Earth 0, New York.As one of the top big cities in the United States, it is naturally a key area for superheroes, at least there are no large-scale riots and street fights on the streets.In the empty old bar, a man with shawl hair sits alone in front of a dilapidated bar, silently drinking a bottle of wine from a friend.Star Man did approach the Justice Society, wanting them to act with him and replace the Justice League to save the world or something.However, the retired heroes said that they had little combat effectiveness, and several of them were inseparable from wheelchairs due to old age, and it was better to listen to Zhenglian's arrangement now.However, they are not unmissive of the old love, and for the sake of the past love, they also gave a few bottles of wine to Xingxia who was in a bad mood.Alcohol is a very valuable thing in today's last days, and I don't know how many people want to die under anesthesia, without pain or fear.However, for most people, it is a luxury.A bottle of liquor is in short supply these days, not to mention the old folks of the Justice Society who gave Star Man several bottles, enough to numb his amount.They probably heard that Xingxia and Zhenglian had some unpleasant trouble, and they just hoped that the old guy could find a place to calm down by himself, or sleep after drinking.Unsuccessfully persuaded his former companions to go out of the mountain again, Xingxia reluctantly strolled through the empty streets with his own wine, looking for the supplier of the year to get some 'leaves' on credit.In fact, the suppliers of the year were too old to walk, but after all, they did a line of love, and there was still a little stock in the toilet tank at home.The drug dealer also felt a little emotional when he saw Xingxia again, saying that Xingxia has not changed at all, including his appearance and hobbies, but he is already old.The other party generously gave him all the leaves, anyway, later the poisonous insects used the doctor's prescription to go to the pharmacy to buy the leaves, and he has been unemployed for decades, insisting on growing marijuana in the basement is also a hobby, and I don't know how long I can live after today.It's the end of the world, right?
The great green mark in the sky was seen by all.Xingxia didn't say much, just thanked the people, left a bottle of wine, and continued to wander aimlessly.He was not from this era, naturally he did not have a home, no fixed residence, and after not being able to go back to the Hall of Justice and not wanting to live in the Justice Society, he found that he had nowhere to go.Suddenly, wandering like a ghost, he saw the bar that everyone frequented back then, and the door was now open, as if it had been ransacked, and the doorknob and lock had fallen to the ground, leaving a layer of dust.He thought for a moment and entered through the door.Not to steal or wreak havoc, he just wanted to reminisce about the old days when everyone was together and it was still bustling with people and lights, and he and his friends huddled in front of the bar and listened to the boxing matches on the radio.But in the blink of an eye, everything in front of him replaced the memory, the radio was gone, the lights and figures were gone, and the black hole in the bar was eerily quiet, except for the sound of Xingxia's own drinking and swallowing, and the broken furniture as a companion.The wine racks have long been looted, the chairs and tables are almost destroyed, and even the beautiful classical chandeliers and lampshades have been broken.That was an hour ago, and at this time, Xingxia was patiently rolling up the leaves with newspaper, stuffing them into his mouth, and taking a deep breath, a unique smell spread.He already had a lot of half-wet cigarette holders at his feet, as well as a couple of empty bottles that had fallen to the ground.First, he recalled the good old days, and whenever the medicine energy came into his mind, he always had a relieved and warm smile on his face, and then, he remembered the news brought by a strange Batman not long ago.He was sitting in a dilapidated bar, and in the bright spot of the door, a black figure suddenly appeared, revealing his identity.Xingxia thought that Batman had come to catch him personally, but as the other party got closer and closer, he realized that the Batman in front of him seemed a little cheap.Yes, the two pointed ears on the other party's head were pinched into triangles with newspaper, and some were blackened with street sludge, and the other party was actually wearing a red and black uniform, except for the black rag on his cape."
I'm Batman from a parallel universe, Earth cough cough, I want to talk to you."
The person who came said this, and sat next to Xingxia with a stench like, he seemed to have phlegm in his throat, and he could still pick it up with a stick, causing his speech to be slurred.Xingxia also has the physical qualities of an alien, and the effect of anesthesia on him will not be particularly fast, so he covered his nose and asked, "How did you find me?"
”"Because I'm Batman!"
The other party replied.It's very reasonable, and the logic is so smooth that it can't work, because this answer can explain the formation of the universe and even the extinction of the dinosaurs, and it is overkill to answer such a small question.Xingxia smiled bitterly, he raised his neck and drank the wine in the bottle, and closed his eyes in pain: "You caught me, I guess you already have a dozen bat schemes to deal with my possible resistance, and then put me in a bat prison, hypnotize me with a bat machine, and make me only eat bat mashed potatoes every day?"
”The visitor's eyes widened, as if he was surprised by Xingxia's conjecture: "Everything is named after bats?"
Ahem, it's just a last resort, but not for you, you're a hero, I'm here to tell you something, the secrets of the Justice League. ”Xingxia turned his head and retched, I don't know if there is something wrong with the drink, he didn't drink much, but he felt sick to his stomach."
I just left the Hall of Justice less than an hour ago, are you sure there's any news I don't know?"
Batman from the 'ahem' universe nodded very seriously, and in the darkness he lowered his voice: "I learned from a very reliable source that the Justice League has obtained a method and a way to evacuate diversity, and now that they have all left this universe, I am leaving soon, are you coming?"
”Xingxia shook his head, he had a completely different opinion on this: "No way, the Justice League will not leave everyone behind, I know them, although we have some differences, they are undoubtedly all heroes." ”"At this time and that time, think about it, the universe is so dark, people who can't see hope will want to escape, right?
Aren't you escaping from reality here, too?
”The foul-smelling Batman pointed to the wine bottle and the leaves and said, "You lost Superman and them, so how can the Justice League fight with Pepetua?"
Is it for nothing?
”Xingxia frowned, and the cigarette in his mouth didn't seem to smell good: "But the death knell should be able to save them back." ”"It's true, but they're all crazy in different timelines, don't you know, for example, Superman now thinks he's a black man, and his hometown is in a village called 'Krypton' in Africa, and as soon as he comes back, he's in a hurry to visit his relatives in Africa, and he's completely crazy."
Xingxia took a breath, and then showed a guilty look: "Sure enough, am I wrong again?"
"It's okay, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, and the survivors of the Earth 0 Justice League don't blame you at all, at most, they just want to lock you in prison and take turns to blow up your chrysanthemum." ”Batman patted Star Man on the shoulder affectionately, gently comforting him, like a bosom brother, or a through and through.This comfort didn't make Xingxia feel more relaxed, but felt more disgusting, and the stench made him a little dizzy, but he gritted his teeth so that he didn't vomit.He squeezed a few words out between his teeth: "You say well and logically, but there are problems. ”"What's the problem?"
The white eyes on Batman's black-and-red mask widened."
How do you prove you're Batman?
Where's your batarang?
What about the bat hook?
What about the Batmobile and the Butler?
”Star Man's gaze suddenly became sharp, and at the same time, a starlight suddenly lit up in the darkness, and the star scepter appeared, and he was ready for battle.However, the cheap version of Batman shook his head disdainfully: "Your suspicions are all expected by me, wait." ”After speaking, he found a corner that was more protected from light, unbuckled his belt and began to shush, and then waved to Xingxia with a shudder, asking the other party to come over with the light source and take a look.Xingxia walked over vigilantly and took a look, completely identifying with the other party's identity.Because in the dark, there is no doubt that Batman is the only person who can perfectly draw the bat logo with urine stains!