Fortunately, Wade had a backup plan, and before Tony's bodyguards arrived, he took decisive action directly!"
No !!"
He cried out in an instant, and slipped across the deck for several meters to Tony's face, and directly hugged the big thick legs of the local tyrant with both hands: "Please don't kill us, we are just poor people who can't afford to eat, and we want to exchange our labor for some money to eat, even if you kill us, you won't get any pleasure, really!"
I've seen your armor on TV, it's so powerful, how can it be used against a little person like us?
”Tony kicked his leg twice, but Wade grabbed his other jump leg in his arms, and he could only jump on both feet like a rabbit, trying to get rid of the poor man like Kraft Candy.However, Wade was tossed and turned on the waxed deck, making a squeaky grinding sound, and still did not let go."
Do you need to call the police?
Boss?
”Potts didn't care about messing with his boss anymore, and pulled out his phone.Not only him, but Harpy, who woke up from the cab, also ran out, took out his gun and pointed it at the strong man, with a professional look on his fat face."
Boss!
Are you okay?!
”"No, no, don't shoot, it's none of your business Harpy."
Tony waved his hand, bent down to break Wade's head, and said to Potts: "It's just two poor people who want to make some quick money, and I'm not short of money, what's there to be afraid of?"
”Pepper put away her phone, she understood, and showed a helpless look: "You just thought they were the parents of the students, right?"
I'm afraid they'll do it to you what you did to the girls" "No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, it's not." ”Tony quickly denied it, and at the same time pulled his bathrobe, blocking the position where he reached out to cover his buttocks: "I'm not worried that some parents want to take revenge by popping my chrysanthemum." ”"Disgusting, hum!"
Pepper retched, staggered on his high heels and walked away: "You can deal with it yourself, I'm going to find a clean place to sleep." ”"Oh, then you're probably going to have to go to the engine room, we had a bit of a big time last night."
Tony raised his glass, winking at her proudly, not ashamed."
When I return to New York this time, I need a supplemental agreement to my employment contract."
Potts took a deep breath, his shoulders kept shaking, and he was so angry: "If you die of any dirty disease, it belongs to you, and I have no fault in taking care of your daily life." ”Tony glanced down at the glowing reactor in his chest, but quickly raised his glass to hide his expression and shrugged his shoulders: "As you wish, to be honest, I don't know how long I can live" Wade, who was holding his thigh, looked up curiously, not looking at the caterpillar in Tony's nightgown, but turning his head to look at the fat bodyguard.He had just heard Tony call the man's name."
Harpy?
Is that you?
Buddy. ”The fat man also pointed a gun at Thor, glanced at Wade out of the corner of his eye, and frowned: "Wade?
How are you?
”Tony, who was holding his legs, sniffed, tilted his head to look at Pepper's back as he left, and asked casually, "You know each other?"
He's not a dangerous person, is he?
Can you tell him to let go first?
”"He's definitely a dangerous guy, boss."
Harpy put away the gun and walked over to break Wade's hand: "Fortunately, he and I are friends, and I met him when I joined the peacekeeping force in 1994." ”"In 1994?
I just remember it was a good year for sales, and you should have joined the company that year, right?
”Tony looked down at Wade again and stroked his beard: "Is this guy a veteran?"
Why are your knees so soft?
”After being discharged from the army, some of the soldiers who can't find a job because of various physical or psychological problems are indeed a bit pitiful.But how do you feel that this person is a bit cheap?
Sure enough, Harpy denied the boss's words with a wry smile: "It's not what you think, boss, although I only met him because I joined the peacekeeping force, he is not my comrade-in-arms, but the side that is 'peacekept'." ”Tony blinked quickly, as if he hadn't remembered, "Peacekeeping?"
Wade, who got up, hooked Harpy's neck, reached out and touched the fat on the other party's chin, and said with a smile: "Mr.
