"It's dark, it's too dark."
Wade sat down next to the Master of Imitation in a somewhat dejected state, and he pressed his scalp as if he were trying to pull out his brain.Anthony was very open-minded, and he handed Wade a piece of chocolate with the black and yellow W logo of Wilson Corporation."
You're also a fan of the authorities, so you want to open a little, at least your village has information on the deal, isn't it?"
The corners of Wade's mouth twitched, and he picked up the hood on the table and put it back on: "I feel much better when you say that, it's indeed a fair deal, but this information still gives me a headache, daughter, my daughter, did I lose a toy as a price before we met?"
”Wade actually liked that village a lot, the people there were so respectful to him, everyone on the road had to kneel down and kowtow when they saw him, which was a pleasure that only God could experience.But for the sake of her daughter, the village was snatched away by her cousin, and she is no longer young, and now she is also a father, so you should quit some things that you play.Woo woo, even this forced withdrawal is too dark."
Actually, it's useless to ask me about your daughter's affairs.Have you forgotten?
We were both registered factions at the beginning, so when Captain America and Iron Man were in a civil war, you had to pull me to side with Iron Man.As a result, only the government knows about our registration information, but I don't know why all the registration information has been exposed. ”Anthony spread his hands helplessly, not only Wade has enemies, but also many of his own enemies, and he still doesn't have any relatives and partners, just because he can't keep his close people safe all the time."
Oh, that's true, I forgot."
Wade cut off, and he remembered that Anthony was also a mercenary whose identity was exposed, and he was not safe at all.Anthony patted Wade on the shoulder, with a look of concern and understanding: "It's okay, I understand, your brain is now the size of a peanut because of cancer cells, and it's normal to forget something." ”"Your brain is like peanuts, so it has to be walnuts, right?"
Wade stood up angrily, and adjusted the angle of his head with both hands: "Let's go, I'll find someone else." ”"Don't worry, the death knell told you that your chick is dying, and it must not be a lie.So while you're wasting time looking for people everywhere, will the people at the Ministry of Social Security have already picked up your daughter?
”Anthony pointed out the blind spot, now Wade is wasting time running around, so if the little girl's mother dies during this time, she will be sent to an orphanage.It's easy for a child to be sent in, but it's more troublesome to get it out again.This procedure, that procedure, after the child goes in, you can't say that you are the child's father and take her away, you have to prove that you are you, and the child has to prove that her father is her father.DNA analysis alone?
No, there must be an official document.With such a lot of chores pressed over, Wade's character will definitely kill him, so it's better to remind him in advance and let him save some bullet money."
Fack!
You're right, I'll take my daughter back to me first, and then I'll find a place to settle her. ”Wade suddenly came to his senses, and he hurried away, calling the Indian driver as he ran.Anthony stood up and shook his head, put on his skull helmet, and pulled up his white hood.He looked left and right at the safe house, took some of his belongings, and pressed the self-destruct device outside the door.This safe house in a basement somewhere was engulfed in flames, annihilating all traces in the flames.This is a mercenary from S.H.I.E.L.D., and Anthony has a complete set of security guidelines, all safe houses are only activated once, and then must be destroyed.Especially since Deadpool has been here, this safe house is equivalent to being biologically polluted and must be destroyed.When did you change places?
I'm still waiting for you at the address on that business card. ”Adu smiled and opened the car door for Deadpool, and the enthusiasm of curry and Ganges water came to his face.Deadpool sat in the car and was busy playing with his mobile phone with both hands: "Drive, drive casually, I have the car today, I'll tell you where to go later." ”"Yes, I know, mercenaries are being followed, and they need to go around the city a few times to get rid of their pursuers, I'm good at this, before I smuggled into the United States, people in my hometown called me the New Delhi car god."
Adubi gave a thumbs up and kicked the accelerator down, and the little yellow car ejected and started in an instant, with a piercing grinding sound between the tires and the ground, and the vehicle disappeared into the dark alley, leaving only the people who pushed open the windows of nearby residential buildings and scolded.“？？？”
Wade didn't know what Adudu had made up in his head, but the car was just driving, and he was busy playing a text message with the sonic boy."
Is it there?
I'm looking for you urgently. ”"In?
Reply to a message?
”"Help!""
Hurry up, I'm going to die, what do you want for the inheritance?"
A series of text messages were sent out, like a stone sinking into the sea, and the flat-headed girl did not reply at all.Deadpool has been blacklisted by her mobile phone, and she can't get through to call, so she can only use the online messaging platform to send her a text message, and she may not be able to reply.But when it comes to the question of inheritance, she answers."
In the shower, I want money."
The answer is as simple and straightforward as ever."
There's money, shall we meet?"
Wade typing."
