Su Ming didn't even make much movement, just turned to the side, and the black shadow fell to the ground, motionless.At the same time, Hallie on the bed showed a lost expression, disappointed as if the prank had failed, and even her ponytails drooped."
Where did the corpse come from?"
Su Ming picked up the corpse in the body bag with his foot, picking through the hill-like pile of mobile hard drives, these things Harley should have seen all, and there were some small notes pasted on them, saying what 'Kitchen Knife Funny Collection', or 'Changing Jokes', and so on, such confusing titles.As soon as he returned to the room, the strangulation told him that there was a corpse in the room in addition to him and Harley.After coming out to talk to Harley and observing the temptation up close, it was determined that Harley was real, not some shapeshifter, and not another multi-faceted Harley impersonation, so her reason for hiding the corpse could only be a temptation.The trick of hiding a corpse in the cabinet is difficult to scare Su Ming, but it is a good means for other death knells.After all, there are many death knells in the Overworld now, and most of them are enemies from the dark and diverse, and Harley can't tell which one is the real thing based on her appearance, because it's too simple for Knell to deceive people.But Su Ming has several unique skills that other Death Knell doesn't have.The first is the toxin immunity provided by strangulation.The lollipop that Harley ate before, and the one that was later stuffed into his mouth, contained the poison of the poisonous vine girl, Harley should have taken the antidote in advance, and if it was other death knells who wanted to impersonate Su Ming, even if he didn't die after eating Hallie's candy, he should lose his combat effectiveness.The second point is also the sensitive sense of smell brought by strangulation.Even if the body is not seen, the strangulation smells that the tightly wrapped corpse is in the shoe cabinet, and the corpse will be poured out as soon as the door is opened.And if there is a false death knell that has passed the first level, because there is a ghost in the heart and the incident is sudden in front of the shoe cabinet, it will definitely react to the black shadow that appears, such as taking out a weapon or gun, or even directly using it against the corpse.The speed of the warrior's reaction sometimes reveals himself, and the knee-jerk reaction of the death knell is often faster than the brain.As soon as Deathstroke moves on the corpse, the fake is a goof, and Harley can immediately escape from the window next to the bed, or implement some countermeasures.Hallie has never been stupid, she just loves to laugh.Harley, who confirmed Su Ming's identity, didn't show much joy, but was a little disappointed, because the real thing was not fun.She rolled over and lay on the bed, squeezed the two lumps flat, and supported her head with her hands to introduce the two of them."
As you can see, this is the guy who sells the portable hard drive, and now it's a corpse.The corpse, this is the death knell, the best mercenary in the world. ”Su Ming shrugged noncommittally, returned to the big bed with a few hard drives he picked out, and plugged in the computer."
Did you die at work?
I like people who are so dedicated. ”Hallie lay on his back, as if she was going to relive these comedy clips together, and her little head was next to his face: "Don't you just ask me why I killed him?"
”Su Ming clicked on a video, looked at the beginning of another story, and casually responded: "You killed him, it means that you think he deserves to die, and this reason is enough for me." ”"Oh, that's so touching, yo!"
She crossed her fingers with her hands on her chest, twisted shyly, and then immediately grabbed his head and kissed him on the mouth: "You are so nice, sweetheart, the person in the yellow-black uniform is really like a little bee, his mouth is so sweet, gurgling." ”"Black and yellow uniforms?
The next time you see Black Thunderbolt and Black Adam, I'll tell them to you. ”Su Ming pushed away the red and blue heads, and Harley blocked him from watching the video, although he didn't mind making out with her, but not now.Time is precious when you first return to DC, and superheroes like Barry often don't know enough about things, but it's more appropriate to learn about the current state of society from the side with a smart person like Hallie, whose crazy words are sometimes mixed with valuable advice."
Phew!
A dark-skinned fool and a megalomaniac make me doze off and bored when I think about it. ”Hallie got up and jumped away, she stepped on the ground barefoot to drag the body bag, and suddenly laughed again: "Let's pause and wait for me to see it, I have to feed the corpse to the cat, and then prepare some popcorn for us." ”Su Ming pressed the bridge of his nose with a little headache, Harley is smart and beautiful, but she loves to talk too much, if she doesn't agree to her, she will probably be entangled endlessly."
Alright, pause, you hurry."
Hallie dragged the body bag to the door, smiling and saying, "Come soon, do you want to eat apple pie?"
I can get a point from my downstairs neighbor.Not either?
What about pineapple pie?
Don't want it either?
Doxx Pie ""Hallie?
”Su Ming sighed and looked at her with helpless eyes.Harley stuck out her tongue, and continued to drag the corpse with a wicked smile on her face: "Just kidding, haha, because even killer crocodiles know that people want to eat them raw, and if you make a pie, you won't have a chew!"
Is this joke funny?
Oh, not interested?
Okay, wait for me anyway. ”Looking at the door of the room, Harley dragged the corpse to the 'cat paradise' upstairs, and Su Ming was thoughtful.The Earth is full of chaos and madness right now, and even Hallie seems to have been affected a little, but this is a little crazy for Dr.
Harleen Quisel, but for Harley Quinn, this little madness is just right.Just like drinking in place, she is also the best time to use her brain in this state, and even if she keeps it in this state, she may still hear the 'mysterious voice' from outside the fourth wall, becoming a super spoiler-level super plug-in.About three minutes later, Hallie came back with a packet of microwave popcorn, her feet still stained with blood, like rotting plum blossoms falling on the snow.She went to the bathroom first, crossed her long legs and put her feet together on the faucet, which made it difficult to wash the viscous plasma away.But for someone like her, who often soaked her feet in blood, it wasn't a big deal, and she quickly ran back to the bed with a puff of smoke, tucking her feet into the sheets, she reached out and unplugged the headphones, letting the sound pass through, with an expectant expression on her face, and her big eyes sparkling in the dark: "Let's go, hee-hee, wonderful comedy night, Kangmang!"
”"Haven't you seen it once?"
Su Ming not only clicked on play, but also pressed fast forward.Hallie stared at the screen while putting popcorn into her mouth, raised her hand to pause, pointed to the screen, and said with a mouth bulging like a squirrel: "This person injected Luthor with Luther and then popped the enemy's head, which is full of venting emotional outbursts.But looking at this picture, it is he who used the blood of the dead to draw two vertical lines on his face representing tear stains after killing, which shows his confusion about his own positioning.To put it simply, this is the conflict between the 'id' and the 'superego' that is born in the distortion, such a classic comedy, I can't get tired of watching it at any time, haha, cough cough" She originally gave Su Mingpu a proud face, but she choked on popcorn.