Stark, Harpy and I met during the Rwandan genocide. ”Tony remembered this and took a deep breath.Rwanda was divided into two main ethnic groups at the time, the Hutu and the Tutsi who had fled from neighbouring countries.Since 1990, the Rwandan Patriotic Front (RF), a Tutsi refugee group living in Uganda, has been engaged in a civil war with Hutu government forces because they are not satisfied with the conditions of work and life in their new country.Three years later, in August 1993, with the mediation of neighboring countries and pressure from the international community, the Rwandan government and the RF signed a peace agreement that would give them more rights and preferential treatment.But the coming peace frightened some in the upper echelons of the Rwandan government, who were unhappy with then-President Juvenal Habyarimana, who felt he had conceded too much in negotiations with the Front.On 6 April 1994, a plane carrying the Presidents of Rwanda and Burundi was shot down near Kigali, the capital of Rwanda, killing both Presidents at the same time.The following day, a spokesman for the Presidential Guard, made up of Hutu soldiers, accused the Tutsi guerrillas of killing the president, and then executed three senior Tutsi officials, including the female Rwandan prime minister, before the new government launched a nationwide ethnic cleansing campaign through local media and radio incitement.In the three months that followed, between 800,000 and 1 million people died at the hands of the Hutus, the vast majority of the victims were Tutsis, including some Hutu sympathetic to the Tutsis, and one eighth of Rwanda's population disappeared.That's why the United Nations has sent peacekeeping troops there.At that time, Harpy was not a fat boy, but a capable young man with lofty ideals, the kind who wanted to contribute to the maintenance of world peace.The 3,000-strong peacekeepers are scattered across the country, and the local Rwandan army and red-eyed maniacs outnumbered them thousands of times.Harpy's squad was ambushed by an unknown warlord, and everyone died, except for him, who was seriously injured and unconscious, and was picked up by Wade, who was still a young soldier under the little warlord at the time.Wade's faction did not participate in the massacre, but was just a neutral faction of a general who was trying to profit from the chaos, and he followed a group of armed black uncles by chance on the battlefield.He had been away from the United States for more than a year, and when he jumped out of a pickup truck to 'look for oil and water' in the pile of corpses, he found that the soldier with the Stars and Stripes on his chest in his uniform still had a breath, so he picked it up and wanted to hear the news of his hometown.The two Americans met in a foreign country, and he still saved Happy's life, so the natural relationship became familiar, and from time to time Wade would carry Wilson 47 to the peacekeeping camp to chat with Happy.Harpy explained the ins and outs of the massacre, and Wade assured him that he would not kill any good people, and unlike the other young soldiers, he knew why he was shooting and who he should be aiming for.Later, Harpy's injury worsened somewhat, and an injury to his Achilles tendon in his leg prevented him from running for long periods of time, and he was destined to say goodbye to the army.Then he had to return to China after being discharged from the army and go to find other jobs, first worked as a boxer for a few months, and after finding that he was not suitable, he entered Stark Industries as a security guard, and was favored by Tony to become a personal bodyguard.Wade remained in Africa, wanting to learn some skills to survive, while in the United States, he was not at the age to work legally.Eight years have passed, and Harpy is now Tony's Minister of Security, while Wade has just returned home and embarked on the path of a mercenary.Everything in this world is really embarrassing.Wade looked at Harpy's bright suit, and then at his crumpled shorts T-shirt, a little envious.But then he noticed Harpy's protruding belly, his face was shiny, and his hairline was severely receding, and he didn't envy it at all.Sure enough, it's still African!
Tony listened to the ins and outs, nodded thoughtfully, and he looked at Thor, who had been standing next to him stupidly like a curious baby, and then at Wade, who was messing with Harpy.He had an idea, and when he said it, he really had a job for a dancer to do, wasn't Pepper unhappy?
Tony decided, and tonight he would take out the yacht and secretly prepare a big show for Miss Potts, to make her happy too.Women like to look at handsome guys, just as men like to look at beautiful women, it's all natural."
I have a job, temporary, that allows you and your friends to live a good life for a long time."
Tony crossed his legs, he sat on the recliner on the foredeck, the sea breeze blowing his leg hair: "As long as you cooperate with the other dancers, give my assistant a riverdance tonight." ”Yes, Tony's plan was to bring in the Irish National Song and Dance Troupe to perform a tap dance for Pepper on the yacht, and she loved this kind of literary thing.Ballet is her favorite, but it's all men who can't dance that, tap dancing is different, the wooden deck with wooden shoes is perfect.As for adding Wade and Thor, he simply felt that they were pitiful, and he couldn't give Hapi's friends directly, so he used the excuse to pull them along.Iron Man feels that her plan is very feasible, so that even if she dies, she will remember the care of her boss today, right?
The chatters didn't even notice that in the corner of a cabin not far away, an Asian woman dressed as a dock worker but covering her face with the brim of her hat retracted her head and walked briskly to the cabin where the debris was piled up.After closing the hatch and making sure everything was dark, she took out a very inconspicuous little earphone, stuffed it into her ear, and pressed it on the electronic watch a few more times: "Director, I accidentally found that Coulson's target was in contact with my surveillance subject, what are the next instructions?"
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