Huh."
It's onomatopoeia that comes back.Wade took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and lowered his head to type quickly, "I need you to do me a favor, help me tell the professor, I want to find someone." ”"I'm sleepy and asleep."
The answer came in the next second, and the typing speed of the negative sonic boy warhead was beyond the reach of mortals.Although there was not a single emoji and no expression, Wade seemed to see her contemptuous eyes and ruthless little face."
Oh, good night."
Deadpool subconsciously typed in reply, but suddenly came to his senses, dropped his phone and screamed, "Fake!
She treated me like a licking dog!
This dead child!
Calm down, I have to be calm, think about G-13, no R18, no NC17, whew, whew, Wade, who gritted his teeth, still endured."
Is it a woman?"
Adu, who was driving, asked, he knew that Mr.
Deadpool had a chaotic relationship between men and women, and mercenaries were the kind of people who had fun in time.Wade sniffled and picked up his phone from the carpet of the carriage, "That's right, she was in your car, and that was the time I went to save Vanessa, and she was in the back seat with a guy with silver balls to help me. ”"I remember that strong silver man, who spoke with a Russian accent, wasn't the other handsome boy?"
Adu recalled, his neck moving as if he were dancing an Indian dance."
The ghost only knew that she was a man or a woman, and I thought she was a woman, but she said she was a man, and she still went to the men's bathroom."
Wade sighed, calming down: "My cousin said that her gender is Hideyoshi, I think it's probably the third sex." ”"Can't you kidnap her, lock her up in the basement and tie her to the wall with chains, control her food source, put a remote-controlled explosive collar on her, and treat her the way you taught me to treat Geeta?"
Adu asked a little strangely, because he tried the method given by Deadpool on Geeta, and it worked very well, why didn't Deadpool use it himself?
Deadpool pinched the bridge of his nose between his eyes, he couldn't explain to the driver what movie classification was and his own ambitions, if he did that to a minor, G13 wouldn't even think about it.So he could only say, "She's a superpower, the X-Men know, right?"
I can't hit Captain America when I activate my ability, and I don't have a good way to deal with her. ”Adu's chin covered his upper lip, and he nodded suddenly in understanding: "I see, then I can only buy her with benefits, she looks young, what does she like?"
”"She likes a lot of things, money, death rock, skulls, women, all kinds of plants that make people get high after smoking, in short, she likes all the dark things that American teenagers like."
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Deadpool is a little helpless, he can get these things to give the negative sonic boy a warhead, but she is still a child, once she is given these, it is equivalent to spreading bad thoughts, and it will be difficult to classify the movie.Adu smacked his lips, although he didn't know about movie classification, but he knew that being an antihero needed scale, and it was not good to give these things to children."
Isn't there anyone else who can help you?
I mean, your cousin?
”"Don't mention him, he won't do anything but take advantage of people's danger, it's too dark."
Deadpool covered his face: "But I originally wanted to contact Professor X through the negative sonic 'lace edge' warhead, and if I could contact him myself, I would save the intermediary." ”Adu smiled and patted the steering wheel, as if applauding: "Meet the mutant leader directly?"
, your connections are so wide!
”"Haha, that's right, let's do it."
Wade put away his phone and became beautiful: "Send me to Xavier's Gifted Youth Academy." ”"Fuck off, the professor doesn't have time to see you."
Colossus threw Wade out of the school with his own hands, patting the non-existent dust on his palms, intending to go back and close the door.Wade crawled quickly on the ground like a lizard, and then hugged Colosse's thigh: "No, Xiaogang, we're comrades, aren't we?"
Do you want to be so ruthless?
”Colossus's silver body turned, and he kicked his legs, but he couldn't shake off the kraft candy."
Hmph, you also know that we are comrades-in-arms?
When we said okay, Warhead and I will help you save Vanessa, and you will consider joining the X-Men and stop doing bad things. ”"Well, it seems that there is such a thing, I don't remember exactly."
Wade made another move, the old tree was rooted, and he climbed up the thighs of Colossus.Colossus stretched out his hand and pulled him off, dangling in the air a few times like a cat: "I told the professor the same thing, but at the agreed meeting time, I waited for you with the professor and teachers for a day, but you released my pigeon, do you know how embarrassed I am?!"
”"Uh, maybe I was busy that day and forgot to call you?"
The outline of a smiling face appeared under Wade's mask, and he reached out, as if intending to caress Cowlis's pecs.Colossus raised his hand and threw him out of the wall, Wade flew hundreds of meters, collapsed on the road with a snap, and the tall metal man shouted: "Yes, you were busy watching the NFL game at the time, eating popcorn and lying at home!"
So you can do me a favor now, don't come and make me even more embarrassed!
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