"No, didn't you mean the girl who gave me my bag?
Why did the conversation turn to Inez?
”Deadpool was keenly aware of the loophole, and his small eyes narrowed, as if he was going to find out what his cousin's dark purpose was.Su Ming simply lay down, closed his eyes on the thick humus, listened to the business of worms wriggling under the fallen leaves, and said indifferently: "It's nothing, it's just that you and Camelita have a daughter, you don't have to care." ”"Scared?!"
How could Deadpool not care?
He realized that his eyes were bulging: "No, what's going on?"
Why am I not impressed at all?
”Su Ming seemed to be about to fall asleep, and his voice became a lot quieter, Wade quickly leaned his head closer and listened, only to hear the death knell and said: "You guessed it right, she is the standard African-American, her family has no culture, and she herself doesn't know how to change her fate, so she, like you, doesn't have a high education."
It's just that you go to the army, and she enters society, working in bars and nightclubs and things like that to make money. ”"Did I ever be a soldier" Wade tilted his head and thought about it, he really didn't have any memory of this, but since he could eat the bowl of mercenary rice, it made sense to have a military background.Su Ming put his hands behind his head, his black and yellow mask facing the sky hidden by the canopy, and told Wade what he saw like a story: "All in all, during the time you spent with Inez, you took on a lot of tasks in order to make money, and as always, after the tasks are completed, you have to go out to 'relax and relax', and this is how it happened." ”Let him eavesdrop on what happened to him on DC's side, and this time it's time for his revenge.Wade covered his face, he was a little sad: "I really don't remember. ”"I know you don't remember, so I'm telling you."
A demonic voice rang out, fluttering into Deadpool's ears: "One day, you completed your mission and walked into a bar with your own weapons and ammunition in your pony schoolbag, and got drunk there, and it happened that Carmerita was working as a barmaid at that bar, and she recognized the bag and recognized you." ”"Oh, I mean."
Wade couldn't get up, he looked a little wilted.But seeing that he was not high, Su Ming was very high: "She brought you home when you were drunk, and you came a few times, and then she was done, so she ransacked all your money and threw you on the street like garbage." ”"Speaking of which, I seem to remember many times when I woke up next to a trash can wearing only my underwear."
Wade recalled by pinching his chin."
But I don't know if it was her bad luck or bad luck, she was pregnant, and for unknown reasons, she gave birth to the baby and named it Ellie, and you don't remember it at all."
Su Ming deliberately said something sick, wanting to make Deadpool complain, such as, 'Isn't bad luck the same as bad luck?'
’And so on, but Wade just curled up in a ball, buried his head in his knees, and squatted beside him with a look of grievance, saying nothing.Deathstroke picked up another fallen leaf and tore it a few times in his hand: "Unmarried and pregnant, the family broke off relations with her, and she raised her daughter alone, I think about it, according to the point in time of your life, the child should be six or seven years old, right?"
”"Ugh," Deadpool sighed."
You must be thinking that you never had a birthday for your daughter, nor did you buy her a gift, so you feel very guilty, right?"
Su Ming stabbed Wade in the little heart a few more times like a demon: "But it doesn't matter, there are darker ones!"
Other children have fathers, why don't I have a father?
Little Ellie must have asked her mother, right?
Unfortunately, her mother is seriously ill and may not live long. ”The breeze blew through the woods, and the sound of the death knell crept into Deadpool's mind, lingering like a spell, and he was not good.Next, his behavior was not even expected by Su Ming.Deadpool, who usually looks big and doesn't care about anything, actually cried, and two wet marks appeared under the red mask.He jerked out a 45 pistol from his bag, pressed it on his chin and pulled the trigger, his head exploded like a watermelon, splashing death knell with blood and brains.Wade's headless body fell to the ground, looking extremely sad."
I'm gone, even if I hate myself, don't kill myself."
Su Ming jumped up with a carp and reached out to push the headless corpse, but Wade didn't react.I don't know if it's the legendary mourning is greater than the death of the heart, and the speed of his self-healing seems to be much slower.The black and yellow demon pouted, it will take a lot of time to strangle and digest the chicken bull monster, and now he will play Deadpool badly, what will he do for the next few hours?
So he got up and walked around, gathered the pieces of Wade's head, put them together, and barely assembled them around his neck.Wade is still very experienced in suicide, the angle of the shot is well chosen, and there are not many people who can cleanly break the entire head with a 45 pistol.Maybe Su Ming's handiwork is good, or maybe Death used green tea logic to enlighten Deadpool for a while, and within five minutes, Deadpool was alive again.He sat up a little dazed, holding his head and remembering what had happened in his 'previous life', before putting together the memory fragments: "It's all my fault, I didn't know I had a daughter, and no one told me, Slade, what should I do?"
”Looking at his blank little eyes, as well as the Heavenly Spirit Gai who had not completely healed himself, this topic was not serious at all.Su Ming picked out a bottle of wine with the highest alcohol content from his waist bag and handed it to him: "The black woman who had a one-night stand with you won't live long, and your daughter is about to become an orphan, if you can't see her, whatever you want." ”"I've been absent so much in her life that I don't have the face to see her at all."
Wade rubbed his face desperately, he looked dazed, he didn't doubt whether his cousin's news was true, but he was agonizing about what he should do.Su Ming naturally knew what kind of choice Wade would make in the future, but it was interesting to see him so entangled: "Why don't you go to Vanessa to discuss?"
After all, she is your current girlfriend, but you can find Domino, her luck is better, and the advice should be more effective. ”Deadpool stood up, thinking that Su Ming stretched out his hand: "Okay, you settle the final payment, I'll leave, hurry up, hurry." ”"Just now, the Time Gem helped you see the future, and those final payments should be regarded as nutrition fees."
Su Ming didn't mean to pay at all, Wade didn't do anything, and he still wanted the final payment?
Dream on.Wade's little eyes stared at his cousin for a long time, and finally he was deflated, he understood, it turned out that the big pit was waiting for him here.No wonder my cousin was so kind enough to talk about himself and his daughter, it's too dark not to say it sooner or later.But what could he do, the corners of his mouth squirmed like waves for a moment, then he pulled down his mask hard, and the black and red buttons on his belt disappeared with a slap."
Count you ruthless."
There were still words he had left in the air, echoing in the dreary, rotten breath of the woods.Su Ming smiled and picked up the wine that Wade hadn't taken away, unscrewed it and took a sip of it himself, and lay down again.