"What do you mean I have hurt you?
I don't remember we having sex, and if you have any STDs, it doesn't matter to me," Wade looked at the weasel with disgusted eyes, and took out a bottle of disinfectant from the Rainbow Pony schoolbag he was carrying to wash his hands, looking very scared.After all, the only healthy parts of his body are his eyes and Dingding, and if one of them goes wrong, he will definitely regret it.The weasel was a young man in his twenties, a little cross-eyed, wearing a pair of rustic glasses, his long greasy black hair had not been washed for an unknown amount of time, and he also had a sour smell on his body, and his beard was unkempt and unkempt.Little by little, the bartender rubbed in front of Wade, and even across the bar, he was relieved when he was sure that Death Knell wouldn't kill him."
After you left with that Canadian, I was very worried about you, so I tried to ask someone to ask where you went for treatment, but the day after you left."
The weasel gestured behind him with his thumb with his backhand, with a frightened expression on his face: "The next day, someone killed a weasel at the back door of the bar, and the beast broke off its head and wrote on the wall with blood, 'No matter how nosy, the next one is you', and it was coming at me!"
”scared to death, although the weasel reacted at that time, the so-called experimental therapy was probably problematic, but he didn't dare to track it down.After all, we usually have a good relationship, but if there is a death at a critical moment, let Wade die, don't put yourself on the line, others are very powerful.But now Wade has come back alive, not only has he changed his appearance, but he has also brought the legendary mercenary deathknell.The weasel hurriedly said that it was not my brother, I didn't go to save you because I didn't pay attention to righteousness, but I was stopped by others, it's really a brother, and I also have difficulties.'
I don't know what the relationship between Death Bell and the slut Wade is, could it be that Wade is angry with me and asks Death Bell to kill me, right?'
However, the mercenary bar is only responsible for capital verification, and is not responsible for investigating Party A's background.Oh no, in the face of the death knell, Sister Margaret's face may not be worth it" This is the weasel's mental activity, and he is now panicking, and his hand wiping the cup is shaking like chaff.He is a mercenary agent, not a mercenary, and he is most afraid of death."
Cousin, would you like to try the fried onion rings here?"
It's my favorite here and it's much cheaper than that nightclub one down the street away. ”However, Wade didn't listen to the weasel at all, and after learning that his cousin was here for the first time, he introduced the snacks like a host, and his eyes turned into a funny shape: "When I used to have no money to find a girl, I would occasionally use raw onion rings to cool off." ”Su Ming under the mask looked helpless, he leaned on the bar counter, one arm took advantage of his head, and looked at the ever-changing dance floor under the psychedelic lights: "You are too perverted, if you have such a good relationship with them, you haven't thought about who to settle accounts with first?"
”"The girls also have to eat, if I don't have money, I have to use my friendship to kidnap who will accompany me, then she will have no income that day, no food to eat, so what's the difference between me and the villain?"
Wade touched his pocket and shook his head, prostitutes are very similar to mercenaries, and there are also other people's rules, and the most important one is almost the same, that is, no credit."
Okay, eat and drink without it, you take a task, let's go out for a walk."
Su Ming asked his cousin to take over the task, and after the previous battle with Xiong, he observed that Deadpool was currently in good shape, except for a slight problem with his physical reserves, which should also be the sequelae of long-term detention.Now find a business that deals with people, you can determine his mental state, as long as Deadpool is in the state, then there is nothing to worry about in the past and future.Wade nodded, and he looked behind the weasel, where there was a small blackboard on the wall, which often included open tasks or tasks with very tight deadlines, just like the 'Today's Kill' special event.But in general, it's all garbage work.For example, helping people find cats, writing homework for elementary school students, game rank leveling or something, it's very easy, but the kind with little pay.The work of a mercenary itself overlaps with detectives, spies, and killers, in short, as long as it is a lucrative job, mercenaries can consider it."
What do you think of that job?
Kill an Indian, cut off his scalp, and come back to the errand. ”Deadpool thinks it's a bit of luck today, there's a $300 kill job on today's spike, as long as it's fast enough to get ahead of the other mercenaries: "We can also get a little nostalgia and feel what the wild colonists did back then." ”"It's boring, it's too boring to kill ordinary people."
Deathstroke shook his head and looked at the blackboard: "Even if you want to take it, you will also take the task of assassinating the president of the United States." ”"Ahem, we don't have a mission here to assassinate the president or anything like that."
The weasel embarrassedly interrupted the conversation between the two, and after being completely ignored, he felt a lot more relaxed, and even dared to take the initiative to talk: "As a public mercenary area, it is also a rule not to get along with politics. ”Of course, there are tasks to kill politicians, but they are all done by mercenaries who have their own agents, and many things cannot be said in the open."
Well, that's what I'm saying, I also have superpowers now, and it's really a bit boring to kill ordinary people."
Wade pinched his chin and nodded, his head to the left and then to the right, staring at the blackboard around the weasel's face: "What about the mission to bring goods into New York from the Mexican border?"
”Death Knell still shook his head, he knocked on the table and let the weasel serve a casual drink: "Is it only $1,000 to give the armed protection of the fans to send the homeless?"
You have to know that the 'mules' who are responsible for carrying goods on the human body can make about $40,000 a trip from Mexico. ”Deadpool's eyes lit up: "Then let's go be mules, shall we?"
”"You have esophageal cancer, stomach cancer, colorectal cancer, small bowel cancer, rectal cancer."
The death knell knocked on his head and refused again: "Maybe the goods will fall out of your belly at some point, and if you are complained, don't talk about making money, losing a few million is a small amount." ”Deadpool was lying on the bar like a corpse, his little eyes blinking, "Then what do you say we should take on?"
I had a long-term mission to fight warlords in Africa, but I didn't want to be involved in the Holocaust anymore, and I heard that it wasn't politically correct at all, and if a black man said, 'I can't breathe,' when I killed them, I would lose popularity and followers. ”"Forget it, whoever is it, bring the list of all the tasks, and Wade and I will pick a 'white' task."
Su Ming talked to the weasel, since he wanted to judge Deadpool's current mental state, then a task of using his brain to investigate the case was obviously more suitable.The so-called 'white mission' is simply a task to cooperate with the police, and it is generally called 'informant work', anyway, if you find out some information, you can sell it for money, and the mercenaries naturally have no reason to refuse.Do you think the cops and the mercenaries are against each other?
Actually, no, how can there be an eternal enemy?
This is determined according to the relationship of interests that change from time to time.Tiaozi also often goes in and out of Margaret's Bar, sometimes to solve cases and arrest people, and sometimes to inquire about information.The bar pays taxes normally, and the Margaret sisters have registered with a legitimate security company, so in a way, the police must also provide protection here, after all, it is a legitimate taxpayer.The security company and the freelance mercenaries have signed labor agreements for a short period of time, anyway, if the accident is found out, it was a temporary worker, and the police can't nail the bar, not to mention that there is an umbrella that collects Sister Margaret's black money.If the world isn't dark enough, where are there so many vigilantes and superheroes?"
Anyway, it's fun to play with you, so let's learn to solve crimes, I'm one of the best detectives in DC."
Su Ming quickly flipped through the task list comparable to a phone book, and then stopped somewhere: "Oh, this is good, the police are offering a reward for clues to a serial killer, let's just solve this case directly." ”