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Chapter 2000: The Collector


The shopkeeper was a very tall alien, he looked a bit like a combination of a giraffe and a coral, with an orange coat, a long neck, and two eyes in the form of tentacles growing on the top of his head, Su Ming was worried that they would be stirred into by electric fans.Correspondingly, the counter of this store is very high, and the table top is more than three meters high, so that Su Ming has to fly up to talk to the other party.The giraffe shopkeeper was leaning on a small lamp looking at the tablet terminal, perhaps a program like the news, until Knell tapped his finger bones on the table, and the other party reacted."

Welcome, guest, are you buying or selling?""

What you say sounds a little awkward, you're the one who sells it."

Su Ming looked around speechlessly, wanting to see the good goods hanging on the wall behind the boss.In this case, if there is any good goods, they will basically be picked out by the owners of each store and hung behind their counters, on the one hand, as an anti-theft means, and on the other hand, as a signature product."

My store does sell goods, do you buy it?"

The giraffe freak laughed, his big mouth grinning down to his jaw."

Let's see what good goods you have, how do you sell that plasma bombardment cannon?"

Deathstroke pointed to the most conspicuous device in the light behind him, which was a Kree weapon, the equivalent of an energy weapon version of the rocket launch nest, which appeared to have been removed from the warplane.As for whether someone picked up the wreckage in the universe, or if it really killed a Kree fighter for waste recycling, it doesn't make sense to study where it came from, it's already here."

The guest is really good-looking, this weapon is sixty percent new, as for the price, it depends on how you plan to trade."

The giraffe turned around and grabbed the weapon, and with a force of four arms, the weapon, which weighed about two tons, was carried to the counter.He also smiled and spread his hands, signaling Su Ming to inspect the goods himself."

I use Xandar credits."

Su Ming took out a small sign from his waist bag, this is the popular e-wallet of Sandalstar, a data storage mechanism."270,000 points, thank you for your patronage."

The giraffe smiled happily, and the aliens sometimes understood it very well, and the appearance of a profiteer with a smile on his eyebrows was simply a template for everyone outside the omnipotent universe."270,000, it's not expensive, how much is the drone control terminal that seems to have been stolen from Soveilin?"

Knell didn't pay, just slapped his chin with a small sign, as if he was thinking about it."

It's not stolen, my supply channels are clean!

This is 4 million, eighty percent new. ”The store manager brought in another controller that looked like an arcade machine."

Well, not bad."

Deathstroke looked at the thing, but still didn't pay: "How do you sell that Nuvali powered exoskeleton?"

”The shopkeeper turned around and took a set of gold and red power racks, and shook his head with some regret: "I'm afraid you can't wear this with your size, the Nuvalis are short, I'm afraid that only dwarfs can wear gold and red armor among humans, if you still want to buy it, give 1.3 million." ”After taking a lot of all kinds of products, knowing the bottom line of the store owner's profits, Su Ming pressed his hand on the counter, and the large counter, which was strong enough to support dozens of tons of goods, made a squeaky metal deformation sound, and was pressed by him two meters alive and fell into the hard surface.Under the boss's frightened gaze, Su Ming slowly landed and gently placed the credit storage on the table."

This height is more comfortable, okay, I don't want those things in front, I'll buy a 50 credit cosmic translator, I want new goods, if you dare to take old goods, I'll press you into the ground, by the way, you help install it here, right?"

A few minutes later, Daisy groped the back of her head and walked out of the store with Deathstroke.And the store also seemed to be out of business, and immediately after the two left, the door was closed, even the advertising neon signs were extinguished, and the metal door clanged behind the two of them."

How can the translation window in front of you be dragged around?

It blocked the view. ”Daisy keeps in mind the rule that aliens are not human, and doesn't care if Death Knell bullied the alien businessman, but is very happy about saving money.After all, it was a gift from the death knell, and if it was too expensive, she was too embarrassed to accept it.She smiled as she walked the road, as if she had acquired a smartphone for the first time, curiously playing with the messages projected on the retina by the neural transmission system."

