"So, you mean, it's a real alien corpse?"
When he went to the next room to reopen the room, Peter in the bathroom was tearing and scrubbing his body frantically, asking a few girls outside the door.Gwen, who was leaning against the edge of the closed door, touched her hair, the tips of which were dyed a faint pink, and she replied equally loudly in the sound of the water: "Yes, we got information that there are alien corpses here, so we met to come over after school to investigate!"
”"Then why didn't you say it earlier?
I have to wait until I jump into the alien soup......
I feel hairy all over my body now, could I be infected with some alien virus?
Maybe I'll mutate and die miserably, like a caterpillar with rigid white spot. ”No matter how Peter scrubbed it, he could still feel the strong chest of the alien corpse still on his back, and the touch of the dead man's hair lingering on his fingertips.The girls outside the door looked at each other and smiled, in fact, they arrived earlier, Gwen and Cynthia had already examined the corpse, there were no alien parasites, and there were no rare germs, just simple corpses, perhaps cleaner than most living people on Earth.None of the five of them were technically Peter's girlfriends, he was still a single dog.It's just that in the inner world of five people he has a crush on at the same time, he 'thinks' them to be.The girls are originally a small group of girlfriends, although they all have a crush on Peter, but it is impossible to say that anyone will really take that step and become a real girlfriend.Anyway, now everyone is doing activities together, going to chivalry together, and keeping a secret together, which is even better.MJ came over and knocked on the door at this time: "Don't rub it, even if you peel off the skin, you will still get sick, cough cough." ”"Thanks for the reminder, can any of you go to the supermarket and buy me a few bottles of Wilson's detergent?
The kind with a disinfectant effect. ”Peter's voice came from the bathroom, revealing unspeakable despair, and then he paused: "No, maybe it's too late, the process of the infected turning into a zombie is usually less than half an hour, you can help me remember my last words, my computer is left to Ned, my game console is left to you, and the money I earned from my part-time job is hidden behind the poster at the bedside of the bed, give it to my aunt." ”Liz, a good-natured black girl, was a little unbearable, and although they wanted to joke with Peter, it seemed that he was taking it seriously, and was still scaring himself.He's not going to kill himself, is he?"
Sisters, it's almost."
Mary was the first to nod in agreement, the alien's corpse was still next door, and everyone was here to get down to business, not to joke here.So she pulled open the 'Latin spider' in front of the bathroom door and knocked lightly: "Peter, we have examined the corpses of aliens, there are no bacteria or viruses that pose a threat to us humans, except that you are a little disgusting when you jump into the bath water of the dead man, it is harmless in itself." ”"Really?"
Peter was so innocent, and his voice was full of surprise: "Am I not going to become a zombie, and I am not going to die?"
”Gwen, who had been leaning against the wall, rolled her eyes, and after getting acquainted with Peter, she gradually revealed her little devil side, and became Peter's favorite girl."
Yes, you can't die, where did you see the setting that you will become zombies when you come into contact with aliens?"
She tapped her hand on the door, interrupting Mary's answer, "Come out quickly, we'll go if we don't bother again." ”In fact, they won't leave at all, because if they want to know the ins and outs of this alien, they still have to rely on Peter.Of the five of them, only Liz is considered to have good grades, and the other Gwen, Mary, Cynthia, and Marshall are just ordinary middle school girls, you can't expect them to perform autopsies, just carrying the body is disgusting enough.Boys should come in handy at times like these, so Peter will take a shower for nothing now, and he will have to dissect it later.As soon as the words fell, Peter came out with a big towel wrapped in his hair, and his uniform was also washed by him, hanging on the vent of the bathroom, "If you get the body of an alien next time, you should tell me in advance, instead of waiting for me to sit in the alien's arms before talking." ”He looked very tired, as if his kidneys were overdrawn.Marshall threw him a T-shirt as Cynthia stared at Peter again, making people feel weird: "Put it on, we don't have a chance to tell you, do we?"
When you're at school, there are a lot of people, and we girls will be watched when we girls come into contact with you.And if you text or make a phone call, you're likely to be spied on by S.H.I.E.L.D., and you know which secret services like to eavesdrop the most. ”Peter grabbed the clothes wrapped around his head and put them on his body: "You mean to say that we have found the body of an alien, but none of you are going to tell it, not to tell S.H.I.E.L.D., not to tell the Avengers, and to find the killer of the alien on our own?"
”"No, Peter, we don't care who kills the aliens, it's something else."
Gwen brought a towel over and asked Peter to wipe his hair: "You see, it's impossible for aliens to jump to Earth on their feet, right?"
Shouldn't he be......
Got a means of transportation?
”It dawned on Peter that the girls had taken a fancy to a possible alien spaceship.Thinking of this, he also came to the heart, among the six, only Liz had the best family background, and had a second-hand car, but he was still stared at by his father, and it was inconvenient to go out or anything in the past.And as a superhero, you don't always have high-rise buildings that can make you swing, if the next big event happens in Washington, D.C., do you have to run through the wheat fields in the suburbs?
That's pretty good, at least you can get to Washington by long-distance bus, about four or five hours......
But what if the next battlefield is in Hawaii?
So it's crucial to have a vehicle of your own squad, and there's nothing better than picking up an alien ship.It's really picking up rather than robbing, after all, this alien is dead, and his spaceship is also ownerless, and finding it and controlling it in the hands of people with justice in his heart is the reasonable way to maintain peace.Looking at it this way, this matter really has to be hidden from S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Avengers, otherwise there will definitely be no 'Spider Alliance' thing in the spaceship, and the adults will definitely use some excuse such as protection to get the spaceship away.—————— "I see, if he really came to Earth in a spaceship, and the body is here, then the spaceship should also be around New York City in this direction." ”Peter walked to the side, picked up the phone on the cabinet, and opened the map software at the speed of a snail: "......
Well, I don't have any ideas, and the west of New Jersey is full of wheat fields and corn fields, but where are they......""
That's why we called you."
Marshall didn't know where to take out a magnifying glass and handed it to Peter, pointing to the wall: "Please, go and check the body, see what road he walked before he died, or what was in his stomach, I watched criminal investigation dramas play like that." ”"I ......"
Peter seemed to be wearing a mask of pain, he didn't want to fiddle with the corpse, but when he saw the girls looking at him with 'worship' and 'supplication' eyes, his heart fluttered and his teeth gritted: "I'll go and help me find some sharp weapons, otherwise I can only disembowel him with nail clippers, which will be too inefficient." ”"Yikes!
Don't tell such a disgusting joke, it's so perverted!
”The girls shook their heads, pushed him back, and returned to the mortuary like a train.