"Beloved Immortal God!
Kudos to you!
”The old man dancing the god danced his limbs on the high platform like a convulsion, and his mouth spoke a strange language of old English mixed with modern English.Because Thor had to speak Old English at every turn, Wade felt that he had a bit of a b-character, so he learned to speak when he played the god himself, and this strange language was circulated among the people of this tribe.And because Wade was rotten all over his body but not dead, he also mixed the name of an immortal god."
Thanks to your generosity, we have been able to live a prosperous life.We are as small as dust, weak and lowly, and now we are afraid to bow before you and present you with this monument of the world. ”When Su Ming and his party followed Wade into the tribe, the old priest was holding the final unveiling of the statue, the dirt slope and scaffolding that had built it had been removed, the colors had been painted, and all that was left was a few days of singing and dancing.Deadpool was pleased with the statue's shape, so he grinned through the crowd and walked straight onto the high platform, intending to give a speech of thanks.He didn't notice that the people's eyes were protruding.After all, the tribesmen who came into contact with him in person have long since died, and these descendants have not seen Deadpool in person, at most there are photos of him in the tribe.Because the tech tree here can't be climbed, and Deadpool doesn't have much vacation and patience, for these people, their gods probably haven't taken care of them for tens of thousands of years.The immortal god has changed from a concrete existence to a spiritual symbol, a totem.And at this time, the totem came to life, and the mythical ancient gods appeared in front of them.Wade also took off his mask to show his sincerity and revealed his true face, one can imagine what kind of mental impact the people in the village have suffered.His appearance made the whole village collectively go through a SAN value test, and the result of the test was that everyone did not pass, and suddenly around the venue of the completion ceremony, even the thousands of savages watching from a distance suddenly vomited.Monak had already prepared, and the magic that blocked his sense of smell had been secretly released when Deadpool appeared, and he couldn't help but sigh as he watched the yellow fountains or waterfalls appear in the air."
Tens of thousands of people vomiting together, how spectacular is this?"
And Namora, who has a shallow stomach, has already made a turtle with a shrunken head, covering her eyes with her little hands, and she doesn't want to look at it at all.Wade was disappointed when he took off his mask, the smile on his face that was rotting like cow dung overnight faded, he thought everyone would be happy to see him, but it turned out that these believers were no different from ordinary people, and they didn't know how to appreciate their handsomeness.He turned his head to look at the high priest beside him who was pushed away, "Are you not happy to see me?"
I am your God, and I will give you good things. ”"Hiccup!"
The High Priest fainted, and even though he lost consciousness, a yellow soup flowed from the corner of his mouth, like a fountain, and he was afraid that he would drown in his vomit."
Fack!"
Wade jumped off the platform, returned to Deathknell, and put his hood back on: "These people are hopeless, kill them." ”Su Ming smiled, but this time he was on the side of the villagers.How can anyone not vomit when they see Deadpool's true face for the first time?
This is a normal physiological reaction as a human being.If they don't vomit, it means that they are not human, but creatures such as monkeys or orangutans.In that case, you can kill the tribes like before.But now that they have proven themselves to be human, and they can communicate with each other, they are naturally better to live and use."
It's okay, save me, let my army of the undead enter the village."
He pushed Deadpool aside and used the ring to remotely control the living corpses to enter, arranging for two corpses to be held next to each of the vomiting villagers.Sure enough, under the edification of the smelling corpses, coupled with the constant cold touch on both arms, these villagers got used to spitting and spitting.They came to their senses and realized that it was the divine power of the 'Immortal God' that had made them vomit before, and they immediately felt extremely frightened.One by one, they fell to their knees in their vomit and begged the gods for forgiveness.And this kind of behavior really made several members of the Monster Hunter team finally vomit.Originally, they saw Deadpool's true face and were struggling to endure it, as superheroes, they were still determined, but now they still can't bear it after all."
Wow!"
The sound of running water came from Deathknell's side, and Casillas vomited, and he looked at the Supreme Mage with great shame, as if he realized that he was not good at learning."
It's okay, just exercise more in the future."
Su Ming was very tolerant of him, and said reassuring words kindly, and then turned to Wade again: "Okay, if you want to speak, hurry up, don't delay my affairs." ”After all, Deadpool took the deposit, and the mercenary's professionalism was still there, and although he was not in the mood to communicate with the villagers again, he still spoke for fifteen minutes.Finally, to sum up, if you want to be forgiven by the gods and their friends, you mortals have to help the gods find the tribes that believe in spiders.The villagers got up and began to communicate with each other, and suddenly tens of thousands of people turned this place into a noisy vegetable market, and the humming sound rang for a long time.No one knows where any tribe believes in spiders, but some people think that they have seen spider totems somewhere, and they can't say where, and the scene is chaotic for a while.During the discussion, the crowd walked out of a few strong men, using artificial respiration and heart massage to rescue the previous priest, thanks to the fact that the human beings here are stronger than the human beings outside, they were actually rescued."
You even taught them first aid?"
Su Ming walked up to Deadpool and asked in a strange tone, "You're ruthless enough to yourself, and you're too involved in being a god, aren't you?"
Actually mouth-to-mouth teach primitive people this?
”Wade smiled, and the white eyes on his mask narrowed: "Actually, some female savages are quite beautiful to wash, and I have taught them for several nights." ”The female savage's beautiful statement will not change the point of view of the death knell, he sighed: "Probably their sanitary conditions are only acceptable to you, don't talk about that, now this argument is not over, let them report all the suspicious locations, I will investigate one by one, it is more efficient." ”"No, because my 'good priest' obviously knows something."
Wade stretched out his finger and pointed at it, and saw the old man who had just been rescued looking at the sky blankly, as if he was remembering something, and the expression on his face was sometimes frightened and sometimes embarrassed.Not to mention, these performances are really in line with the psychological profile of the informed, and of course, they are also in line with the psychological characteristics of the mentally traumatized.But after a few minutes, the old priest who had escaped death walked to his god.He first bowed to Wade, the skin he was wearing was stained, and then he said, "Respect the merciful immortal god!"
I know where the idol of the spider is, but "But what?
”Wade craned his neck."
There's a terrifying monster in that area, an incredibly powerful monster."
The old priest gritted his teeth and said it anyway."
Hey, a, monster?
I'm going to hit it in the streets. ”Wade pulled out the double knives behind his back and played a beautiful set of knife flowers, but he didn't notice that almost no one could understand his extremely non-standard Cantonese.