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Chapter 1365: Harley's Comedy


"Hee-hehe-hee-ha-haha" In the airtight room, as soon as Su Ming came back, he heard a strange laugh coming from outside the door, and the woman's sharp voice pierced the thin door like a night owl.Still through Dr.

Manhattan's space, Su Ming exchanged the gem for a lamp ring, but there was only a small bag containing the ring in that space, and Manhattan himself did not know where to go.After thinking about it for a while, he followed the old route and teleported to the small building where he and Harley lived by touching a whirlpool.As a result, as soon as I came back, I didn't know if it was day or night, but I heard the madwoman screaming in the living room outside the bedroom.Pushing open the door and walking into the living room where Hallie lived, I saw her sitting cross-legged on the bed, holding her laptop and watching a video, holding a lollipop in her hand, licking it with her little tongue a few times, and then continuing to watch the video and laugh.She was wearing headphones, and Su Ming didn't know what program she was watching, and the current situation was like a mime being staged in a dark room, with no audience, while the actors themselves were laughing wildly, which made people shudder.It was night, it was pitch black outside the window, and there were gunshots from time to time, but no sirens were heard.The social order has collapsed, and now it's all up to the superheroes, and the former police officers are probably now running for their own livelihood and that of their families.He walked up behind Hallie and looked into his laptop, only to see that she was watching a documentary.What was playing at this time was a video apparently recorded by a mobile phone, as the camera was shaking so badly, but at least it was possible to tell who was hiding in the desk office building.Picture.Inside, a very embarrassed fat man in a dirty suit was being held against a high-tech energy rifle, sweating and begging for mercy: "Don't kill me, firing you is also the meaning of the boss, I'm just a department manager, please, I want to live too."

The earth is over, it's over, as long as I get rid of you, the boss will give me a settling-in allowance, and I have to buy food for my family!

”At this time, the person holding the gun was a thin-eyed man, who looked to be in his forties, and both eyes were bloodshot caused by excessive excitement: "Are you the only one who has a family?"

Dead fatty!

I've put up with you for a long time!

Thanks to Mr.

Luther for giving me a chance to vent!

Die!

You!

”After spraying a string of fragrances with abnormal emotions, the man with glasses directly pulled the trigger, and the energy gun shot out a strange green light, instantly blowing away the flesh and blood of the fat man's upper body.Yes, it was blown away, as if it had suddenly encountered a top typhoon, and the clothes and flesh of the fat man's upper body, including internal organs and blood, instantly appeared on the wall behind him, turning into a chaotic bright red picture.And in the same place, only the lower half of the body was still flesh, and the upper body was completely white and ossified, and the two eyeballs were still rolling in the sockets, revealing fear and painful despair."

Hahahaha!!"

Hallie happily clapped her legs, laughing to tears, wiping the corners of her eyes with her little thumb as she shoved the lollipop into her mouth, her little hand controlling the mouse to click on the next paragraph."

Hallie?"

Su Ming poked his head out of her, if it was understandable that Gin could be seen as a comedy show, after all, it was just a show.Hallie's view of the murder news as a comedy shows that she is still as 'spiritual' as ever.She turned her head to look at him, and was not frightened by the sudden appearance of the person in the dark, but showed a bigger smile, reached out and pulled him to sit beside her, picked up a headset with her little thumb and said, "Are you back?"

Come and see this, it's very interesting. ”Saying that, she was also going to play back the video just now to Su Ming, and rubbed her shoulders against his chest with her eyebrows."

I watched it, but I didn't find any laughs."

Su Ming didn't wear a uniform, just wore everyday clothes, and the casual clothes that were conjured up by strangulation.Hallie held out a finger and dangled it in the air, signaling him to wait, and then she dragged the progress bar and adjusted it to slow motion: "Look closely, look at it, it's time to shoot!"

It's time to shoot!

”Well, there are indeed some places that can be called laughing when you slow down, first of all, the fat man's confused eyes, from the 'I'm so scared' when the opposite side is about to shoot, to 'Huh' after the eyelids are blown away?

How does it not hurt?

’And then to him looking down at his bones, 'Oh, so I'm dead,' and so on a series of emotional shifts.Fear, to hope, to despair, to nothingness.Hallie loves to see other people's emotions, whether as a psychiatrist or a psychiatrist, she likes to analyze other people's mental states and have fun with them.Maybe in her eyes, those flesh and blood are just paint, and her attention is not on the matter of killing, but through the superficial phenomenon to see the changes in the relationship between people.Hallie hugged his arm and shook it, and was about to stuff his lollipop into Su Ming's mouth: "Did you see the fat man's tongue?"

Fell into the pelvis, do you think he tasted his own urine?

