"If you still don't believe it, I can give you another 'bat sculpture' performance with a 'tuba', but I think this level should be enough, and if it is higher, I am afraid that it will have some adverse effects on the film rating."
In the dark, Cheap Bat said this to Starman in a serious tone, but at the same time, he still held his belt in his hand, and he looked like he wanted to prove himself further immediately.Xingxia hurriedly refused, Batman from the parallel world had already proved his identity, and he had come up with ironclad evidence, and there was no need for 'stronger' evidence.Although this place is in tatters and has been ransacked, it is still a beautiful place in my memory, and it is enough to let the stinky Batman pee here, and it is necessary to avoid it further."
No need, I trust you."
Xingxia hurriedly shook his head and refused, and at the same time put away the star staff, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, reached out and grabbed the other party's arm, and dragged him back to the bar."
Really?
I can prove myself. ”Cheap Batman's tone is mean, and his eyes under the mask are narrowed into slits."
I really don't need to, give it, your ears are off."
Xingxia picked up the sticky newspaper pointed ears from the ground near the bar and handed it back.The other party took it and casually inserted it on his head, so that the two pointed ears were one forward and one backward.Beneath his comical appearance, he said something very serious: "The place I'm going to tell you about is called Seppulk, which was the center of the former ghost universe, and later Darkseid" Cheap Bat tells about the origins there, and there is a lot of nonsense and speculation, but Starman almost understands what is going on.In order to enhance his persuasiveness, the other party also took out a mobile phone and played a few videos, fortunately, this mobile phone does have a protective case, which is a bat pattern.But it doesn't matter, it's what's inside.A passage connecting two different universes, a vortex that distorts reality and illusion, a man-made stellar ark!
The universe seems to be moving away from this world every moment.Star Man saw all the members of the Zhenglian there, and also saw some strange armored soldiers active, they were discussing how to develop the Justice League after leaving this universe and going to the new world, and gradually the topic changed to what they planned to eat.They were glad they didn't have to eat potatoes anymore, and then they pretended to mourn for the countless humans on Earth who had been abandoned.Say something like, 'Maybe Pepetua will not be afraid of starvation by turning them all into monsters,' or something like, 'I hope there is no hunger in heaven.'"
This made Xingxia frown and was very uncomfortable.From these videos, it seems that the Justice League has not only abandoned the multiverse, but also abandoned everyone, and there is no fight at all.Just when he almost crushed the bat phone, the cheap Batman quickly pulled the phone back: "What are you doing, don't get excited, I bought this phone after I sold my kidneys to a restaurant in Gotham, who will I reimburse if you break it?"
”"I'm sorry."
Xingxia unscrewed a new bottle of wine, and drank half a bottle as soon as he raised his neck, which was to use wine to drown his sorrows: "Are you going to leave too?"
With these people?
”Bat is exactly Deadpool fake Batman nodded, put away the fake video completely fabricated by the 'lieutenant': "Yes, everyone is going to slip away, I'm also going to go back to my earth to pick up my housekeeper and girlfriend Catwoman, and then take the Bat family to take refuge together." ”"Then why did you come to me?
And let me see such a cruel reality?
”Xingxia rubbed his face vigorously, he felt the strength of the wine come up, and his whole body was hot.Deadpool's acting skills are generally ordinary, but he occasionally shines as he lowers his head, as if he has a thousand pounds of weight on his shoulders, and enjoys a dramatic silence.Then, when the light outside the door was obscured by something unknown for a moment, he spoke in a deep voice: "You are a good person, I don't want you to die here, come with me, let me tell that death knell, beg them to spare your chrysanthemum." ”Xingxia was also silent, and after a moment he shook his head firmly, and his whole figure seemed to grow taller in the darkness: "No, you go, I won't be with the sanctimonious guys anymore, I will stay here and fight the Legion of Destruction to the end."
Please live and tell my story to others, including my mistakes and oversights, but please let people know that I, Will Peyton, did not give up on justice until the last moment. ”"Comrade!
I'll live, even your share!
”The stinking mercenary stretched out his hand to shake him, and both sides could feel the strength and warmth of the other, and at this moment, they seemed to have a heart-to-heart connection, and they both saw the brilliance of justice in each other's eyes.Maybe they chose different paths, but the goal is the same.So, Xingxia was also relieved, he smiled and put all the wine on the bar, opened the bottles and poured them wildly, and said vaguely: "You go, I'll prepare a little, and then I'm going to implement my justice." ”"Are you scared?"
Wade mimicked Batman's tone.Xingxia took a sharp puff of cigarette and sniffed hard, and the strength of the smoke made him lean hard against the back of the chair: "Yes, I'm afraid of death."
But life is not important compared to faith, I really can't save this universe, but even Pepetuaa can't erase the last of my starlight. ”Cheap Bat nodded seriously: "I understand the fear, because I am Batman, I have a plan, I don't have time to execute it, but maybe you can try." ”"Batman's plan?"
Xingxia shook his head vigorously to sober himself up: "Then I'll listen to you." ”"It's good, because the whole project is very risky, and it probably doesn't even have a 10% success rate."
The red-black bat said in a heavy tone: "First of all, you need to pray that Starlight will show you the way, rush into the universe, be caught by Luther, and then find the location of Pepetua, and then do this and that" Deadpool used to be on Marvel's side, and no one would want to hear his plan at all, it was simply a plan for the old birthday star to hang himself, and he could send away all his teammates except Domino.But now it's different, the fake Batman made him feel the respect of others for his intelligence, so he arranged Xingxia according to his cousin's arrangement.One of the two people spoke seriously, the other listened to it with pleasure, and time passed quickly.Hearing the wonders, Xingxia applauded again and again: "It's worthy of Batman, how come I didn't think that Perpetua's weakness was actually that!"
”"To keep a low profile, I just have big eyes that are good at discovering the beauty of life."
Deadpool smiled reservedly and waved his hand modestly.Xingxia took a deep breath and looked at the last half bottle of wine in his hand: "Okay, I know the plan, you go quickly, let me save the world."
Of course, give me some time to say goodbye here. ”"Good luck."
The impostor Batman got up and left, the tattered black cloth spreading out behind him like a bat's wing, and in a flash, he disappeared into the light outside the door.