"You seem to like this bag very much?"
Su Ming waited to strangle and digest the chicken and cow monster, and killed one of the top combat forces in the single universe without going head-to-head, and he was in a good mood, planning to chat with Wade for a few words.Wade looked down at the bag and reached out to wipe the green slime from the pony's face, making her smile appear in view again."
Yes, this is a gift from my first girlfriend, I can't remember the details, I don't even remember what she looked like, her name."
Wade pointed to his head and said with some self-deprecation, "You know, cancer cells eat three-quarters of my brain, and my memory is severely impaired. ”"Have you slept with her?"
Su Ming looked at the schoolbag, the ghost knows who would give Deadpool such a cute gift."
I forgot, I told you about it, right?
Until I was twenty years old, it was almost all dark, and I just remember that I spent a long time in an orphanage. ”Wade shrugged and regained his twin swords on his back.Su Ming sighed, it is estimated that it will take a day to digest the monster after strangulation, and it will take extra time to complete the evolution, and as a host, he will not be able to leave here.It seems that Wade's role is to chat with him, at least to get the tens of thousands of dollars back.Accompany people to talk nonsense, accompany people to talk, accompany people to chatter, Wade actually accepts such a job, as long as he gives money, he can also go to the children's birthday party to let the performers be guests, perform mouth swallowing long sword or something.Of course, parents who are willing to pay for Deadpool to attend their children's birthday party will not be normal people, either anti-social maniacs, or madmen with the wrong brains."
And what do you remember about her?"
Su Ming sat down cross-legged, rested against the big tree on the side, and casually raised his hand to kill a chameleon-like monster on the tree."
I just remember that she was black, gave me this bag, and there was no more.But every time I see this pony, I always feel that she used to be very nice to me. ”Wade sat down beside his cousin with some emotion, put his bag on his lap, and took an army-green kettle out of it to take a sip of water."
Could it be that you misunderstood?
The pony bag she gave you actually hinted at foul language - 'rely on your horse'?
”Death Knell smirks and destroys Wade's fond memories and carries a rainbow pony bag, doesn't it look like 'a horse with his back to you'?
Knowing Wade at all, he analyzed very indifferently: "She is black, black people in the United States basically don't like to learn, the probability of her understanding is almost none, the abbreviated stalks and harmonic stalks you play?"
Or is it a Tianjin accent?
She doesn't even understand.So she should just think that my little Pony is cute, could it be that her name is Paulie?
”Seeing that Deadpool was not fooled, Su Ming suddenly felt a lack of interest: "Her name is Carmelita." ”"Paulie, come to think of it, that's a pretty warm name, huh?
What did you say?
”Wade was talking to himself at first, but suddenly turned his head towards his cousin, and there was a crisp sound in his cervical spine.The cervical vertebrae were broken, and he could only put his head back with his hands, but then he still grabbed Su Ming's arm: "What do you say her name is?"
”"Camerita, her name, you actually met once after graduating from elementary school, it was around 2013, and you were in the middle of a frenzy of taking on tasks."
Being idle is also idle, and the energy absorbed by strangulation is too much to store, so Su Ming activated a time gem to help Wade take a look at the past on his timeline, which is also Su Ming's own future.Wade tilted his head and recalled, "Because I wanted to give the outlaw a house as a wedding gift, you know, her house was blown up by rhinos and green goblins. ”"I don't care about you and Inez, although she rides you to pieces every time, and you still maintain a relationship after the divorce."
Su Ming extinguished the Time Gem and propped his head on his knees with his arms: "But she divorced less than two weeks after she married you, if you want me to say, she has made a lot of money, a house of 2 million US dollars, even if she goes to the elderly rich man and waits for several years to share the inheritance, she may not share so much." ”Deadpool lowered his head and waved his hand, looking unbearable from the past: "The main responsibility for separating from her lies with me, when I was not under the transformation experiment, I was with Vanessa, but I was disfigured after receiving the transformation experiment, and for a long time, I didn't dare to go back to see her, I felt that it was better for her to think that I was dead." ”Although Wade's previous appearance was not a handsome guy, at least he still looked like a human, and he suddenly didn't look like a human, which he himself found difficult to accept.Not to mention going back to see Vanessa with a grimace, so he ran away from home."
So it's actually you who said goodbye without saying goodbye, and then met another woman during that period and got married, and then you didn't say goodbye again and returned to Vanessa?"
Su Ming sorted out the chronology for Wade, and to be honest, Wade's thinking was confused, which caused him to do things in a chaotic manner."
That's pretty much it, right?
I don't remember exactly. ”Wade hugged his head: "I just think Inez should have her own house so she doesn't have to worry too much about her livelihood to work for the Green Goblins."
You know, there's something wrong with both father and son at Osborne Industries. ”Izny's ancestors were one of the legendary heroes of the Old West, a friend of the 'Twin Gunslingers', the 'Outlaw Maniac'.The twin guns were later handed over to Holloway before his death, and Holloway became the 'avenging angel', and a few years ago, according to his 'last wishes', the pair of twin guns were given to his son.The outlaw fanatic, on the other hand, was decidedly less fortunate than his old friend, and the days of roaming the wilderness on horseback were gone, and in old age he went bankrupt, leaving his son and granddaughter to become mercenaries.Even in order to use the reputation of their ancestors to get more business, they also used the obviously related code name 'outlaw'.And the reason why Deadpool and Izzny know each other is because she accepted Osborne's hire to attack Spider-Man, broke Peter's bones in half, and almost severed the spider's back like Bane broke Batman.Wade was not happy when he heard that someone had beaten his friend, so after visiting Peter, he went to the door to fight Izny.As a result, they unknowingly rolled into bed, but while they rolled the sheets, Peter Parker, who was seriously injured, lay in the 'night hospital' that Luke Cage had set up, and did not wait for Deadpool to return for a long time.He was very helpless because he was embarrassed to call a nurse to help him go to the toilet, and Aunt Mei didn't know that he was Spider-Man at that time, so she couldn't call her to take care of him.So he held his pee all night, and when Cage went to see him the next morning, the black man thought Peter was dead, because his face was all blue.In other parallel universes, Deadpool and Inez also happened in this way, except that Knell used the Time Stone to see the future of the 40k universe, and the story was obviously darker.