Simulating the movement of drag with your mind, it's brain-controlled technology, you just have to want it to move where it goes."

Su Ming patiently accompanied her to walk slowly, and before leaving the shop, he had already learned about Difan's from the boss, and it would change the words you saw from the visual nerves. ”"Oh, that's great, I can read the name here!

I'll see, um, big dick pawnshop?

How does it feel weird" She tried to look at the names of the shops she passed by, and although the tadpole text on the neon signs on both sides of the road had become familiar English, she always felt that something was wrong.However, she didn't care about the details, but continued to work on new toys, and after setting up the auditory aspect, she could understand the occasional ghost-like singing from the roadside shop."

It seems that the store is not bad, it is new for you, and if it is a second-hand chip dug up from a corpse, it will often have a default setting."

Su Ming nodded with satisfaction and expressed his appreciation for the shopkeeper: "Now that you don't have the problem of language barriers, you can be a superhero when you enter the universe in the future." ”"Thank you."

Daisy accepted the gift generously: "It's just that the shopkeeper won't lose much, right?"

”"He is making money, and my offer is to make a profit of 20 after the purchase price of the new goods, and the show of force is just to prevent him from playing tricks.Not only do you think he has lost, but do you also think that you have earned it?

He's a good liar?

Want to go next time?

”Su Ming smiled and patted Daisy's shoulder, helping her pull up the red cloak to cover her shoulder: "If you go back and forth, you will become a repeat customer in his store, and he won't know how much money he will make from you by then." ”Daisy's little face was long: "This is too dark, is it aimed at the psychology that others like to take advantage?"

Where did he learn it?

”Su Ming said that he didn't know anything about Contrasian-style sales techniques, and he had never heard of them.The two continued to walk along the busy street, and the pedestrians on the road were very clever to get out of the way after seeing Daisy's dress, after all, the Asgardians were all simple, and it would be troublesome if they had to fight a duel if they bumped into her.Everyone is here to make money, and more is better than less.Asgard people often appear in the land of nothingness, import and export some goods, do some small transactions, and the people who beg for a living here naturally know what people can't mess with.So the road was unimpeded, and even the thief didn't find the two of them, and the world seemed to have become friendly.Deva's shop is located in the center of the town, a limited area on the surface of this cosmic star, except for a large number of mines, there is only a small town, and a storage area hundreds of times the size of the town.Dirt roads intersect in the center of the town, creating a small square-like open space, with a fire-breathing fountain in the center, which looks interesting.The shop is a small, ornate three-story building facing the fountain, and every time a fire rises in the sky, it shines through the Futaba door.Of course, the ornate little building is naturally compared to the surrounding shack-like buildings, but in fact this building looks like an old tavern from a western movie, and even has a stake for tying horses at the door.Su Ming didn't bother to think about where Di Fan got this building, after all, collectors are good at it.He pushed the door open, and Devan who had been chatting and laughing with the two red-skinned maids behind the counter was obviously more knowledgeable than the previous shopkeeper, and he had a warm smile on his face when he saw the black and yellow armor and the one-eyed man.He opened his arms, bowed gracefully, and saluted: "It's actually the Supreme Mage here, and the small shop is really shining." ”"You're welcome, I also have respect for the Elders of the Universe."

Su Ming also smiled and compared the triangular handprint of Emperor Weishan, and nodded slightly as a salute."

You may be seated, please be seated."

Di Fan leaned on the counter, leaned forward with his body, turned his head and ordered the red-skinned alien girl behind him: "You go and prepare some drinks for my distinguished guests, earthlings, earthlings love tea, go get some leaves to soak in water." ”Su Ming didn't want to drink the leaves of Di Fan, although they were all Universe Elders, but this one was much worse than Gao Tianzun, and his hobbies were not as good as others' money."

Don't bother, collector, I'm here to negotiate terms with you."