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Chapter 2001: Space Dogs


Difan's shop is obviously much more upscale than the one I went to before, at least in terms of area, although it is also a mess, but there is no situation of stacking goods, the air is also circulating, and the smell of dust is very light.The lighting in the store is very ordinary, and some dim colored lights are distributed irregularly throughout the store, making it look like a nightclub, with only a shining light ball missing.But it's not a nightclub, not even a shop or a pawnshop, it's more like a museum or an exhibition hall.The collector receives and buys anything he likes, but it is almost impossible for the average customer to take anything from him.To put it bluntly, it is only in and out.The exhibits are not only all kinds of dead things, but also a lot of creatures, locked in a large cabinet made of transparent materials not far away, there are rare aliens who can fire all over their bodies, alien zergs with many legs and claws, and more common dogs.Yes, a dog in a Soviet spacesuit, which looked like a bunch of Great Danes and Foxhounds, was crouching in a glass case with a pitiful face, looking at the rare human encounter.Daisy, attracted by it, approached the glass case, clapped her hands at the dog, grimaced, and wanted to play with it.But the dog didn't react, and looked at her with the same eyes as if it were retarded.The little eyes were so humane that the female Thor suddenly felt a little embarrassed, in order to find a step down, she turned her head to Deathstroke and said, "There's a dog here, and it's wearing a spacesuit, it's so cute." ”Su Ming glanced at the transparent cabinet that seemed to be like ordinary glass, in fact, that thing was actually a very high-tech cage, as long as it was not a cosmic energy-level attack, it basically couldn't be broken, and it could also isolate the leakage of various abilities."

It's called Cosmo, you can think of it as a reversal of Moscow, which was launched into space by the Soviet Union in 1957 by rocket to collect data for future manned spaceflight."

Su Ming knew that this dog, Di Fan can be said to be an animal lover, and he has collected a lot of dogs here: "It's just that two days after the launch, it and the satellite lost contact with the ground and were collected by collectors." ”Deva just smiled, and until the death knell explained his intentions, he would not speak easily, and would only maintain high etiquette."

Really?

According to you, it is 45 years old, how long can an animal like a dog live?

”Daisy put her hand on the glass, squatted down and looked at the eyes of the big dog, it did not look old at all, but only looked two or three years old: "Could it be that only the spacesuit is the original, just find a dog to put it on?"

”"Why don't you try it?"

Su Ming shrugged his shoulders and said to Di Fan, "Don't you mind if I look at your dog?"

”"Of course I don't mind, the collection always has to be appreciated by those who understand."

Di Fan is very polite, and he has a good idea of what kind of strength he has, since his good friend Gao Tianzun said that the death knell is not easy to provoke, then it is not impossible for him to endure the pain and cut his love.The man in yellow and black armor glanced at the Universe Elder with a smile: "Relax, I am a Supreme Mage, not a robber, I have a lot of respect for the Universe Elders, after all, you have witnessed the growth of the Universe." ”The collector received a friendly answer, and he couldn't help but relax a lot, twisting his body sewitchingly, bracing his elbows on the counter while fanning his face with the palm of his hand."

Whew, that's good."

Like Gao Tianzun, he has a bit of the strength of a transsexual, not only wearing lipstick and nail polish, but also wearing beautiful eyeshadow and gorgeous sequined robes.Su Ming walked to Daisy's side, and looked at the dog in the glass cabinet with his hands behind his back, Di Fan didn't seem to be very good at raising dogs, and put a few sticks of nutritional paste in the dog food bowl, which was still the kind of military supplies produced by the Kree Empire.Kerry food is tasteless, because to enjoy is sin."

Cough, cough, cho (Lizheng)!"

Su Ming cleared his throat and sang to the glass cabinet: "ю3heyшncпy6лnkcвo6oдhыx" I saw that it was regarded as a collector's item, and the big dog that was numb just now was stunned for a moment, and then shed tears, it actually squatted up, tucked its two front paws in front of its chest, and supported its body with its two hind legs.Its body was as straight as a javelin, its head raised with a solemn expression, and it sang "The Unbreakable Alliance" with Death Knell in a whining voice."

I believe it, it's really the dog."

Daisy rolled her eyes, the dog was so amazing that she knew how to bow when she heard the song, and she would sing along, "It's too smart to talk." ”"Really?

I thought all the dogs on the planet were like him. ”Di Fan interjected with some curiosity, and took a small brush to powder his face: "It has a very strong mental ability, super physical fitness, and an intelligence level similar to that of humans. ”The female thunder god rubbed her face: "You mean psychic ability?"

”"Yes, oh, but don't worry, my device is perfectly shielded from its ability and won't cause any trouble."

The collector touched up his makeup, and the red-skinned alien girl, who had just gone to make tea, also returned, took the two teacups himself, and came out from behind the counter to deliver the tea.The cup is made of the earth, and it looks like it should be a 19th century British product, but the so-called tea is two glasses of water, and there is a fresh green leaf floating on it, and the ghost knows what kind of alien plant it is, but the pungent smell after it is soaked in water smells like gasoline.Su Ming took the teacup, he didn't plan to drink it anyway, he stopped singing and told Daisy something else: "Because of the 'Space War' plan, in the years after the Soviet Union launched space dogs, the United States also launched dozens of space monkeys for low-orbit voyages.Each voyage lasted a week or two, after which they received the return capsule and found that the monkeys inside were all dead.So American politicians had the evidence that Cosmo was also dead, that the Soviets had covered up the truth about his death, and began to promote the cruelty of the woolly bears at home. ”"Huh?"

Daisy tilted her head, she didn't understand."

Dead a dozen monkeys, okay, because they are material for animal experiments.Dead a dog, no, because dogs are friends of man. ”Su Ming told the old joke of the year, to be honest, from that era, the double standard of American politicians was very obvious: "At that time, the American media were carnivaling, condemning the woolly bear for exterminating humanity and killing a dog, so the politicians also tried to launch a human rights investigation into the Soviet Union at the United Nations, but the Soviet Union as a permanent member of the Security Council vetoed it. ”Daisy sighed, as if a little speechless about what people had done in the past: "Oh, that's ridiculous. ”"What's even more ridiculous is yet to come, when many American people who listened to the media took to the streets and marched in front of the White House in Washington to protest against the US president's lack of rule over the Soviet Union, believing that Kennedy was too weak and should take a stand at the national level, and if the Soviets did not love dogs, then the United States should teach them a lesson on behalf of dog lovers.""

Do they think the president of the United States is the president of the earth?

This is also too arrogant. ”Hearing these words, the female Thor's mouth was completely crooked to the side, and she looked at the big dog in the glass box: "It's because of this little guy that the cold war almost turned into a hot war?"

”"It's pretty much the same, but you should know what happened later, before the United States and the Soviet Union went to war, the Vietnam War knocked the Americans back to their prototypes.People who can't accept the cruel reality have become hippies, but the timeline is so interesting, and many of the golden songs that Star-Lord likes are all brought by the hippie era. ”