About two hours later, the brothers returned to the bar."
Hee-hee.""
Alas" Wade was still as excited as ever, but Deathbell sighed, sat there with a glass of wine and didn't drink, just kept shaking his head.The weasel was puzzled, thinking that Knell didn't like the current drink, so he asked, "Don't you like bourbon?"
Why don't I give you a change for tequila?
”"No, it has nothing to do with your drinks."
Deathstroke removed his mask, revealing a face identical to Wade's before his disfigurement, and took a sip from his wine glass: "I just feel so tired." ”"You, you" The weasel looked at Deathknell's face and looked at Wade again in disbelief.Deadpool disagreed, he lifted the mask halfway, and drank the beer in front of him: "My cousin Deathstroke is a chameleon, he can imitate anyone's look and voice, change height and body type, you can get used to it in the future." ”The bartender took a deep breath and nodded repeatedly: "So that's why Death Knell is called 'Devil Under the Bed'?"
In the past, those victims, even if your cousin didn't kill them, they found out in the middle of the night that there was a person exactly like themselves under the bed, and they would have become mentally ill if they weren't scared to death. ”Death Knell directly let the strangulation shatter the wine glass, and raised one eyebrow: "What is the title of the demon under the bed?"
Sounds like an adulterer who cheats, didn't you make it?
Kill you!
”"It's not me, it's not!"
The weasel immediately raised his hand in surrender, he couldn't run away at all, and begging for mercy was the right choice.Vedra grabbed Su Ming's hand: "Cousin, don't be like this, he is my friend and a good person, and with his intelligence, he can't think of such a bull beer." ”Dynamic music reverberates through the bar, men and women of all stripes swing on the dance floor, and the weasel feels that all the noise is away from him, and time is infinitely lengthened by the suffocation of the death knell, and he lives like a year.But fortunately, the cousin just turned around and leaned against the bar: "Change a glass of vodka, add olives." ”The drink soon came, and Deathstroke continued to shake his head with his glass, and the weasel lay down in front of Wade in the darkness and asked in a low voice, "Did you fail in your mission?"
”"No, the mission was very successful, not only did I catch the serial murderer, but I also sent it to the police station to receive a reward."
Wade was delighted, pulled a check out of his pocket and jerked his face with it, letting out a laugh.The bartender wondered: "Since the operation was successful and the money has arrived, why is he so uncomfortable?"
”"Because things that could have been done in five minutes, but with Wade's participation, it was a waste of two hours for me."
Su Ming sighed, drank the liquor with his neck tilted, and bared his teeth: "When I wanted to teach him to solve the case, his various nonsense and weird ideas made me have to stop and answer questions often, and the process of solving the case was cut into countless paragraphs, not to mention, he kept making mistakes, and finally solved the mystery without any pleasure, only the emptiness of finally freeing up." ”The weasel nodded thoughtfully, and poured himself a glass with some emotion: "This is true, the investigation with Wade's participation often makes people feel like they have walked into a maze in a foggy day, and their minds are in chaos." ”"Hey, how can it be so exaggerated?"
Deadpool crooked his mouth angrily, and he patted his chest: "I caught that prisoner just now." ”"I'm angry when I talk about that."
Su Ming turned around on the bar stool and slapped the back of his cousin's head with his palm: "The prisoner is a high-IQ killer, he has arranged a puzzle and wants to play a game with the case solver."
But Wade took off his mask directly, and the suspect vomited in the sky after seeing his face through the monitor, got up and surrendered to us.It's like cheating, and you don't have a gaming experience at all. ”That serial killer was originally a ruthless man, and he was still an ogre psychopath, but when he saw Deadpool's face and thought of his own favorite face to eat the victim's face in the past, he suddenly vomited and couldn't stop.People are caught, but the game is not fun like this.The weasel looked at Wade in disbelief: "Is that really the case?"
Anyway, you've been wearing a stupid mask since you came back, what the hell happened, it sounds like your face has changed?
”Deadpool graciously took off his mask, exposing his face like rotting cow to his friends."
What do you think?""
It's okay, vomit !!"
The weasel's reaction was half a beat slower, but when he said it was okay, he vomited and fell to the ground, rolling his eyes and twitching his legs."
