After listening to the plan, Wade, who was jumping up and down like a monkey with ADHD, was also silent."
Give me a cigarette."
He stretched out his hand to Deathbell, and his five fingers quickly closed and let go a few times.Su Ming wanted to see what kind of moth he was playing again, and suddenly became so gloomy, so he really gave him a cigarette.Deadpool took the cigarette, asked for another fire, lit it, took a deep breath, and coughed like someone had never smoked."
Ahem, brother, are you letting me die?
Use me as bait, seal me in a trap with magic along with this monster, and then inject ice water mixture to keep our flesh delicious, drowning us so that the strangulation can eat us?
”"Only eat the chicken cow monster, the strangulation won't eat you, it's useless to want cancer cells."
Su Ming replied helplessly, how can this atmosphere be the same as Xiangjiang's club films, it feels like the eldest brother on the road is arranging for the younger brother to go to the top cylinder and squat in the kiln.But that's exactly what happened, who told Wade to take the deposit?
Strangulation also came out, and the black bean sprouts nodded up and down, indicating that he resolutely did not eat meat with cancer cells, it was a symbiote with pursuits, even if he starved to death and jumped back to the symbiote planet from the earth, he would not eat Deadpool.This assurance didn't seem to have much strength, but Wade nodded and believed it.He looked up at the sky as if lamenting his fate, and then he dropped the cigarette butt and stomped it out.A pair of white eyes on the mask fully express the ups and downs of its owner's heart, which is an indictment of the injustice of fate and the entanglement of brotherhood.As Shakespeare said, to do it or not to do it, that's the question.However, Jianghu films are not acting like that, it has its own unique routines, and Wade has obviously been addicted to Xiangjiang films recently, but Cantonese is still spoken like Vietnamese."
I listen to you, brother, a world, two brothers, as long as you don't forget to burn me paper money in the Qingming Chongyang Festival in the future, even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire in front of you, brother, I will go for you."
The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone, "Bang!"
”He slapped Su Ming on the back of the head, and the huge force knocked him upside down, plunging headlong into the humus on the ground, his legs dancing in the air.Su Ming didn't say that he felt guilty, he wasn't even moved at all, he looked at Deadpool coldly with Strangulation."
Don't you just want me to add money, just add another $10,000, don't use your acting skills to spicy my eyes."
He took out a stack of bills and threw them into Deadpool's arms: "And what the hell are you still carrying that broken one, playing a soundtrack poem recitation?"
Or "Yi Shui Song"?
It's also too unlucky!
”Wade got up, dipped his saliva and counted the banknotes, put them in his bag, turned his head and said to the non-existent audience on the side: "Sure enough, my acting skills are enough to participate in the Oscar awards, and even my cousin can't help but be moved, isn't this another money?"
Quack, it's still good to not be able to die, but the next actions are all expert-guided, don't imitate the children at home, if you're not a handsome and dashing expert like me, you'll definitely die. ”Saying that, he didn't wait for the death knell to urge, and he worked when he got the money, which was justified.He was covered in all sorts of glowing props, and like a kamikaze agent, he rushed towards the chicken cow monster's lair."
Whew."
The sound of thunder echoed through the empty space, like the muffled sound before the earthquake.Deadpool never thought that chickens could snore, but now that he saw it, he couldn't help but feel that the Savage Land was really magical, and there were really all kinds of monsters here.The chicken bull monster that had eaten Deadpool was now sleeping, completely unaware that the food had run away from its intestines, its two wings stacked on top of each other as pillows, and the whole monster curled up in a ball, lying on its stomach in a huge dark and damp cavern.It's a natural cave with a very large entrance and a narrower passage inside, but it can't be entered for its size, so I don't know what it is.An eyeless, translucent lizard crawled in front of Wade, looked up, 'looked' at Deadpool with an eyeless face, spat on, and crawled away."
This monster is pretty good at it, down pillows, hust?
