At the dinner table, the atmosphere was as cheerful as ever, Zheng Xian has broad knowledge and excellent memory, no matter what topic he talks about, he can keep up, he can be described as a generation of heroes.After three rounds of wine and five flavors, he held a piece of fish in his chopsticks, and for some reason he talked about fishing.No matter what kind of fishing tackle or various means, Lao Zheng was right, which made Su Ming a little suspicious that he was a fisherman before learning qi from Zhang Heng in the past."
Speaking of which, I do know there's an old man."
Su Ming also tasted a piece of fish, the fish fat was fat but not greasy, and the taste was full of fresh fragrance: "He used to live in bed every day as if he was going to die, but recently he was really dying, but he fell in love with fishing and began to enjoy life." ”"It's never too late to enjoy life."
Lao Zheng wiped the sweat on his face, the hot steam in the hot pot made his face red, and said with a smile: "It's like the popular saying among young people on the Internet recently, what is it called, life is not only about the front of you, but also about beautiful poetry and distance?"
”Su Ming's heart moved, this should be a temptation.It's not that it's about crossing the multiverse, but that Jung Hyun heard that Knell has a business in aliens, and he wants to intervene too.Of course it's a refusal.,Just protect the earth with the Aegis and the Divine Spear.,That's the original intention of the Aegis Brotherhood when it was founded.,What else do you want an alien bike?
Death Knell opened his mouth and came: "The distance is similar to our territory, but it is not beautiful......
As long as you can live, don't think about running around, many people don't have such a hard life, and good poems will only become epitaphs. ”Zheng Xian smiled slightly and pulled back the topic: "Yes, brother, you're right, that old man sounds like he doesn't have good fishing skills?"
Still a big fisher?
”"That's true, I've never seen him catch a fish."
Su Ming also pushed the boat down the river and turned the topic back: "If you want to say how much he loves fishing......
Anyway, I think if he hangs up and his soul goes to the wrong place and goes to the underworld, then he will pass by the Nai He Bridge and throw a shot at the Lethe River on the bridge. ”"Wow!
Your mouth is too bad, this is a curse that he will not die, haha!
”Zheng Xian raised his wine glass, and in the small porcelain cup was Lao Moutai: "Come on, brother, go and talk about the bad luck of the dead." ”"It's not that I curse him, but that people who are deeply involved in cause and effect are often doomed to a bad death......
Here, cheers, no. ”told a joke about Odin, Su Ming felt that it was really more relaxed on Marvel's side, so he took a glass of wine and made a comfortable sound. ..................................."
I'm in a hurry to get home, and that's why I'm flying between skyscrapers with my bag and mask on.""
I'm not going to work today because I'm going on a date with my girlfriends, and that's it.""
I know that normal people only have one girlfriend, but I have several, and they told me that we were going to a place together tonight, and they said that it was a very important thing.""
I don't know what that means, I guess you want to play with me, right?
After all, if you don't work after school, you can only play.I don't know what to play, but I'm sure it's better than the last time the guy made of sand punched me in the face. ”"But speaking of which, it's really fun to swing around the city, with a good view and air, so you just need to always pay attention to the fact that your leggings don't have an open crotch, and no one below takes a picture of my crotch with a mobile phone.""
And luckily today, I didn't run into a green goblin, a red goblin, or any other color devil along the way.""
I guess the girls must want to have a book club, but I'm a little hungry right now, do you think I should go home and have a pie before I go out?""
Mr.
Stark?
Are you listening to me?
”Peter Parker floated all the way from skyscraper to skyscraper, and finally landed in a small alley, and when he poked his head out again, he was not the superhero Spider-Man in the red and blue bodysuit, but an ordinary middle school student.As he walked to his door, he asked about the phone that had been silent for a long time, and he still had an innocent expression on his face."
Huh?
Well!
