Wade was eaten again.This time, the chicken bull monster used all its strength to prey, and the huge golden beak with a terrible wind sound, the trajectory of its movement in the air even cut through the space, and wisps of black lines representing the endless void were wrapped around its beak.Just like an ordinary chicken eating a red ant, the process of eating Deadpool is a peck and a swallow.With powerful creatures, life is so simple and boring.After eating the bloodworms, it circled around the cave again to make sure that there were no more bloodworms before returning to its burrow to continue sleeping.As for the wounds in its back?
This will be done on its own, and it will be just a skin injury.Not far from the grass.With the sound of leaves, Deathstroke retracted his head, turned and leaned against a large tree, pulled out a cigarette and smoked it."
Well, sure enough, Wade's strength is still not enough, the movement speed is too slow, and there may be accidents at critical moments, it's really" Why do you always think Wade is here to cheat money?
He took the money these two times and sent it online, although the money is not much, but he feels like he has lost it.He asked the two behind him, "What do you think?"
”When Deadpool sneaked into the cave to make trouble before Deadpool, Su Ming went to see a few people who vomited to see if they could be rescued, because the plan needs to be implemented, and the mage must be needed.Luckily, both mages are people who deal with the cost of spellcasting a lot, and they get back to normal a little faster than others.In addition, Zavadi, the black girl who has returned to normal, needs to take care of Ulysses, who is already a little insane, and Namora, who is naturally black, is still vomiting and can only protect herself.Monak was smoking a pipe in order to calm his mood, and after listening to Knell's question, he knocked his pipe on his thigh: "I see that your cousin is here to torture you, you see that he took your money, but made our side lose its combat effectiveness, this is not the level of killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred." ”Casillas's face turned even paler, and the corners of his mouth, hidden under the hood, twitched, as if he had a very bad impression of Wade, but he spoke fairly fairly."
Teacher, I think there must be something strange about this."
Su Ming just asked casually, not expecting them to give any valuable advice, but fortunately, he still had a plan."
Who's going to see how Xiaoqiang is?"
He remembered the high priest of the Deadpool Cult, the old man named Xiao Qiang, who had not been seen since Wade 'descended' from the monster's bowels again."
He said that in order to celebrate the coming of the gods, he would go back to the village to prepare a new festival."
Monak sighed a little helplessly, he didn't quite understand what these people who played with religion thought.Su Ming Casillas raised his chin and instructed the students to run errands: "Go to him and ask him if he still has the red paint that he painted the statue before, and if so, hand it all over." ”Ka obediently departed, and an hour later, he and his accompanying army of the undead brought with them a large number of bark buckets, filled with red paint.In the villages that worship Deadpool, their ancestors have had the skill of making red and black pigments for generations, and they don't have anything else, but some of the red pigments are, although not paint, but this dye made from plant juice can stay bright for a long time in the face of wind and rain."
You look bad, are you okay?"
Su Ming noticed that Casillas's expression was a little strange, so he asked by the way when he was checking the paint."
They're having a carnival in the village, teacher, but it's a disgusting way."
Ka retched, as if recalling some unacceptable scene.Supreme Mage Deathbell patted his arm and nodded understandingly: "They are people who believe in Deadpool, I can guess how they will have a celebration, thank you." ”But the preparations are ready, and the next step is to continue the planning, and if a plan like Deadpool doesn't work, then it's a sea battle.Su Ming doesn't have much else now, that is, there are a lot of people, and even if the army of tens of thousands of savages after the resurrection is sent one by one, it will be enough for the chicken and cow monsters to eat for a long time.Wouldn't it be okay for them to join hands in a line that stretches from the cave to the trap?
The loss of a few hundred people at most, the only thing worth worrying about in this plan is whether the chicken monster has such a big appetite."
Lift the bucket of paint and pour it!
Then pick up the candle on the ground and stick it to your head. ”At the sound of an order, the undead under the control of the lantern ring walked out of the hundreds, picked up the paint bucket on the ground and poured it on their heads, instantly turning into red savages.Su Ming also turned the godkillers into putty knives, helped them apply the paint evenly on their backs or armpits, made sure that everyone looked red, lit candles on their heads, fixed them with wax oil, and then nodded with satisfaction.Immediately afterward, he told Monac and Xiaoka to go to the trap and wait, and he controlled the undead to line up and walk towards the cave.Once again, the Chicken Bull was woken from its sleep, and this time, it saw a row of red bugs dancing in front of him.These monkey-like creatures hold hands and bounce in place, first raising their knees, then raising their legs, moving a few steps sideways as a whole, then raising their knees and raising their legs high again.It was the most popular modern dance move on Broadway back then, and when Howard attended the tech expo that year, he pulled a group of dancers up to perform.It's just that this kind of dance is usually performed by blonde beauties wearing bunny girl clothes and fishnet stockings, rather than primitive people with unshaven beards and only a piece of animal skin around their waists.Thanks to the fact that the chicken and cow monsters are very large, the line of sight is looking down, if it is really replaced by the audience under the stands, I am afraid that I would have vomited long ago when I saw the mosaics under these savage leopard skins.The undead were expressionless one by one, but they danced skillfully, and under the control of the ring, their movements were completely uniform, just like a person, and even the angle of the kick to the sky was exactly the same.There was only no musical accompaniment, only an eerie dance in the dark, and a clicking sound when the section exceeded its activity limit.However, the undead have this benefit, even if they are completely dislocated, the necromantic energy can still allow them to continue to act, as long as they don't destroy the soul fire in their heads, these guys are also immortal.The chicken bull monster was obviously stunned, it looked at the strange dance in front of it and was a little confused, in the past, there was indeed a primitive tribe to worship him as a god, but in the long days, the people of that tribe were all eaten by him.Unfortunately, if these savage monkeys were just dancing, the chicken and bull monsters might still be in the mood to watch for a while, but these expressionless people still have candles on their heads and their whole bodies are red, then their instincts are much faster than their brains.After eating the first person, the smell of blood and the secretion of hormones in the brain made it gradually forget the strangeness of the matter, and it pecked at the dancing wild people one by one, and walked out of the cave where it lived.