I don't even have it at home, so I'll have to talk to my cousin and tell him not to eat so cleanly, and at least keep the feathers and cowhides for me. ”Because of the monster's huge size, a feather is taller than Deadpool, and I don't know what he's going to do, anyway, Deadpool just keeps talking to himself.The Chicken Bull slept so hard that Deadpool thought he would wake himself up if he snored so loudly, but it didn't.The smell in the cave was very strong, and as the monster breathed, a strong body odor came out in bursts, it was the smell of a beast.But the smell had no effect on Deadpool, and he even thought the monster was a little fresh.He didn't know why, but everyone else knew, because he lived in an abalone shop.The smell of his own house was much stronger than this, and he couldn't get in when he went to the cable, which meant that he was drunk after taking a breath, and the smell was like substance, and it was still on his head.I have to admire Vanessa, who has not gone crazy to be able to live with Wade for so long.Circling around the mountain-like monster, Wade picked where to start, he had proven before that his combat power was nothing to it, and he still had to rely on tactics to win.So he took out the C4 from his waist bag, and after being collectively despised by his cousin, Cable, Domino, and others, the face-loving Deadpool always remembers to carry explosives when he goes out.As long as he didn't forget his equipment in the taxi, it was indeed much easier to deal with the task than before.This time he brought it with the teleportation belt, and he didn't call a taxi, so the explosives were still in the space fanny pack he got from his cousin, but his favorite rainbow pony schoolbag had fallen into the monster's stomach and would have to come back later.He skillfully installed a timing fuse on the C4, thought about it, used all the five kilograms of C4, set a ten-second countdown, and then picked up the explosives, used the posture of the overlord to lift the crown, jumped up, and stuffed the explosives into the exit of the 'natural pathway' with both hands.Then he ran as fast as he could, came to the monster, and waited for the bomb to detonate."
Boom!"
Instead of the imaginary collapse of the heavens and the earth, it was like the movement of an old-fashioned popcorn stove when it came out of the pot, accompanied by a muffled sound, and a lot of red and yellow various unknown substances, under the action of the reaction force, sprayed all over the entire rock wall behind the monster.The rooster woke up from its dream, its eyes as round as brass bells, and the cockscombs on top of its head stood up.It had slept well, but suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was hot, and the first reaction when it opened its eyes was to guess that the ghost thing he had eaten before was not very clean, and he had a stomach upset.But as it rubbed its eyes and found a bright red dot all over its body, jumping around in front of it, it realized that there was an enemy.Odd?
Isn't that the creature it ate before?
How can there be an identical one again?
However, before the brain can think, the eye sees red first, and it subconsciously pecks at it with its beak."
Long live the hydra!
Eat me flashbangs!
”The red creature shouted a slogan it didn't understand, dodged the attack with a split motion, and then pulled out its legs and ran towards the exit of the cave, turning his head and winking at the rooster as if mocking.The chicken monster's eyes were all red, staring at the red creature that was moving around.The unfamiliar human weapon of the flashbang made it even realize that it needed to dodge, and just as it looked at Deadpool with cross-eyed, the dark lair suddenly turned white, and it couldn't see anything.Losing its sight, it panicked a little and began to slap and peck around the cave like crazy, and huge pieces of rubble were lifted everywhere by it, and dust flew everywhere.The ground shook and the mountains shook, the sand and rocks flew, and a large area of the nearby rainforest could feel a strong tremor, and countless creatures living in the forest fled in panic.However, this blindness did not last long, and it regained its sight.The first time it looked towards the entrance of the cave, it saw that the red monkey just now did not escape to the entrance of the cave at all, he was also lying on the ground some distance from the entrance of the cave at this time, covering his head, and kept chanting: "Fake, forget that Vanessa took my new high-tech mask to dry clean, the eyepiece of this old-fashioned mask is not resistant to flash grenades, it is going to die" The chicken cow monster smiled evilly, his eyes locked on the red bug, and the two cow hooves took heavy steps, gradually approaching.