I'm listening. ”Tony's weak voice came from the other end of the phone, and he looked very tired: "Actually, kid, I just happened to meet you floating around in the tall buildings, and I wanted to ask if there was any situation, since there is no problem, then we should be busy with our own things, you don't need to call again and explain so much to me, and I am not a truant policeman." ”Tony, who was wearing a steel suit and was about to go to the Sanqu Wing for a meeting, regretted a little, he knew that the little spider was so talkative, and he shouldn't have left a phone call for this kid last time when the group broke up.Peter took the key and opened the door, but Aunt May was still not at home, probably not off work yet.He dropped his bag and walked to the kitchen fridge with his phone over his shoulder, looking for the remaining microwave food inside."
Well, actually, I want to ask you, I read the magazine that you often spend the night with a lot of girls, what do you usually play?"
The mustache under Iron Man's mask curled up, and the unserious someone showed a lewd smile, but then his face turned grim and he coughed dryly.It's an adult's game, so how can you tell a child?
Although Tony himself has been in the flowers since middle school, if he wasn't careful enough, there would have been more children than Wolverines now.But now that he is a superhero, he can't teach other people's children badly.So he thought about it for a while, and when he saw the three-wing building surrounded by three buildings, he suddenly came to inspiration, and replied: "Playing mahjong, yes, I play mahjong with those girls." ”"Mahjong, I've heard of this kind of oriental chess."
Peter didn't find any food, so he had to take out a bucket of Wilson instant noodles to make do: "But what about the six of us, are there any proper mahjong rules?"
If four people play, what happens to the extra two?
”"That, Peter, I'm going to have a meeting here, the signal here in S.H.I.E.L.D. is not very good, I can't hear what you are saying, I'll hang up first, Jarvis, cut off the communication!"
Fast!
”Doodoo ......
A busy sound came from the earpiece, Peter took off his phone and looked at it, shrugged, sure enough, the games played by adults are not very fun, and mahjong is too far behind.Tonight, I still look at the arrangement of my girlfriends, I don't know why, I'm still a little excited in my heart, hehe.Gobbling up instant noodles, he went back to his room to put on his uniform again and went out through the window, it was already dark, he shot out the spider silk, and headed towards the agreed place, which was a cheap motel in the suburbs, and he didn't know why the girls chose there.But so be it, jumping, gliding, rolling, running, all the way he went non-stop, and after just ten minutes he was out of the city and came to the door of the room where he was notified.I don't even register my identity when I enter the door, and the fat aunt at the door muttered when she saw Spider-Man enter the door, and said something 'There have been more and more people who like perverted play recently', I don't know what it means.But this did not spoil Peter's good mood, and he knocked lightly on the door, and saw the silk thread open the door and pull him in, and slammed the door shut, as if in a hurry."
Hey guys, good evening, what are we going to play?"
Peter looked around, this room is too old, isn't it?
It's just a bed, and there's not even a TV, so you can't play Wilson PS4.There was a sound of gurgling water from the bathroom, and Gwen's head sticking out of the doorway, she seemed to be pulling hard, and he nodded with a blushing face: "Come in, we're all here." ”Motel, big bed, sound of water in the bathroom, girl with suspicious expression......
The threads were connected like lightning bolts that lit Peter's mind, and his clever mind immediately understood what they were up to.The girls must be trying to imitate Hitchcock's Psycho clip!
Trick yourself into the bathroom and scare yourself with a fake corpse!
And he saw through everything!
He smiled slightly, and walked into the bathroom with a confident smile, when he saw the strange corpse soaking in the bathtub......
Not only was he not afraid at all, but he almost looked up to the sky and laughed."
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Alright, ladies, where did you get the alien holster?"
He jumped up, turned around in the air, sat directly in the arms of the 'corpse' in the bathtub, reached out and touched its chin, and blinked his eyes: "Hey, this skin texture is good, and the hair is also very real......
The girls who were splashed with water turned away from him with disgusted faces.