The other end of the portal is not the basement rental house where Wade and Ave live together, but a mountain house.The weather here is much better than in Canada, with the moon hanging on the branches of the trees in the forest, and the white moonlight illuminating the way home.This was planned from the beginning, after all, Deadpool is also out of prison, even if forms such as crossing the brazier can be exempted, but as a cousin, he has to be picked up and cleaned up to celebrate his rebirth.To this end, Su Ming also specially built a set of automatic car washing assembly line, installed outside his villa, and when Wade was kicked in through the portal, the workshop-like machine automatically ran and sprayed foam-rich detergent.The conveyor belt below sends Deadpool forward, a large columnar brush and high-pressure water cannon washing his body, followed by Deathstroke and the Magic Prince waiting at the end of the assembly line.After showing the images of SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick, Squidward, etc., Su Ming did not plan to continue to torture Fury's sanity, and now Sepulk will only erase the image of Death Knell and his friends from various surveillance, so even if there are military satellites that happen to pass through the orbit in the air here, they will only see an empty villa with black lights and blind fire.Actually?
The villa was brightly lit, and Gin was smiling against the door, watching his man clean his cousin.In fact, she doesn't care, Valkyrie was born, and when she used to work in Asgard, she dealt with corpses almost every day, and she was not afraid of stench and filth.You must know that the selection of heroic heroes on the battlefield is not the Valkyries who rush over immediately after the death of a person in battle, and there are only a few Valkyries?
There were many tribal conflicts in Northern Europe back then, but they happened all the time.In order to save the energy of the World Tree, Odin equipped them with Pegasus, which means that they can't use the Rainbow Bridge for their usual work, and when they get busy, sometimes they arrive at the battlefield after a month.Don't forget that Asgard is in the universe, from a certain point of view, they are also aliens, the journey time of the Valkyrie to the earth on horseback, uh, it's okay in winter, in summer, no matter what kind of warrior he was in life, the corpse must have rotted in the soup for most of the month, and Misti at that time could still easily wander among the corpses, rummaging through all kinds of corpses, and luring the souls of the brave.What's more, Deadpool is still a living person, the younger brother of his own man, and in terms of the customs of the Protoss, disliking and disgusting his family is the most shameful behavior.However, Su Ming told her, 'catching the wind and washing the dust' is a custom in the East, it is very beautiful, a kind of auspicious action, of course she is still obedient to her own man, and now she is curious to watch the excitement.It's just that Deadpool in the machine seems to be very cool, he screams until his throat is hoarse, and he is even speaking Japanese."
Don't!
Not there!
Ya Butterfly!"
But soon the cries turned into eerie gasps and laughter, and the hell knew what was going on inside the whole set of equipment.About three minutes later, the clean and slippery Deadpool was sent out by the conveyor belt, his skin was all gone, and his muscles were gone, revealing a lot of bones, especially the already rotten and purulent chest and abdomen, which had been washed clean and clean."
It hurts, cousin."
Wade got up aggrievedly, covering his belly to prevent his intestines from flowing out: "I'll never take a bath again, maybe it's okay to go to the hot spring once in a while, but don't want to let me shower again, I'm going to wake up to the fun of perverts a few more times, I don't really like s, it's just that Vanessa likes to play with this tune." ”Su Ming handed him a set of prepared Deadpool uniforms, leaned over and sniffed his scent, which was barely able to be suppressed with deodorant.He nodded with satisfaction, inviting his cousin who had been released from prison to eat at home, which was what his cousin should do, but he couldn't make his own house impossible to live in the future."
Put on this, your sister-in-law has already prepared a barbecue, and she will start the meal when she gets home."
While talking, Su Ming took the magic potion handed by Monak and sprayed Deadpool: "You just came out of the experimental black prison of a group of psychopathic maniacs, carefully disinfect it, you can also go home to see Vanessa, don't infect her with any strange diseases." ”Wade grabbed the collar of the red and black tights and spread it out to look at it, then hugged the clothes tightly in his arms, and cried profusely: "Thank you, cousin, you are so good to me, woo, I am so moved, I was only willing to let Vanessa explode my chrysanthemum, and others forced me, but from today on, cousin, as long as you say a word, I am willing to let you vent your beastly desires on me at any time." ”Su Ming felt a little disgusted, and he turned his head to look at the mountains in the distance.My cousin's ability to resemble the law of cause and effect is really not all due to his appearance and smell, but that he always makes people disgusting when he speaks.If it weren't for his strong willpower, he really couldn't bear such a's speech."
Excuse me, you ask Monak, he is British, and may be interested in this."
Su Ming turned around and walked towards the villa, and in the middle of his steps, the strangulation also changed from armor to pajamas, and the cloak flew into the door, and found a hanger to hang himself.Seeing Deadpool's gaze turn to him, Monak shuddered, and he hurriedly caught up with the Supreme Mage: "Hey, why bother me, although I'm British, I'm a straight man!"
”But Wade also chased after him, he didn't know when he had put on his uniform and ran to Monak's side: "The audience said that I will go back to the past to know you in the future, I can't figure out what this means, do you want to get close to me and deepen your impression?"
”Monak retched, shook his head like a rattle, and slipped into the room.Su Ming and Gin hugged and kissed, and touched her hair: "I'm back, this operation went well, but those who tortured Wade don't know where to go." ”"It's likely that they're using the sewers as a means of transportation, and our surveillance won't be able to find them, so if they have personal belongings, maybe they can try their hand at magic."
After speaking, Gin let go of his man, and then warmly welcomed Wade, slamming his fist on the uncle's chest.This is how the Asgard warriors welcome their friends, expressing their admiration for the fact that they have returned alive from the battlefield and are still in good health."
Gin?
One of the Valkyrie?
The old irons say you are the Valkyrie of Asgard?
What's that?
”Wade scratched his head, he didn't think that his brain was popping up with intelligence, he just thought it was a new superpower, but he quickly forgot about it: "Can we have dinner?"
I want to drink some wine, lately I've only eaten nutrient solution and boiled beans, and now I can eat a cow. ”Gin was overjoyed when she heard this, and she quickly led Wade to the dining room, showed him the table covered with white cloth and the food on it, and excitedly introduced: "You came just in time, I prepared a whole roast beef today, if you can't finish it, don't leave the table." ”Wade covered his mouth and blinked a few times, realizing for the first time today that a mouth out of control is sometimes not a good thing.