"Huh?
I hear you call me, do you miss your charismatic cousin?
”Just before Su Ming's mouth landed on the fragrant barbecue, with a flash of light, Deadpool appeared with a gun in one hand and his teleportation belt in the other.He seemed to be about to say something, but when he saw that everyone was eating barbecue, he stopped again, and there was obviously an Adam's apple sliding around his neck under his uniform to swallow.The smell of urine and rancid smell began to spread in the small underground space, and it became more and more intense as Deadpool walked.Someone's cousin sighed, handed the lamb skewers in his hand to Diana beside him, stood up, grabbed Deadpool who was rubbing against the stove, and walked out the door."
I've done what I told you?"
Coming to the door, he asked his little cousin in a low voice.Deadpool's gaze was still like looking through the door at the two people eating inside: "Ah, it's done, it's easy to find Xingxia, in fact, I think he is a good person, but it's a pity that his head has grown, which affects his character positioning."
That, Slade, I want to eat a barbecue. ”"No, you don't want to."
Su Ming reached into his pocket, took out a stack of banknotes, and patted it a few times in his hand: "I will settle a part of the commission for you first, and you can go back to Marvel to eat a roast whole sheep or something." ”The diamond-shaped white eyes on the red and black mask suddenly looked pitiful, and the corners of the two mouths skimmed downward: "But I want to eat your baked, Slade, or Su Ming, or handsome guy, no matter what your real name is, but you are my cousin, and we are family."
Didn't you notice that we've never had the experience of dining together?
Thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever, you don't call me when you have a party at home. ”"It's your brain that has lost its memory again, think about it, didn't we drink the coffee I made together in the desert on our way to release the apocalypse?
We eat together so often that you forget about it for granted. ”Su Ming's face did not change his face, he only wanted to eat with Deadpool when he was sick, and if he had the leisure to find a way to enter the world of 'Resident Evil' to watch zombies eat people, anyway, the degree of disgusting was about the same.Wade nodded hesitantly, he remembered that everyone had indeed drunk the gruel-like coffee together.As for the memories of eating together?
That's not at all, is it really my brain cancer that is naughty again" Oh, so that's the case, I blamed you, I thought you disliked me, hehe. ”Wade happily took the money, lifted the corner of the mask, dipped it in saliva and quickly counted the money: "What are you going to do next?"
”Su Ming staggered his gaze, his gaze seemed to be studying the principle of the light on the ceiling in the corridor: "First of all, how did you find Xingxia?"
”A smile appeared on the corner of Deadpool's rotten and cracked mouth, and he took the money back into his small bag: "Underestimate me, don't you?"
How can I say that it is also the top level in the mercenary world, and it is not a piece of cake to do intelligence analysis?
It's known that Xingxia is an antique hippie, an alien with no home and no parents, and has suffered a major setback in his confrontation with you, and he was once a member of the Justice Society, so "After saying this, he flipped his palm and signaled that the answer was obvious?"
You're the Zaun mercenary?
Xingxia's parents are indeed dead a long time ago, but how does it feel wrong to say these words from your mouth" Su Ming shook his head and tried to minimize the number of breaths: "So you found him in a bar somewhere in New York?"
”"That's right, the World Forger did send him to a safe place, but Xingxia himself has the ability to act, he can't stay on the alien planet at all, and there is nowhere else to go."
Wade leaned against the wall on the side with satisfaction, and whispered to his cousin about the progress of the mission: "So I guess he will go to the most familiar place, and sure enough, this guy's behavior is too easy to predict." ”"So you went to Battery Park, found the antiques of the Justice Society, and asked them what their favorite bar was, and you guess Starman would go there to borrow a drink to drown his sorrows, or fly some leaves?"
Su Ming already understood Wade's thinking, and I have to say that if his cousin is normal, he still has the ability.Deadpool put his hand in his pants behind him and scratched it, pulled out a piece of bloody dead skin and threw it on the ground, and said proudly: "Hippies, love and peace, but DC has no love and peace, only darkness."
So how do you make the world full of love?
The easiest way is to find a place to get some medicine and some wine, and the problem will be solved.I locked down a couple of bars and went through them and found that hippies just can't live without marijuana, right?
”"Yes, you've been in good spirits lately."
Su Ming gently patted Wade's head: "I've never seen your logic so clear before." ”Wade suddenly stopped laughing, and his expression became serious: "That's because I found that I can also take the route of the dark department, and in DC, it is still dark to eat, as long as you think about things and people in a bad way, everything is under control." ”He did get dark, for as he spoke, he took out a large piece of black cloth and draped it over his body, like a cloak."
Praise you for being fat and you're still panting, okay, are you sure Xingxia believes what you say?"
Death Knell hugged his arms and gently touched his beard.Wade patted his chest, but accidentally shattered a cancerous lung, he spat blood, but still smiled: "Under my charisma, he firmly believes that he already knows about Sepulk's existence, and believes that Zhenglian is there ready to run, and at the same time accepts the 'Pepetua's killing plan' I gave him." ”Su Ming didn't believe a word of Wade's words, he reached out and pulled Wade's black cloth cloak, and found that the lower edge was a wing membrane with curved and sharp angles, "While he's high, you pretend to be Batman, right?"
”Wade staggered his gaze and whistled a little."
I guess you tell him that you are a disfigured Batman in a parallel world who has experienced a fire, and the old antiques lack knowledge of parallel universes, they don't know that there is no such Batman in the incarnation of justice, but the blind trust in the wisdom of Batman in the main world will also spread to other Batmans, he just believes in the 'Batman Magic'."
Death Knell sees through the truth, as always."
Maybe I told him that I'm Batman, and I really don't mind carrying the cauldron anyway, this kind of thing doesn't matter, right?"
Deadpool put away the black cloth, and the white eyes on his mask turned funny: "I remember someone saying that Batman is not a person, but a symbol. ”Su Ming nodded, and patted his cousin's back encouragingly: "Only you know about this matter, don't let anyone else know, mercenaries are confidential, understand?"
”"Sure enough, you sent the Star Chaser Girl to find Xingxia just to pretend and pretend to be a good person, in fact, you still want him to die, it's really good, but I'm curious why you didn't kill him with your own hands?"
After Wade finished the last question, he made a zipper gesture on his mouth, indicating that he would not tell his cousin's secret unless he couldn't help it."
He did bad things with good intentions, but he didn't have a choice because he wasn't able enough.Besides, I already know that he is Luther's 'reconnaissance plane', then he still has use value, and I will give him a chance to prove that he is a hero" Su Ming took a faint puff of his cigarette, and in the not very bright corridor, the smoke covered his face.