"Why did you come back?
Do you know how anxious I am?
”Wade, who was carrying a mysterious substance on his body, wiped his body with a few large leaves, and said with a grudge on his face: "I heard the audience say that you returned to DC in the monster's belly, and I was so scared that I slipped out and even fell into its stomach." ”At this time, Deadpool looked like a puddle of rotten meat, with no other clothes on his body except for a mask, and there were some yellow and green unknown substances hanging on his already rotten body, and the whole person exuded a stench several times that of the past.Su Ming could only let the strangulation cover his nose in the mask to show respect, while the others had already vomited to the side, but they were witnesses who saw with their own eyes how Wade returned to the world from the 'natural pathway'.Witnessing the indescribable horror of the facts, their spirits were strongly impacted, and their worldview and outlook on life were all subverted, Ulysses vomited back while muttering blankly: "Why?
Why is this happening?
Belch!
I saw the cycle of life!
The truth of the world!
”He seems to be a little stupid, but he doesn't know if he is going crazy temporarily or permanently?
Su Ming can't help them, and he's not a psychiatrist, let them heal themselves.He could only take out a few bottles of mineral water from his waist bag and throw them on the ground, allowing Wade to take them and flush them: "Aren't I coming back, why are you so resentful?"
”Wade glanced at him, picked up the mineral water and unscrewed it and poured it on his head, his free hands still wiping his face as if he were taking a bath, with a look of fear."
I've heard from the audience over there that if you walk five seconds late, you're going to get caught by Wonder Woman.Once you get caught in her, you're probably going to have to save the world, and you'll lose me, and your teammates will all be trapped here and suffering. ”Su Ming pursed his lips, how could he say it so exaggeratedly, although after he left, these people could not control the army of the undead and could not continue the expedition, but Monak had the coordinates of the retreat, and it was still possible to escape from here."
Aren't I back, calm."
Wade shook his head, he scratched his squeaky nest: "You don't know what kind of tragedy happened to your DC friend who was dressed like me, dressed like me, and handsome and looked like me after you left?"
”"What's wrong with Barry?"
Su Ming frowned, it is right to sacrifice to the sky in Barry, but to sacrifice to the sky, Su Ming needs to be present.Now Batman is not here, Dachao is not here, Su Ming himself is not there, and he can't enjoy the Heaven Sacrifice buff.It's like playing lol, your teammates haven't been resurrected yet, what's the point of you and Dalong dying together?"
The woman took one of his hands and asked him to explain why she let you go, and where you went, and he couldn't say anything."
Wade looked embarrassed, and the yellow water stains wet a large area of the ground: "That white-bearded old man pulled his other hand, and he had to show him french fries, and he was going to be torn in half about joining the franchise, so cruel and dark." ”Su Ming narrowed his eyes and stared at Wade's muddy face until he turned his head weakly before asking."
When did you start knowing what's going on over there?""
Hey, scare me, you stared at me so directly, I thought you finally couldn't hold back the beastly desire in your heart and wanted to pick my chrysanthemum."
Wade wiped his forehead and shook the much-diluted Xiangshui aside: "A long time ago, since you downgraded the multiverse over there from four dimensions to three dimensions, I can hear the voices of the audience over there, but there are many things I don't understand, what do they mean by calling me a green light traitor?"
”"It's just that you're taking the blame for yourself on Earth's 199999, don't care about those details, go on, can you enter the DC world?"
Su Ming crossed his arms and asked a more critical question, if he could use the genuine little cousin in DC, then many problems would become much easier.Wade looked at the canopy above his head for a moment, and then shook his head after his gaze met that of the insects on the tree."
No, you know, I'm not you, and I can't get through the Origin Wall breach.And leaving Marvel means that Thanos's curse and death care will be invalid, and my cancer will make me die in three hours, vomiting blood, bleeding from the seven orifices, and incontinence. ”"What if I could make sense of death over there?"
Su Ming hesitated slightly, but still said so.Wade exhaled like a donkey, his lower lip purred, and his head shook faster: "I heard that the one over there, completely different from my dear hot girl, will only send me to reincarnation with a smile and will not take any extra care of you and me." ”"If I can find Lucifer and the Sandman, maybe there's a way to make a multi-party deal."
Su Ming smacked his lips and changed his thinking.Wade wanted to reach out and pat him, but was quickly dodged, so he had to continue to flush himself: "Slade, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I'm afraid I don't have the ability to earn that money, only you can." ”Su Ming rubbed his face, in fact, he had a way.That is, from the physical level, drag Wade to DC, if he is not decomposed by the void and the world wall, you can let him die there, and then use the genuine black light ring to resurrect him as a black light corpse, and then talk to the spirit of white light existence to talk about a condition, and use the ability of the main lamp furnace to resurrect the black light zombie.Go to the Sandman again, and fictionalize the origin of Deadpool in DC from the dream country, with his own Wilson, the DC world will not exclude another Wilson too much.Then find the Midnight Doctor to cure Wade's cancer in three hours, and then look for death so that Deadpool can regain his immortality.The method is there, but the operation is too troublesome and uncertain, and if any step is not successful, the previous efforts will be wasted.What's more, Wade can only be regarded as an unconventional weapon, and in some special cases, he can not provide much combat power.The Laughing Bat is already 'a typhoon making landfall on his doorstep', that's crazy home, do you expect him to throw up when he sees Wade?
He can beat Wade to the point of vomiting, after all, he is Batman.This is still Deadpool's special ability to operate like this, after all, this set doesn't work and can take him back to Marvel, and he can be resurrected, but others don't have this condition.Now there is only one person Su Ming can bring over, but that little girl also doesn't have much combat power, and she has to undergo additional transformation.Besides, she's been on Geralt's side for the last few years, and she can't be a dark warrior.Sure enough, the time was still not right, he sighed and changed the subject: "Don't talk about that, I went to consult a professional, and I have found a way to deal with the chicken and cow monster, and then I will tell you the plan, and we will implement it together." ”"Okay, cousin."
Wade crawled to the door of the monster's cave, rummaged through a lump of things, picked up his belt, and crawled back again.He took out a new uniform from his waist bag, saying that it was new, that is, the one that had been worn a month ago and had not been washed, and that he had thrown it aside, and that the two uniforms were worn in turn, and that he always chose the slightly cleaner one.I myself am ulcerated and pus all over my body, and washing clothes is purely a waste of time, and I just have to make do with it.Putting on the red jumpsuit, he jumped back and forth to make sure that his bones had grown and his head was in the right position: "I'm ready, I'm as powered as a fully charged remote-controlled vibrator, this time it's definitely going to make this monster cool to the sky, let's say, what's the plan?"
”Su Ming began to take things out of his pocket and place them on Deadpool."
Here's a powerful flashlight, here's a flashbang, here's a candle, and this, the illumination scroll, take it all."
Wade was holding a large pile of things, and a string of question marks popped up in his head.