"I'll pinch."
On the Kun fighter, except for the iron rider who drove the plane, the other three people were observing around Thor on the floor of the rear cabin.The Imitation Bird squeezed Thor's arm, which was thicker than her own thighs, with the disbelief that it was a muscle that could be built, and she wanted to see if it was filled with silicone.But the hand felt the muscle fibers and tendons, proving that they were real muscles, and the man was almost stronger than a bear, and the young Moore Agent was stunned."
You knocked down a bear."
She gave Coulson a thumbs up.Coulson smiled and shook his head, he was holding a syringe to draw blood on Thor's other arm, and said in a warm tone like a spring breeze: "You don't know how many bears I've knocked down in the past, this is not the first time, it doesn't take much strength, just a little precision and skill." ”Earlier, Thor, who had been flooded and affected by the battle, was very weak, and was lying on the stern rudder of the yacht to gasp, and he did not hesitate to trust in the face of the sudden drop of the lifebuoy and the 'friendly face full of smiles' that appeared above the deck fence.Then under the guidance of the well-wisher, he got into a very tight lifebuoy and was pulled up by the other party."
Thank you!""
You're welcome."
The smiling man said friendly words in his mouth, but backhanded a powerful anesthetic shot into Thor's ass, and Thor, who had lost his divine power and was no different from a mortal, showed an expression of disbelief, but before he could say anything, he fell unconscious with a 'hiccup'.He was then put on the plane by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, who evacuated safely after picking up Hawkeye, who had delayed Tony.With a tactical plan, what's so difficult about this?
At this time, Hawkeye sat boredly on the side, his seat belt on his waist, counting how many arrows he had used in this battle, so that he could go back and reimburse.His arrows need to be reimbursed, and if he is allowed to bear the burden himself, he will not be able to afford such expenses.Even the most ordinary arrows, the arrows need to use matte treated nickel-chromium alloy, the shaft of the arrow is made of new carbon fiber with high strength and low density, and the stabilizing wing is not the feather of the original bow and arrow, but a new polymer compound to avoid its deformation after water absorption and moisture to affect the stability.Not to mention those explosive arrows, electromagnetic interference arrows and other special arrows, he doesn't think anyone can afford to play these things at their own expense, the price of half a car shot by an arrow, let alone others, even a few years ago he couldn't imagine what the concept was."
Do you really think this man has anything to do with a hammer that fell from the sky?"
Hawkeye asks Coulson that although the bald agent hasn't saved much money over the years, he has risen to the top of the ranks, and is now a level 8 agent in the leadership position of the squad."
There is not much hope, and there is a high probability that he can be put down by anesthetics, and he is just an ordinary person.But he was the only one left who suddenly appeared in the State of Mexico at that time, and the rest of the people passed the investigation, and if the matter had nothing to do with him, it didn't matter if we let him go, just sign a non-disclosure agreement. ”Agent Coulson collected a large tube of blood and began to pick Thor's hair again.In fact, with blood, he can do a series of tests such as DNA, but he just hates the man with shawl hair, and this is his squad, he has the final say."
So we're going back to New Mexico now?"
Hawkeye smashed Tony's phone, pulled out the phone card and folded it, walked to the back of the cabin and threw it through a two-way valve that went straight to the outside world."
That's right, back to a makeshift camp in New Mexico."
Coulson stood up, took out something like a stapler, and placed it on Thor's belly, and then the small machine automatically tied the person up, "When did you get married?"
How am I not clear?
Do you know that marital status needs to be filed with the headquarters?
”"Where did I get married, didn't I lie to Stark?
I'm definitely single. ”Hawkeye replied a little nervously, and also looked sideways to peek at the imitation bird, only to find that the female agent was groping Thor's chest muscles with a face, and couldn't help coughing twice."
Ahem!""
I'll just touch it twice, cough what?!"
Barbara glared at Clint and sat back in her place angrily, "Are you only allowed to watch striptease, not strong men?"
”"That's it!
Double standard!
