"I know that FOX has no copyright, and there are only you and the negative sonic 'licking cat' warhead in the entire academy, but I really want to meet Professor X, I need his help, it is about my children!"
Wade lay on his stomach outside the gate, as if he wanted to squeeze his head out of the railing of the school gate, and shouted affectionately at the colossus at the door of the villa.However, with the boldness of the Russians, Colossus spat at him from afar, slamming them shut.It was as if the door to Deadpool's hope had been closed, and the light had dissipated, and Wade slid to the ground in despair, turning around and staring blankly at the road.Are you going to find your cousin in this era?
In the past, he was blackmailed by his cousin, and when he returned to this era, he was blackmailed by him again, and he did too much in this business, right?
No, you can't go, why don't you call Bob and ask if Hydra has any information?
But Bob's agent level is too low, and he's basically a temporary worker.Similarly, he didn't want Fury to know that he had a child, otherwise it would mean that the boiled egg had mastered his weakness, and that thing was not a good man and a woman.Wade didn't have any good ideas for a while, he didn't want to find Hydra or S.H.I.E.L.D., so he simply lay at the door of Xavier Academy and started to start.Adu beckoned him across the road to get in the car and wait, but he ignored it, completely immersed in thought.Just then, there is the sound of a roaring motorcycle in the distance, and a man riding a Harley-Davidson motorcycle came to the gate, and stopped the car after seeing Deadpool."
Who am I going to throw the skinless corpse here, isn't this a red-black bug?"
Wolverine took off his toad sunglasses, and a contemptuous smile appeared on his unshaven face: "Go, go, go to Fifth Avenue, don't be an eyesore at the gate of our academy." ”"Logan?
That's great!
”Deadpool jumped up from the ground, and he thought of a way to get into the academy.Pulled out a double knife with his backhand and directly stabbed Wolverine twice in the back while still holding the motorcycle, like most self-healing people, Wolverine didn't like to dodge very much.With two splashes of blood, Deadpool used the twin knives as a fulcrum and fixed it on Logan's body."
You're sick, aren't you?
Fack!
”Logan wasn't used to Deadpool, he dropped his motorcycle, popped out his paws with both hands, and backhanded a cross-slash, giving Wade a disembowelment."
That's right!
That's it!
”After a while, Wade became even more vigorous, he pulled out two knives from the opponent's body, and began to slash at Logan.And Logan didn't retreat an inch, the claws of his hands danced impermeable, standing in place and Deadpool began to.Adu, who was in the taxi across the street, could still look at it a few times at first, but as time passed, he began to grin and turn his head from side to side, as if to prevent blood from spurting into his face.The scene was so brutal and bloody that I couldn't watch it at all.After about ten minutes, there were two puddles of flesh and two skeletons left at the entrance of Xavier Academy, and they still wanted to hurt each other, moving the weapons in their hands at an extremely slow speed.Adu got out of the car, tiptoed around the pool of blood, and pressed the doorbell intercom at the entrance of Xavier Academy."
Hello?"
A woman's voice came."
Help, someone is fighting at the gate of your yard, and now the scene is out of control."
Adu called for help in English full of Ah Sanwei, he really didn't know if Mr.
Deadpool was dead or not, and the person who was attacked by Deadpool didn't seem to be in a good state.Deadpool, of course, was still alive, with a bony arm sticking out of the flesh, like a classic Terminator shot, giving a thumbs up, and then the arm slowly fell back into the pile of flesh.It's this tactic, Adu is really good, and he actually knows it by himself.Soon a white-haired black woman flew out, and after seeing the tragedy at the school gate, she went back and called a few people.As the leader of the team, Laser Eye saw that it was a taxi driver who had just informed them on the walkie-talkie, and he didn't know the relationship between the driver and Deadpool, and he gave Adu an extra hush money."
Don't say what you shouldn't say, you know?"
Lasereye said to Adu with a very sloppy look, shoving a few bills into his arms, "If I had seen this in the newspapers or news, maybe some bad mutants would have come to your house looking for you that night." ”"Boom."
Adu swallowed his saliva and nodded his head repeatedly.Seeing him agree, Cyclops waved his hand to indicate that he could continue to run the taxi.The mutant who still wore sunglasses on the big night was actually in a good mood, and he was very happy to see Wolverine being chopped by Deadpool.Logan always looked at Phoenix with salty eyes, and had coveted his girlfriend for years, which always upset Cyclops.But if you ask who in this world can cure Wolverine?
Then there must be a place for Deadpool.Does Deadpool hate it?
It's annoying, but for Laser Eyes, it's Logan who hates it even more, although they are colleagues, but they are also rivals, and they barely communicate every time they act together.So with a wave of his hand, he asked everyone to move Deadpool in, saying that it was out of humanitarian help, but in fact, it was to disgust Logan for a longer time.Deadpool got into the academy as he wished, and as long as he got in, he must have a way to find Professor X, without a professor, Phoenix would be fine, in short, as long as someone could drive the brainwave amplifier and help him find someone."
Strange ceiling" Deadpool opened his eyes, anyway, no matter what the situation is, he must memorize the actor's lines.Then, according to the routine, a patient who has been in a coma for a long time will definitely ask for water to drink when he wakes up."
Water give me water.""
Huh."
There was a bubblegum explosion next to him, and the negative sonic boy warhead replied without looking at it while quickly pressing the phone screen with his thumb: "No water, no urine to drink?"
”Wadeson sighed helplessly, what he was most afraid of was that this kind of person took care of the patient, and the script was not written like this."
You're my secretary, why are you crazy about me?"
The bullet swiped the phone, put it away, and blew a bubble, she was wearing a pink sweater at this time, but she looked quite cute.She didn't like this color originally, but Xue Xu knitted it for her, and she had to put it on."
Yes?""
Didn't you?"
Deadpool tilted his head and sat up from the bed, the sky was still dark outside, and not much time had passed."
Really?
Probably because you're too shitty shit, right?
When you meet people, you say I'm a woman, but I'm obviously a pure man!
I'm thack your mouth. ”The sonic warhead gave Wade a middle finger like lightning.Wade looked at her delicate figure, chest, crotch, neck, and closed his eyes in pain.'
I love my teacher, but I love the truth even more', this is a famous quote of the ancient Greek philosopher Aristotle, the ultrasonic boy warhead is obviously a woman, let Wade deceive her against his will, he can't do it!"
Okay, my bad, N, can you help me find Professor X?"
But for now, to hell with the truth!
In order to see his daughter as soon as possible, Deadpool even dared to dig Aristotle's ancestral grave.The warhead boy gave him a strange expression, how did this guy soften today?
Shouldn't we continue to quarrel in the past?
But that's good, I'm a man myself, and if it's you, you'll be happy if someone goes around saying you're a shemale?
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Seeing Deadpool admit her mistake, her attitude obviously improved a lot, and she also had a little expression on her little face."
Wait, I'll find it for you, everyone else is on Wolverine's side, you're too ruthless, right?""
Logan and I do this a lot, it's our way of saying hello, kids don't care about that."
Wade got up and jumped on the side of the bed: "Anyway, I just heal faster than him, and my endurance is longer, tsk, it's not a day or two that he's jealous of a perfect man like me." ”The sonic boy didn't answer, just turned and walked out of the room, leaving Deadpool with a back with a middle finger up.