!
I'll have to keep an eye on it.Su Ming didn't bother to care about his careful thoughts, and put away his weapon: "Why didn't you tell me before that you still have a base in the Savage Land?"
”"You didn't ask me."
Wade spread his hands and looked very innocent: "You are also a mercenary, do you show off how many safe houses you have in the world when you are fine?"
”I have to say that although he is crazy, sometimes he still makes sense when he speaks.Wade actually has a tight mouth, at least when no one is paying for the news.Thinking of this, Su Ming directly took out the banknote and took out $20,000 in a dashing manner to throw it to Wade."
It's a 30 deposit, and you're hired."
Wade quickly put away the bills, a shy smile under his mask."
This time with another sword, okay?""
Poof!"
This is the sound of an owl dagger entering the flesh."
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So cousin, you're looking for a spider totem, so why don't you come with me to find Peter?
You can give him any money, and he can also give him an autographed photo book. ”Wade changed his clothes and was stabbed in the chest again, but he was finally able to listen quietly."
At that point in your normal life, he didn't know about the existence of the spider-universe yet, and we had better not look for him, if he knew something in advance, things would change unpredictably.Spiders are very shy animals, and they are not very daring. ”Deathstroke rejects Deadpool's proposal, and although 40k's Peter is also Spider-Man, how much weight does he have?
Which totem is behind it?
These are not good, it will only be bad to startle the snake, and the spider's web is very sharp."
Well, then, I'll ask my believers now, and see what they know, and they will be glad to be in the service of God."
Wade adjusted his impression that the posture of God walking was the same as that of Thor, the god of thunder, that was how to attract the wind.