Isn't it, sir?
How do you spit out so much?
You still steal lemons from the bar?
”Deadpool caught a piece of lemon flying out of the filthy fountain behind the bar, pouted helplessly, sighed and put on a mask and said to his cousin next to him: "It seems that the situation is more serious than I thought, if others will pass out when they see my face, then I will definitely not be able to see Vanessa, she is just an ordinary girl." ”"I shouldn't have expected your logical abilities and IQ in the first place, it seems that the straightforward task is more suitable for you."
Su Ming waved his hand, toasted to his cousin indifferently, and watched the fountain show: "Let's take a little rest, drink some wine and eat something, and then find a task that is the most straightforward, easy and fast." ”Wade tilted his head and thought about it, and spit bubbles in the big beer glass while drinking: "Go straight, the money comes quickly, easily, probably only the rich woman is left." ”Just when Su Ming was about to slap him, he suddenly heard a muffled sound, and the ground under his feet jumped violently.Not only him, but Wade also noticed it, and he reacted even faster, already lying on the ground, covering the back of his head with his hands."
What are you doing?"
Su Ming kicked him speechlessly.Wade closed his eyes tightly, and the mouth exposed under the mask squirmed disgustingly: "Lie down, cousin!"
Nuclear bombs of the Soviets!
World War III is about to break out!
”"The USSR is long dead."
Knell crushed the glass in his hand and let the strangulation break it down: "And it's not a nuclear bomb, it's just an explosion in New York City, and there's no radiation blast or anything like that." ”Deadpool just got up on his feet, and when he saw that the people around him were secretly looking at him with mentally retarded eyes, he didn't feel ashamed: "In this way, my memory still thinks that the Soviet Union is still there, and just now someone asked me to go to Washington with you to find Vault 76, I suspect that he went to the wrong set." ”After saying that, he began to talk to the air on the side, presumably to break with the non-existent audience.Su Ming tapped on the ear position of his helmet, and the helmet formed by strangulation was matched with its own bioelectricity, which could imitate various electrical appliances in the past, although most of the time it was changed into an electric horn or something.Now it's different, after obtaining the subspace technology of the Warhammer universe, after several years of technological research and improvement, combined with spider web and magic, Knell has finally made a breakthrough in the communication technology of another world.Sepulk is a veritable 'cloud' host to provide computing power, the spider web is responsible for connecting different worlds to build an information network, and the adjutant is the artificial intelligence in the host as the computing core, strangling all kinds of equipment, or some certified devices can be connected to this cloud network, becoming a mobile terminal of the network in another world."
Adjutant, report the situation."
The red light in the eyepiece twrithed, and the adjutant's feminine robot face appeared in Deathknell's eyes: "Baxter Mansion exploded six seconds ago, boss. ”The adjutant's head is narrowed to a corner, and a model of the building emerges in the center of the field of vision, and then it recreates the explosion scene through calculations: "This explosion occurred in the laboratory on the top floor, the network hacked, failed, the building lost power, the network was offline, and the wiring was in the neighborhood monitoring, and the query "There is no result, why the explosion occurred is not visible from the outside, only that it was detonated from the inside of the building, and it does not look like a terrorist attack, but more like an experimental accident.""
Reed Richards?"
Su Ming turned his head and glanced at the mercenaries behind him who were discussing fiercely, and ignored those people: "Detect the follow-up effects, the strangulation did not feel the radiation, you read the monitoring data of all Wilson fast food restaurants in New York City to see if it is a biochemical leak." ”The adjutant's head tilted, and data flowed through his eyes: "The data collection is complete, the calculation is completed, the explosion did not cause physical damage to the city, the Baxter Building has been specially reinforced, and the blast wave is bound inside the building and converted into kinetic energy and sent deep underground."
However, according to Sepulk's observations, at the same time as the explosion, there was a spatial fragmentation in the space near the orbit of Mars, which is currently changing. ”As soon as his mind turned and the strangulation cut off the communication, the image disappeared, Su Ming stood up, raised his mask, and patted Wade on the back: "Let's go, go out with me to see what's going on." ”