Tony's arrangement went well, and if you have money, you can do whatever you want, and he was in charge of opening Pepper first, so he left after a few phone calls.As for Wade?
Although the marijuana he bought can't be sold for the time being, but this thing has no expiration date, he is still very happy to be able to join the song and dance troupe temporarily, after all, he and Thor will only have 10,000 dollars each, this kind of work is really rare.Wade is tap dancing, but it's an African version.Riverdance in Ireland is actually supposed to be counted as a wooden shoe dance, and the now popular tap dance was actually produced in North America around 1820.African slaves brought their ancestors' sacrificial war dances, while Irish immigrants brought wooden shoe dances, plus kick dancing from the stuffy bears, and finally the kind of dance that was performed on Broadway.The ancient war dances of each race of the Black Uncles are different, but there are generally similarities, many times it is to raise a bonfire, roast an antelope or a living person from a rival tribe, and then hold a spear in the right hand and a leather shield in the left hand, and barefoot to quickly kick the earth and sand into the fire.You have to have your feet upside down fast, and you want the kind of flame that shakes, and the dust and smoke fill the sky.Wade naturally learned this when he was a soldier in Rwanda, but Thor was more offended when he rehearsed with the song and dance troupe, as an Asgardian, even if he had been to the atrium before, the scope of his activities was only in a small part of northern Europe.If you let him drink or wrestle, it's fine, but dancing happens to be one of his weaknesses.Vandal of the Three Friends of Asgard is good at this, and the blonde bearded man who likes to wear green clothes is also good at playing the harp and witticisms, and likes to hang out with the ladies.He also once gave up his divine power to go to the atrium to train, which was seven hundred years ago, and went to England, which was relatively prosperous at that time.Although Odin and the Ancient One had an agreement that the 'gods' of Asgard could not enter the earth at will, if that god gave up all his divine power and came over as a 'human', the Supreme Mage would also turn a blind eye.Vandal often boasted the story to Thor and the others when he was drinking, back and forth that he was living in the Sherwood Forest with some of his mortal companions, wearing his favorite cuckold and plundering with a bow and arrow.It was like playing a game to play with the tyrannical lords and bishops, stealing their gold and food and distributing them to the poor people of the forest, and he married a mortal wife named Marianne, and lived happily.He didn't think the gold coins were of any use at that time, and he lived in the forest anyway, but the mortals were very happy to get the gold coins they had robbed, and they threw a lot of money into their arms, and at the same time the big mouth held him to the sky like honey.Therefore, he also tried to get as many gold coins as he could, every time he grabbed food, so that he could distribute them, so that others might boast of his honor.At that time, people called him the embodiment of chivalry, and a word was specially invented for him called outthegreend, and countless glories were gathered in one.Vandal also assured that whoever they went to the atrium now, and that everyone would remember the story of Robin Hood, which was his pseudonym at the time.But when Thor, who was drinking happily, took advantage of the situation and asked, 'What about your wife?'
’When.The mustache of the cuckold always sighs softly and then changes to another topic without a trace.With the life span of mortals so short, what good results can man and God have?
Vandal, who has stories and wine, can only continue to be his prodigal son in Asgard, because he foresaw that the strong hearts of the Asgardian female warriors were his ultimate destination, but he didn't want to go to the marriage grave so soon.Thor wears the waistcoat that all tap dancers need, but he's so big that he dances like a bear in a circus with a big ball, but it's something special.Professional dancers naturally don't look down on his performance, but let these two laymen also join tonight's performance, which is required by the gold owner, so they can only pinch their noses and admit it.During a break after rehearsals, Thor also told Wade about Robin Hood, but this only let the mercenary know that the rich second generation in front of him had another paranoid friend.They can't directly debunk the illusions of paranoia, which would make them sick on the spot, so Wade told the story of the masked vigilantes who are now active.Tony's yacht was huge, at the tipping point where it was impossible to tell whether it was a yacht or a cruise ship, and Wade familiarly pulled Thor to the entertainment room, ate snacks and drank wine, and turned on the TV."
Exactly."
Wade was amused as soon as he watched the TV, and pointed to the commercial that is now airing: "Speaking of the masked hero, we can't fail to mention this old qualification, who has been active from the Second World War era to the present, and can be seen in many parts of the United States." ”Thor had never seen a television before, and he couldn't take his eyes off the large box with video activities inside, forgetting to drink the wine in his hand.In the picture, a man wearing a blue, white and red uniform and carrying a star shield is climbing a snowy mountain, the cold wind is howling, the snow is flying, and the cold can be felt through the screen.But the man's eyes were resolute, and he squeezed through the waist-deep snow and climbed up the mountain.The picture uses a simple way to show the difficulties he encounters along the way, such as almost falling into a glacier crevasse, such as fighting the snow wolves that appear, such as suddenly encountering an avalanche, etc.He was still undaunted, and he overcame all kinds of difficulties with a straight face and continued to move forward.Finally, he stood on the high peak, the surrounding snow-capped mountains seemed to surrender to his feet, the golden sunlight in the sky sprinkled his body, and the man was as radiant as if the gods had descended from the heavens.Just when Thor wanted to drop the cup in his hand to applaud him, who knew that the picture suddenly turned to the front of the person, the man smiled and took out a small rectangular box from his arms and put it next to his ear, and put his finger on it, and the box lit up, showing all kinds of colorful patterns.He showed a sincere smile and said loudly in the wind and snow: "Wilson's titanium alloy mobile phone, wrapped in old cowhide imported from the Netherlands, diamond screen, 1G memory, 100,000 pixel high-definition camera, pay tribute to a successful life." ”"Exclusive one-to-one confidential key, man-machine separation ten meters automatic alarm.""
If you forget to bring it, you will be reminded, if you lose it, you will call the police, you will not forget to bring your mobile phone, and your secrets will not be leaked.""
Invisible dialing, encrypted calls, traceless communication, dual SIM dual standby, no interference with each other.""
Success is not far-sighted, but you are standing on a high place, strategizing, and controlling the future, this is the titanium mobile phone, this is the world!"
After a long section of the advertising slogan, a close-up of a volley of a spinning phone appeared on the screen, with the logo of Wilson & Stark Industries on one side and a long list of six-figure dollar prices below.Captain America smiled again and held his phone to his chest and gave a thumbs up, just as he had done for decades - and that's it!"
Call the toll-free number at the bottom of the screen to order!"
The captain roared, and Thor's glass slid to the ground, the brown liquor soaking a large carpet under his legs, as if he had urinated on the ground.The simple Thor couldn't think of anything to say with his mouth open, and it wasn't until a long time passed in the advertisement that the TV station began to broadcast the NBA 2002 Finals, and he came back to his senses with a blank face."
Are all the heroes of the Atrium like this?"