Awkward dancing is also one of the top tactics in Marvel, and it can occasionally be used in other worlds, but it can only be used against madmen, and it is not as universally adaptable as here.Regardless of whether the other party is a cosmic god or an alien powerhouse, as long as the other party has the ability to think, the awkward dance to him can be delayed for a period of time.The Savage Song and Dance Troupe dances modern dance steps, striking all sorts of sultry poses along the way, and the candles above their heads and the red paint all over their bodies point out a clear path for the chicken and bull monsters.In fact, halfway through the meal, the chicken monster was already full, but the point was that there were more red glowing things dangling in front of its eyes, and it couldn't bear it.And in the distance, there is a red monkey holding something that will shine in its eyes, and the anxiety in its heart is getting more and more intense, and now it wants to tear everything apart, and then catch a dinosaur or something to vent its animal desire.So it ate and walked all the way, faster and faster, and before you knew it, it was far away from its lair."
Are you going to do it?"
A voice came from Monarque's teleportation magic, and he hid hundreds of meters away."
Plan changes, you come back."
Su Ming watched from afar as the chicken cow monster pecked like a chicken eating rice in the rainforest, and he had a new plan.The original plan was for Deadpool to lure the monster into the prepared sealing circle, and then Monak and Casillas would work together to cast a spell and drown it with ice and water, while Su Ming was responsible for blocking it in the process and preventing it from getting out of the pit, and Wade would just mess with the monster on the side.But the pit was dug and the circle was arranged, but the result was not satisfactory.Not to mention that the little cousin failed as soon as he came up, even if everything went well, the chicken and cow monster would definitely have to resist, once he resisted, the energy in the body would be consumed, and even some creatures would produce some toxins in the body when they overloaded the body, so it would not be delicious.Now Su Ming's new plan is to use the chicken monster's attack instinct for red objects, and keep feeding it until it is killed.The chicken bull monster is thirty meters tall and weighs about two hundred tons, so what is the volume of its stomach?
Presumably not more than your own weight.The only creatures that can eat more than their own body weight are snakes and a few birds, but the chicken and cow monsters are definitely not good.Even if the wild people are malnourished and tend to weigh lightly, but the living corpses of male apes are at least fifty kilograms, Su Ming does not believe that the chicken and cow monsters can eat an army of more than 4,000 living corpses.How do you make it extremely relaxing when you die?
The answer is to die, even human beings will be very relaxed when they are full, because the blood often goes to the stomach to digest food, and the brain is not supplied with enough blood, which will reduce the energy supply of many nerves in the first place.And the more you eat, the more you instinctively let your body muscles relax, making more room for your stomach pouch to hold food.Generally speaking, intelligent creatures will not be supported to death as long as they have normal brains, except for those who are hungry for a long time and then overeat.All living things have a vomiting mechanism to prevent their stomachs from bursting.But the instinct of the chicken monster to attack and devour when it sees red is worse than having a sick brain.Before Monak and the others came back, Su Ming raised the ring first and ordered more living corpses to start bleeding themselves, although the corpses that were accepted a month ago have almost all turned into rotting corpses now, but there are also a lot of new corpses in the past few days.Although the blood in their bodies was already there, and a lot was lost when they died, it was enough to wipe a living corpse with the blood of three or four corpses.The color is not particularly red, but a little black and purple, but it should not be a big problem to mix it with water and use light to assist.The problem of lighting is given to the cloak, let it hold a powerful flashlight to assist from the air, create a stage effect, and then these new living corpses go to gather with the living corpses sent out before, and lure the monsters back again, forming a Möbius ring.As long as the chicken bull monster keeps eating, then it will keep circling in circles and will never be able to get out.Eat, eat, send, send, send.I have to say that the tactical choice is correct, that is, the delay is a bit too much, and by the time the chicken and cow monster that keeps eating falls down like a bulging balloon, and even the self-healing ability can't save its internal organs from failure, two days have passed.In the past two days, Deadpool has still not been 'released', which makes Su Ming a little skeptical that he has really been digested.Several members of the Monster Hunter Squad have not only returned to normal, but they were also sent to modern society by Knell in a cloak to rest and recuperate, and now everyone who seems to have come back is glamorous, but it is Su Ming himself, who has not slept for two days in a row, and is still fighting on the front line.God really can't be inferred by common sense, from beginning to end, this monster devoured almost 10,000 living corpses, until just now it fell unwillingly and died completely.Fortunately, living corpses are not valuable, and it is worth it to exchange these cannon fodder for the opportunity to strangle evolution."
You're having fun, I'll go see the monster's corpse."
Su Mingchao said that a few people who were picnicking in the dense forest on the side said that they were now sitting on a large flower cloth, eating cake with coffee.Monak's mustache moved, and without raising his head, he said, "Come on." ”Then he refills another cup and closes his eyes as if enjoying the aroma of the coffee beans.Su Ming shrugged, what kind of oil do you add when the monsters are dead?
However, just in case, he still took out his weapon and chopped the monster's neck dozens of times like chopping wood, and only after cutting off the head was relieved.Anyway, the strength of this thing is high enough, and it can withstand so many attacks from X metal, but I'm afraid it's even more difficult to do when I'm alive.It's a monster standing at the top of the muscle world, chewy enough.Strangulation is the same meaning, after the host is sure that the monster is dead, it can't wait to separate countless tentacles, spread like an ocean on the mountain of meat, and devour the monster.The digestion was surprisingly slow, at least much slower than after eating the black sword the other day, and this monster was so tough that the strangulation was a bit unshakable even on the molecular level.However, it first disembowels the monster and throws out the wild man corpses and Deadpool inside it before it can concentrate on dealing with the chicken.Deadpool didn't die, though, though he was almost a skeleton from the acid of his stomach, but he still hugged his Rainbow Pony schoolbag tightly and protected it to his chest.An hour passed, two hours passed, and Deathbell stood there smoking a cigarette, waiting for the strangulation to finish eating.And Wade left the monster's stomach pouch, and at this time he was almost healing, he finally got up, took out a new set of clothes and put it on: "Actually, I could have come out a long time ago, but you sent in too many wild people later, they made the monster's stomach more crowded than the subway in New York during rush hour, and the smell on their bodies was worse than that of Arab illegal immigrants, and I really couldn't find a way out." ”Su Ming nodded indifferently, anyway, the matter was over, and he didn't use Deadpool for anything, at best, he just provided more than seventy kilograms of meat.