"Squeak!"
With the sound of car tires rubbing, the black car stopped on the side of the road, and two people wearing sunglasses and suits appeared at the rescue scene.The older white man had a large nose, a slightly sloping hairline, and a weather-beaten look in his eyes.The young man who emerged from the passenger seat was an African-American, and he was clearly a joker, because he had slipped his hand off his sunglasses and almost poked his glasses into his nostrils.The middle-aged man shook his head, ignored his partner's daily off-line, and walked to the fire truck on the side, found the captain of the fire brigade in front of the car, and took out the wallet in his arms to show his ID."
Federal Agency for the Ecological Balance of Animals and Plants, abbreviated as ABCDEFG."
The middle-aged man's agent ID card stayed in front of the fire chief for a long time before he snapped it shut: "I'm Agent Hoover, and this is Agent Kennedy behind me, and we took over this scene." ”The black agent was in a hurry for a while, but he still pulled the sunglasses out of the neckline, stuffed them into the pocket of his suit, and nodded solemnly as a greeting."
Yes......
We're just here to save the cats that can't save the trees, as for sending federal agents?
”There was a kitten in the big tree by the side of the road, a very beautiful blue cat breed, with its head poking out of the leaves and watching the fire chief put down the ladder in his hand, and pushed up the hat on his head, the wrinkles on his forehead were like waves.He really couldn't understand how annoying it was to hear the officers of the brother department say that they had gone out of the scene, but the case was snatched by the FBI on the spot.Didn't you expect to do firefighting one day?
I don't feel angry, I just feel incomprehensible."
If you have any questions, you can contact your superiors, and for now, everyone step back."
The middle-aged agent hooked his hand and motioned for all the firefighters to stay away from the tree: "What about you, leave the ladder behind, and the people will retreat behind us." ”It's a very ordinary middle-class American neighborhood in the suburbs of New York City, and on a quiet and peaceful summer morning, people go to work, except for the firefighters, only the old lady who called the police to save the cat is still watching."
I'll appeal to my superiors, this is our case!"
The fire captain had never seen this kind of formation, so he could only learn from the policemen to speak harshly to the detectives, but he himself led his subordinates back away with a curious face.The middle-aged agent rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses: "A little farther away, fifty meters away, and don't scream or run around whatever you see unless I let you come over." ”"Captain?""
Retreat!"
The firefighters, carrying tools such as axes and hydraulic pliers, lazily retreated, and everyone looked at the two government agents with great curiosity.They wore black suits and shiny leather shoes, and they weren't suitable for climbing trees.The black man turned his head to look at them, but he smiled sheepishly, and mysteriously leaned into the middle-aged man's ear, and whispered in English with hip-hop rhythms, "K, do you know what it is?"
”"Unregistered Abrash people, very dangerous."
The big-nosed white agent looked at the kitten in the leaves, and at this time a gray tail was exposed, but quickly shrank back as if he was afraid of the cold: "J, you may not be able to deal with this guy, help me with my clothes." ”"Oh oh, wait, you say I can't deal with it?"
The black man shook his head repeatedly, as if he was amused, and he pressed his partner's hand to unbutton his suit: "Why do you still look at people with old eyes?"
We've saved the planet more than once together, and time travel can't stop us as ace partners, and this time I'm insisting I can do it, and you'll just watch. ”Agent K didn't say much, just buttoned up his suit and made a gesture of please.J smiled slightly, handsomely pulled the collar of his suit, and raised his chin, he was an athlete before coming to the big tree, and his physical fitness was very good, and the work of climbing a tree was not a problem, K was old after all, and this kind of physical work should still be done by a young man.It was a rare banyan tree, and the branches under the canopy even formed a platform, and the blue cat was crouching on a branch, staring at the black man with golden eyes, and a small gold medal around his neck."
Hey, man, surrender, we know who you really are!"
The black agent climbed between the branches and first tried to persuade the other to surrender: "If you land on Earth without immigration formalities, we may have to deport you and put you on the blacklist, but hey, do you like milk?"
If you surrender now, we have milk in the car. ”"Meow?"
The blue cat tilted its head, as if asking something."
Strange, my translator seems to be out of order."
J pointed to K, who was more than ten meters away from the tree, and stretched out his hand speechlessly: "I can't understand what it says, what are the four locusts in the logistics department doing?"
”"They're obsessed with twiggling and fitness."
Agent K replied calmly, and he touched his sunglasses in his breast pocket: "If you can't......""
Nope!
I can!
You're just asking for help, aren't you just not understanding alien languages?
It's okay if the other person can understand him.He looked into the blue cat's eyes again, tried to establish emotional communication, and reached for it."
Whew!"
The blue cat's back arched, its fur standing on end, its claws baring and letting out a menacing growl."
Don't get excited!
We can talk again, if you don't like milk, you can also buy small dried fish, and we can drive to buy it on the way back. ”J retracted his hand and held it to his head, indicating that he was not hostile: "I know that you dangerous aliens like to shrink yourself, and once I saw a big cockroach wearing human skin, and after I got into his stomach and blew him up, I realized that taking a bath is also a continuation of the nightmare, so now I don't want to get into the same trouble, but I also hope you don't make it difficult for me." ”First to lure him, then to deter, and even to take out the milk he usually drinks, J feels that there is nothing wrong with his plan."
Meow!
Hiss!
”The blue cat became even more agitated, reaching out its little paws to scratch the agent, and making louder threatening noises."
Alas, you forced me, then I can only be rough."
Agent J wiped his nose with his thumb, then tightened his tie and crouched down on a branch, ready to grab and handcuff him with a hungry tiger pounce.In the shadow of the human, the kitten's pupils became the size of pintips, and when it saw that the deterrence did not work, it retreated step by step, and the branches of the tree trembled violently......