Another benefit of Deadpool's experiment was that his alcohol consumption had increased significantly, and in the middle of the night Monac went to bed in his guest room because he was too drunk, and only three people at the table drank until the next morning.Gin was a little drunk, and she didn't notice that most of the roast beef was strangled and eaten, and when the morning light poured into the dining room through the window, she saw that there was no food left on the table, so she went back to the master bedroom to rest satisfied.So in the end, there were only two brothers left, drinking and chatting."
What are you going to do next?"
Su Ming asked his little cousin, if the enemy who transformed him couldn't find it in a short time, then what did Deadpool plan to do next?
Deadpool thought for a moment, and then put down the wine glass seriously: "I want to repay you for taking care of me, even if we are relatives, but I Wade will repay it, but unfortunately I have no money now, I have nothing, so let's split it for you and the old iron." ”He said he would do it when he lifted the mask halfway to drink, stood up and posed at the table in a ballet starting motion, and then jumped again and again, splitting vertically and horizontally in the air, so polite that he split several forks in a row.It wasn't until the stitches in his crotch made a tearing sound that he stopped and sat back at the table, panting.Su Ming sighed secretly.You shouldn't have asked Wade what he wanted to do, his cousin's mind was so virtuous that you could never guess what he was thinking.Who's going to see the splits in the air?!
Is this Swan Lake?!
And what's going on with your eyes waiting to be complimented?!
Deathstroke rubbed his face, pressed the content of the complaint back to his heart, and he slapped his face casually: "Since you don't plan to go home to see Vanessa in the near future, and the two of us are mercenaries, why don't you go to take a mission together to have fun, and let my cousin and me see your current strength?"
”"Uh-huh, I'm a little sleepy right now, shall we go to Margaret's Bar to take orders in the evening?"
Otherwise, the girls reached out and found that I was soft, and Vanessa and I would not have seen anyone in the future. ”Deadpool listened to the mysterious audience say that his cousin is very rich, and if he performs well, his future tasks will be a big drop, and working for his own family is definitely better than working for outsiders.But he wants to adjust his state now, even if he is not ready to meet Vanessa, but he can't be embarrassed in front of her little sister, right?"
Sleep on you, get up."
Su Ming grabbed his cousin's arm and whistled, and the Demon Floating Cloak flew directly and flew out of the window with the two of them, not flying too far, but into the mountains near the villa.When the wind echoed in his ears, Su Ming didn't care about Wade's fear of heights, and continued: "You said that you have been trapped in the prison and other people's experimental tanks for a long time, so you can't sleep anymore, let's go out together to do some small exercises to help you rehabilitate." ”Deadpool ripped off his mask and narrowed his eyes, "It's so windy, big, big, big" He's mimicking Echo, and though he doesn't know why he thinks flying has an echo, he's a psychopath.The cloak didn't fly fast, it could be said to be as fast as a helicopter sightseeing, and the verdant deciduous forest beneath the feet of the two was beautiful, and the leaves swayed in the wind like green waves as they flew over the treetops.Soon they came to a large river, and not far away was the lower level of the river, where a white waterfall fell like a ribbon and made a roaring sound of water.The current was not fast, and some trout tried to swim upstream, jumping wildly near the waterfall, and just across the river, a brown bear happened to be drooling, watching the fish."
Are there any bears in your territory?"
Wade hid behind a bush, lifted his mask and feasted on it, the purple berries he picked and stuffed into his mouth: "Is it because your uniform is yellow-black, they think you are a big bee, thinking that there is honey here?"
How about I call you sweetheart in the future?
”Su Ming didn't pay attention to these nonsense at all, and came to his side in two steps, the two brothers squatted together, and whispered, "Didn't you tell you last night?"
I bought all the nearby mountains decades ago, and everything on the land here is legally mine, and maybe because of the river, I have a terrible number of bears in my territory. ”"Are bears delicious?
Although I remember hearing about bears eating people, I haven't eaten a bear yet. ”Wade pulled out the small pistol that Death Knell had given him from his pocket and reached out for more bullets.Hunting is really good as a rehab activity, but to kill an adult male North American brown bear with a small pistol of 9, 12 rounds are certainly not enough.My cousin knows his marksmanship, he is good at fire suppression and strafing, but it may be difficult to hit the running bear's eyeball.However, Death Knell took the gun from his hand, pulled out a saber from his waist bag and handed it to his cousin: "What is the gun called rehabilitation?"
Follow me to the key words, exercise. ”"Sports."
Deadpool blinked."
That's right, kill it with a dagger, that's what it's called a sport."
Su Ming patted his cousin on the shoulder and pushed him slightly: "You said that those villains transformed you into the ultimate murder weapon, don't you want to test your ability?"
”Wade sighed, turned his head to the berries in the bushes on the side and said, "Sure enough, my cousin just wants to test me, you said that he is from DC, you didn't say that he may have Russian blood, and things like fighting brown bears shouldn't be considered an item in the assessment of American mercenaries, right?"
”"Do you have severe auditory hallucinations right now?"
Su Ming picked a few fruits and stuffed them into Wade's mouth: "If you have a problem with your mental state, why don't I take you to the doctor first?"
”"I'm not sick, I've never been as good as I am now, the old irons in the live broadcast room are all versatile and speak well, I really like being in it."
Wade covered his head and looked at his cousin vigilantly, he was worried that his toys would be lost: "Don't talk about it, they've all brushed the gifts, I'm going to slaughter the bear." ”Su Ming nodded, and then grabbed Wade, who was about to rush over: "The auditory hallucination problem is up to you, but do you have a tactic?"
You must know that compared to bears, you do not have an advantage in strength. ”"The veterans in the live broadcast room gave me a great idea, when I charged face to face with the bear, the relative speed would become very fast, so that I only needed a sliding shovel to pass under its limbs and disembowel it."
Wade smiled crookedly and gave a thumbs up, as if praising the tactic."
Then you go ahead and try it."