In fact, the big box of hammers that Coulson asked Melinda to choose was just a random one.These quaint square-headed hammers had rained down from the sky with an energetic reaction one night a few days earlier, smashing a large crater into the ground, when the Scharvig trio had locked on to the spot with their instruments and knocked Thor flying on the way.When S.H.I.E.L.D. arrived, Coulson only saw a large crater about three kilometers in diameter in the Gobi Desert in New Mexico, densely packed with such square-headed hammers.How many are there?
I don't know, I just know that so far, the counting and carrying of the hammers has not been completed, and S.H.I.E.L.D. has recovered 260,000 of them, and it is likely that there are still about 700,000 of them in the big pit.More than a dozen excavators and cranes worked 24 hours a day on the edge of the pit, and Melinda went to the construction site and dragged a random box to show Thor.Sure enough, the reaction of other mentally ill people was the same, saying that the hammer was theirs.Also, this hammer has a simple pattern, as well as leather handguards and straps, which looks very beautiful.Coulson also had the urge to take one home and use it to hammer a nail or repair a garden fence or something, which was both practical and face-saving.They all look like they were made of one mold, and they are all exactly the same in shape and size, except in terms of materials, some of which are made of steel, some of which are of gold and silver, and some of which are plastic and glass.The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. also tried to get their hands on each one, and there was nothing special about it, it was just an ordinary hammer.But there's still no way, you still have to check, the general hammer S.H.I.E.L.D. can't control it, but so many 'ordinary hammers' falling from the sky is another matter.On the other side of the case of the orangutan's attack on humans, there will be a bald Hitwell with a crossbones team to take over, and the main task of the Coulson team is to investigate the matter here."
Neither gold nor silver?"
Coulson found a folding chair and sat down, then took out a handful from the large box and put it on the table: "What about this crystal?"
”Thor showed a smile as if he had been played, he threw away the ordinary hammer in his hand, and hugged all three on the table into his arms: "Mine, it's all mine" The middle-aged male agent leaned back tactically, leaned back in the chair and rubbed his fingers, sighed faintly, and then raised his head to look at Mei who was standing on the side, and the other party was also looking at him.The female agent gave a 'I understand you' look and said, "Contact the nursing home?
”"Well, go ahead and find someone with better conditions."
Coulson closed his eyes, and the last clue was broken, and it seemed that the search for the source of these hammers could not start from the eyewitness side, and that there was still something else to think of.The long-haired man in front of him called himself Thor, Coulson originally thought that there would be a connection between the hammer and the god of thunder as in the mythological story, but it turned out that the madman named himself was just a coincidence, and the hammers did not react to him.I don't know if I thought the crystal hammer was a popsicle or something, but Thor licked the hammer, leaving a puddle of saliva on the shiny hammer surface, and smacking his lips like an aftertaste.Seeing this, the hair loss agent no longer thought about luck, he stood up, quickly collected his mood, and showed his signature smile: "Thor, we misunderstood you before, I apologize to you on behalf of everyone, you are a good boy, we will send you to a good place next, there are many people who will take care of you warmly." ”Coulson is in his forties, and Thor looks like he's in his early twenties, two generations behind, so there's nothing wrong with calling him a 'kid'.And seeing that his intellectual disability is so severe, even Agent Coulson is sympathetic, not to mention that during Thor's coma, May and Agent Moore kept rubbing his oil, bullying the mentally retarded patient, and it looked like a crime afterwards.How can Thor care what Coulson says?
He's clumsy trying to figure out which one is the real Mjölnier.He remembered that he had been left behind by his father on the Rainbow Bridge before he could return to the Golden Palace after a battle with the Frost Giants.What does this mean?
It means that the hammer has not had time to clean!
In this way, there is really the flesh or brains of the frost giants on the real Myornir, and after so many days, you may not be able to smell it, but as long as you lick it with your tongue one by one, you can always taste the bloody smell, which is the basic skill of a fairy palace warrior!
For example, when he goes out to hunt hares, Thor can't he also use Thor's hammer, right?
It is estimated that the rabbit will become a skin when the hammer is thrown, what do you eat?
Therefore, hunting is more often done with bows and arrows.This also leads to another problem, when using a bow and arrow, it is inevitable that you will not be able to kill your prey in one go, even Fandal, who has the best archery skills in Asgard, cannot guarantee this, so how to track down injured prey in the dense forest is something that a warrior must know.Most of the time, it is to chase along the direction of blood and plants, but there are also more complicated situations, such as encountering the blood of other people's prey and the blood of your own prey.At this time, you need to pinch a little bloody soil and put it on your nose.An untrained person may not be able to tell the difference between chicken and fish blood levels, but Thor has hunted in Odin's eternal hunting grounds for thousands of years, and he will always remember what a chilly stench the blood of the Frost Giants was.He raised the golden hammer and licked it, waving his hand generously: "I'm not a child, but I don't need to apologize, I understand that you are here to protect the earth?"
I'd be angry if someone broke into Asgard without notice. ”Coulson smiled and opened the door to the interrogation room: "It's good that you can understand, come on, I'll take you to your bedroom." ”Well, the kind of bedroom with iron gates, iron fences, infrared sensors and automatic cannons, after all, is a manic patient, and looks calm when it is not sick, but it is still necessary to be on the safe side.Thor reflexively picked up the two ordinary hammers he had thrown away earlier and licked them, but he didn't rush out of the house, there was still a box to identify.Although he felt that the real Mairnir mortal could not lift it, after all, it was made of the core of the death star, and it was as heavy as a thousand pounds.But it was the all-knowing and all-powerful Lord God who dropped the hammer, and his divine power was also unpredictable, and the God King whispered to the hammer at that time, maybe it was to make it pretend to be an ordinary hammer?
If Odin placed his divine power on Mjörnir, then anyone, not even a mortal baby, could lift it with ease, a privilege granted by the Lord God of Asgard.However, thinking so, Thor still didn't give up, and while licking the hammers in the box one by one, he asked Coulson, "Is there a hammer you can't hold?"
Absolutely, the kind that you can't take at all. ”