”Mei, who was driving the plane, also showed her head from the cockpit and denounced together: "Barbara, come and fly for me for a while, let me try the feel too." ”"Okay, Sister Mei."
Barbara rolled her eyes at Hawkeye again and squirmed towards the cockpit.Clint leaned back in his chair speechlessly, how could Barbara use to be called Iron Rider's code name or Agent May, but now she suddenly became Sister May?
Have you become a public enemy of women?
Seeing their reactions, Coulson on the side showed a kind smile that had succeeded in his plan, and sure enough, such a temptation, sure enough, Eagle Eye is interesting to sound birds, it's good to be young.There is an oriental poem that says very well, asking the world, what is love, and directly teaching life and death.If the mercenaries are dancing on the tip of a knife, then the life of the agents is dancing on the edge of a knife, and it is not much better, and the relationship cultivated between life and death is indeed easy to move towards the relationship between men and women.It's just that the imitation bird doesn't seem to think that way at the moment, and Coulson knows that the kind of man the girl likes is two extremes, either a rough man with no culture at all, or a knowledgeable person in the scientific community.A contradictory combination in her own right, she is a world Olympic champion in floor exercise and balance beam, as well as a PhD in biology.However, the main thing is to look at the face, and Barbara is a person who prefers handsome guys.It's a pity that these kinds of hawkeyes don't match at all.Poor Clint, unrequited love is likely to be fruitless, but if it does, Coulson is willing to bless the two.Of course, after the blessing, you have to report to the director that there is an 'office romance', and the field agents in the same group can't fall in love, you have to give them separate rules, and sometimes it's the last line of defense for agents to restrain themselves, at least that's what Coulson thinks now."
S.H.I.E.L.D. stole my man."
Wade packed his small bag with a gloomy face: "I don't know where they come from, I don't know what their mission is, I just know that no one can steal my people." ”Tony stood beside the mercenaries with a wine glass and watched the X-Men clean up the battlefield, the revealing woman in the swimsuit had just flown away, and he was not interested in the battle scene anymore."
What are you going to do?
They are agencies that represent the United Nations. ”Wade took off the monkey's hood and wrung out the water, and his hair stuck to his head like aquatic weeds: "I'm going to snatch Thor back, it's about my $70,000!"
”"You might be worse off than dead, do you know who the bald agent is?
He'll lock you up in a dark room and get some of your acquaintances from Rwanda to blow up your chrysanthemums, or the kind with AIDS, so as to inflict double physical and psychological torture on you, and trust me, he really did it. ”Tony has never had a good impression of agents, his parents have been dead for so many years, and to this day, he can't even find out the cause of the accident, isn't this a fraud of taxpayers' money?
As a result, he never trusted the agents and was hostile to them.Therefore, he seized the opportunity at this time and began to make up nonsense, and Coulson turned into a demon in his mouth."
Hiss" Wade felt the chrysanthemum tighten, as if he had really seen those scenes, in fact, he was not very happy to break up with the former warlord in Africa."
So what should I do?"
Tony remotely controlled the steel armor to get the wine, and reached out to wrap his arms around Wade's neck: "I'll ask some military acquaintances to help you inquire about what S.H.I.E.L.D. has been doing recently, and then let's think about it in the long run, I'll help you use more legal means to get people out, but you have to tell me, what's so special about your friend?"
Why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. kidnap me without kidnapping a person with the same name as the Norse Thor?
”"He's a paranoid, he really thinks he's the Nordic Thor."
Wade took the wine bottle, unscrewed it and blew directly on the bottle, suddenly as if he remembered something, he quickly pulled out the bottle and wiped his mouth: "Goodong, by the way, he also has a super big secret, only as his friend I know." ”Tony's eyes lit up, and he knew that S.H.I.E.L.D. wouldn't go to great lengths to get an ordinary person back, sure enough!
If I knew that secret, I might be able to get the benefits that made S.H.I.E.L.D. excited!"
What's his big secret?"
Wade looked left and right, and after making sure no one was paying attention, he sneaked into Tony's ear and whispered, "He, no, lift"