"How's the result of the inquiry?"
Coulson stood in the hallway, looking at Thor in the interrogation room through a single mirror, while May, who had been in charge of the questioning just now, stood helplessly beside him.Iron Rider is good at interrogation, and although she is not as dark as Hawkeye, she looks fierce and has more brains, and interrogation requires strategy."
Nothing came of it."
Melinda flipped through the folder in front of him casually: "Name Thor, who claims to be a person from Asgard, is the god of thunder in Midgard Nordics, he doesn't have any superpowers, his DNA shows that he is completely human, there is no transcendence and there are still some symptoms of dehydration and colds, there are many traces of molting on his chest and fingerprints of other women, he is an intellectually disabled person, and he was abducted to be a stripper after being discharged from the hospital." ”"Stripper" Coulson frowned, and he put his fist on his chin and thought, "Have the blood test results been verified twice?"
Really ordinary people?
”"Yes, not only the blood, but also the hair you pulled out, all the results came out last night, science shows that he is an ordinary human on Earth, and based on the amount of lead in the hair, it can be inferred that he may live in a coastal city."
Melinda simply handed Coulson a stack of inspection reports and asked him to read them for herself, she didn't think anything could go wrong with the billion-dollar high-tech equipment at S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.Coulson looked down at a few pieces of paper, then fell silent for a moment."
Where do you think Asgard is?
Is there really such a place name?
”Agent May tilted her lips to indicate that she had stopped asking."
Maybe God knows, but I guess it's something like 'Tatooine'.""
You think he's a madman."
Coulson laughed, he laughed most of the time: "I really didn't expect you to go to see 'Star Wars', Tatooine is the origin of the 'Skywalker' family, and Wilson Pictures really doesn't forget to promote its own wine when making movies." ”"That time I drove an alien spaceship to the universe to save you once, I have seen real space, why do I need to watch a movie?"
Melinda pursed her lips and said helplessly: "But last month, "Attack of the Clones" was released, and my dad had to go to see it, and he said that the Star Wars series was told by his youth doctor that I had to keep patients with cerebral infarction happy and thinking, which would be conducive to recovery. ”Coulson knew that Melinda was very filial, and maybe the Asian community had such a custom, but now was not the time to gossip."
Well, our psychiatrist has a similar opinion to you, and the guest we invited back is really a paranoid and manic patient."
The hair loss agent returned the folder to Mei and sighed, "The reason why we can't find any of his identity information is that he grew up in various mental hospitals, and this name is not his real name. ”"Does that mean he has nothing to do with the hammer?"
Melinda put the folder under her armpit and also looked at the strong man who was tortured in the interrogation room: "Just let him go and send him back to the psychiatric hospital, what he needs is more systematic treatment." ”Coulson pondered, "No, I have a hunch that he's unusual, and we have one last test method, don't we?"
”In the interrogation room, Thor, who was hungry and thirsty, was shone in the face by the huge lamp, and his whole body wilted."
I want to drink water!
You said that I will give water to drink when I answer the question!
”He had drunk too much seawater last night, and now he felt like his throat was going to smoke, it was a hot feeling, and his mouth was salty and bitter.He learned a lot last night, such as 'people without strength are simply too vulnerable', 'people who laugh all the time can never be trusted', 'you shouldn't take your life seriously', etc.At this time, Coulson came in with a bucket of water dispenser, put it in front of Thor, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, didn't I get you water?"
I'll open your handcuffs, and if you cooperate with us, I'll make sure you're in perfect condition. ”Thor didn't care about any treatment, his eyes straightened at the sight of a bucket of water, and he couldn't wait to drink it, but he didn't know how to open the lid without his hands."
Okay, I promise you, let me go."
Coulson glanced at the mirror beside him, then stood up and pulled out the key, letting Thor go, and the blond-haired man grabbed the bucket and curled up in his chair with great difficulty.This is completely a normal person's physiological reaction, no different.The agent helped him open the seal on the bucket as agreed, and then watched Thor gulp down the small half bucket.He didn't speak for a long time, just smiled and waited, and only after Thor hiccuped did he ask, "Is Thor right?"
We probably know all about your situation, but there are still some things that you need to see, whether it is your lost property. ”"Money, Tony should give me the money to dance."
Thor immediately remembered that he had been knocked unconscious and taken away, and Tony hadn't settled the bill yet.Coulson rubbed his face, didn't that confirm the fact that the madman was still a stripper?
No, you can't give up your reasoning yet!
He nodded to the mirror and motioned for Mei to put on the prop, and a few seconds later, the door to the interrogation room opened again, and Melinda slowly rubbed in with a large, heavy box.Coulson reached into the box and scooped it up a few times, then slapped it on the table between the two."
Do you know this?""
My hammer!"
Thor excitedly dropped the bucket, and the blue plastic gurgled and rolled far away, and the sweet water flowed to the ground.But he was not thirsty now, and he was strong when he saw the hammer.Mjölnir reappeared in front of him, and it took no effort to get it!
He grabbed it and danced above his head!
And then there was no more, nothing happened, the hammer was just an ordinary hammer, and although it seemed to be a familiar weapon to him, it couldn't make Thor take off or attract lightning.Coulson seemed to anticipate this, and he calmly took another handful out of the box and placed it on the table again."
Where's this one?""
Mine!"
Thor threw away the previous Mjölnier, picked up the new one, and danced another set.How so?
The weight and feel are exactly the same as before, but this one doesn't have any special abilities either.The hairless agent shrugged at Mei and took another handful out of the box.This one is different, it looks shinier, like it was made of silver.Melinda also bent down and took out a handful of golden ones from the box, and placed them on the table in front of Thor: "This gentleman, may I ask if you lost this silver hammer or this golden hammer?"
”Thor's mouth opened wide, and he looked at the hammer in his hand, and then at the silver and gold hammers on the table, "Odin's abscess!
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