Hahaha" "This man with glasses seems to be a bit wooden, he should tell a bad joke about corpses, jokes about squeezing employees and skinning and things like that. ”Su Ming gave a more professional opinion and accepted the candy that Harley had eaten.Hallie smiled mysteriously, rested her head on his shoulder, shoved a headphone into his ear, and the two of them were next to each other, playing the next video: "Then you should watch this one, this one happened five hours after the glasses killed the fat man." ”A new video appeared, still shivering, with a dusty footage, still showing one person being held against another with the gun.It's just that the man with glasses who killed just now has become a person who raised his hands to surrender at this time, and a woman with a gray face and unkempt face is facing him with a gun.The Mexican language came from the headphones, and it sounded very rhythmic: "Wife, you can't kill me!"

Think about our children, I'm stronger now, I can take you to find food and become human beings!

”However, his obese wife was unmoved, and there was an abnormal light of excitement in both eyes: "No!

If I don't kill you, how can I live with Fernando next door?!

The child is my child with him!

Thanks to Mr.

Luthor for giving me this opportunity, I've been putting up with you for a long time!

Die!

”With that, she pulled the trigger, and a bloody skeleton appeared in front of her.She was indeed better than her husband, at least her marksmanship was good, her glasses only broke the fat man in half, her legs were still in her hips, and the housewife was clean and clean with a single shot to create a white bone."

Hahahaha" Hallie slapped Knell's legs, her red and blue ponytails kept shaking, she pointed at the screen and let out a loud laugh: "See?

How simply this wife kills her husband, everything is a scam!

It's so realistic, his skeleton is still wearing leather shoes!

Hahahaha" Okay, she didn't say that Su Ming really didn't notice it, the skeleton in front of her was indeed not complete, because the skeleton still had a pair of fleshy feet, and was still wearing socks stuck in the shoe tube, standing in place.It's a joke indeed."

But she doesn't seem to have any sense of humor, and after killing her husband, in addition to being in a daze for a while, she took the child to find a mistress."

Su Ming cocked Erlang's legs and commented very calmly.Hallie smiled and shook her eyebrows, and mysteriously played the next video, the smell of shampoo and perfume making her ask strangely sweet.Just after she laughed again and again and played the video again and again, Su Ming finally discovered that this was not a human observation at all, and the person who took these videos had a clear purpose, which was to follow the series of this energy rifle all the time.A subordinate kills a boss, a wife kills a husband, a lover kills a mistress, a child kills an adult, and so on and so forth.A series of dozens of paragraphs revolve around this gun, recording the tragic situation of its users.Full of chaos and dark style."

Who gave you these videos?"

Su Ming looked at Harley, who was laughing and rolling on the bed with her stomach in her hands, and was a little curious about where she got the information."

Xiaohong gave it to me, do you remember her pitcher plant?

The one with the phone when the earth was submerged?

You said that the phone had Batman's bugging, and Red told him to take the phone away. ”Hallie covered her face and smiled, her little face twitching between her fingers: "These videos were taken by Xiaohong, and I said that I would wait for you to come back and show you, I inadvertently watched a few paragraphs and became addicted, it's so funny!"

Can't stop!

Haha, hiccup!

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”She laughed angrily, happily clutching her belly and inhaling the cool air, and her little face wrinkled.Was it the poison ivy woman who said that she wanted to show Death Knell Su Ming thought about it for a while, but there was nothing special about this gun, it was just one of Luthor's many inventions.And it's a failure, because it can't counter Superman, it's a waste to Luther.However, the mood of these gun users is a little weird, as if they have knocked a lot of high drugs, and they have done everything they didn't dare to do in the past under extreme excitement."

Didn't she say there was anything special about these videos?"

If you can't think of it, you might just ask, Harley might know something.Hallie got up, sat on the bed in a duck sitting position, shook her head and stretched out her fingers with bright nail polish, and pointed to the door not far from the end of the bed: "No, there are too many funny programs like these videos, and I can't fit them on my computer, so they are all stored in the mobile hard drive, there are probably hundreds of series, and I put the hard disk in the storage room." ”"Well, I see, you drink some hot water."

Su Ming left Harry's bed and walked to the door she pointed.Strictly speaking, Hallie's house doesn't have any storage room, just a living room and bedroom ensuite.There was a dining table and bed in the living room, as well as a refrigerator and a TV and some electrical appliances, and Hallie lived by herself, and occasionally the Poison Ivy Girl would come to accompany her.The windowless bedroom was rented to Su Ming, with only a mattress and nothing else.The place Hallie pointed to was her shoe closet, where she had a lot of beautiful boots studded with sequins that could be paired to suit her mood.It's just that the shoe cabinet is usually open and messy inside, but at this time it is closed, and it looks like she has tidied up.Su Ming walked over and pulled the door, and saw a stack of portable hard drives, and at the same time, a dark shadow pounced on him from the cabinet