"Meow !!"
The blue cat let out a terrible cry and jumped, but instead of pounced on J for a desperate fight, it jumped directly under the tree and fell into the arms of Agent K, who had been waiting with his hands outstretched.But even though the blue cat broke away from the branches, the shaking of the tree did not stop, but intensified, and the leaves kept loud as if they were blown by the wind, and the trunk shook violently, as if the roots below were about to break through the ground.In the next second, the branch suddenly bent back, wrapping Agent J like a snake into a spring roll, and then its elongation turned into tentacles, and carrying him was a blow from side to side."
Knock Knock Knock !!"
There was a sound like a drum, the sound of Agent J's head retracting into his chest after touching the ground, and the tree came alive, and it beat J who climbed on his head.First a trick of old tree roots, and then a set of Soviet squats, completely knocking J's head like a walnut.Agent K, who was petting the cat not far away, sighed, he had already said that J couldn't do it, he had to say yes, but in the end he didn't even understand which one was an alien.Took out his sunglasses and put them on, and handed the kitten to the old lady who was waiting, this cat has a collar that means that there is an owner, and then think about the old lady calling the police, it is obvious that this cat is a native of the earth, an ordinary cat.J talks to a cat, of course the translator doesn't work, otherwise pet lovers are blessed.The firefighters behind him were dumbfounded, they often had to cut trees to save cats, or cut trees to deal with cables, how could they not be surprised to see 'Revenge of the Trees'?
The axes in their hands were all scared off, and each of them looked like goldfish with their mouths open.But Agent K's face was expressionless, he took out a gun the size of a nail clipper from his pocket, pinched his fingers and pointed it at the tree, and announced loudly: "You have been arrested, Abrash, stop resisting now and put the agent down, or I will use extreme force according to the Earth Security Protocol." ”The big tree, which was beating the black man, stopped, and a snake-like head emerged from its canopy, and after glancing at K, he threw the garbage in his hand at him.It thinks K will catch his partner, and then the two of them will be thrown together to delay the time so that they can escape, after all, how can they fight with weapons with their bare hands?
But the abacus failed, and when J, who had been thrown out like a sandbag, came to K, the middle-aged agent skillfully dodged sideways, and the two passed by.So J screamed and was smashed into the fire truck on the side of the road, and the front of the car was dented in a large piece, and various parts flew around.As for the big tree alien, it took the opportunity to run towards the rising sun, like an octopus-like root is its feet, and it runs quite fast.K, who was holding the weapon with two fingers, took a slight aim, and then pulled the trigger on the back, and the small pistol shot a huge blue ball of light, hitting the tree accurately, and the huge recoil pushed K back several steps.With an explosion and a large amount of wood chips flying, the alien was blown into ashes on the spot.K calmly patted the falling sawdust on his shoulder, walked to the fire truck and pulled his partner out of the metal scrap: "It's not hurt, is it?"
”The black agent moved his neck and sat up from the smoke with grinning: "It's okay, it's just a little painful, is it dead?"
”"Dead, mission over, put on your sunglasses."
K pulled out a silver metal stick from his lined pocket, tapped the sunglasses on the guy's chest with it, and then adjusted the knob of the short stick while walking to the firefighters and cat owners present: "Gentlemen, ladies, please come close to me, yes, look at the microphone in my hand, there is a red dot here." ”He pressed the button on the stick, and the stick stretched out, and there was a bright spot flowing back and forth on it, which was very interesting.The fire chief pointed to the wood slag on the street in the distance and excitedly asked the government agent: "What ......was that just now?""
Whew!"
Before he could finish his question, the tip of the stick flashed, and everyone's minds went blank in an instant.Putting away the stick and taking off his sunglasses, Agent K's face was full of smiles, and he warmly shook hands with the firefighters one by one: "When you were on duty, the fire truck hit a tree, but fortunately no one was injured, and I represent that the insurance company has completed the damage assessment, and you can leave."
Enthusiastic madam, you were just passing by and about to go home to make soup. ”"Oh."
The firefighters and the old woman holding the cat, including the cat itself, all looked sluggish.They nodded numbly to Agent K's words, and then called the trailer to call the trailer, and the one who cleaned the road went to clean the road, and everyone went back to their homes.K turned around and the smile disappeared, he patted J on the shoulder, walked to his car, and pressed the communicator in his ear: "Headquarters, I'm K, the alarm is off, there is no need to clear the field." ”"Understood, Agent K, well done."
The voice of the operator came from the other side of the headset.The grinning Agent J was still rubbing his neck and patting his clothes unhappily: "I'm so unlucky, but can you comfort me, can you let me drive today?"
”"No, get in the car."
K rolled him speechlessly and sat in the driver's seat: "Only I can drive, now let's go eat pancakes." ”The black saloon tires jerked and drifted away from the quiet and peaceful neighborhood amid a cacophony, leaving only firefighters to deal with the shattered trees and the remaining large potholes.At this moment, two heads popped out from behind the fence in the family's garden not far away, and the two of them had a total of three eyes, all looking at the taillights of the departing vehicle."
Professor, it's not scientific, it's not magical."
Hermione complained with empty eyes, and her little nose wrinkled: "That person was rolled up by a big tree just now and smashed everywhere, the road surface was smashed, and he flew out dozens of meters and smashed a car, but he could still act like no one afterwards?"
If only beating people Liu was so gentle. ”"Normal, your head and palms can be taken off, what's wrong with people not being injured by dozens of tons of external attacks?"
Su Ming stood up from behind the bushes and moved his neck: "Go, follow them, and find a way to blend into the MIB headquarters." ”Hermione pulled a toy car out of her bag, stepped out of the courtyard and placed it behind the bushes, and tapped her wand on it: "Hurry up." ”The car became the real thing, she pulled the car door and sat in the driver's seat and lit the fire: "How do you get in?"
Disguised as an alien?
”"No, aliens will be wary instead, and humans are the best.We just need to meet their leaders, and then disguise ourselves as 'men in white' who have come from the Celestial Empire to communicate and learn. ”Su Ming sat in the co-pilot, and the black suit on his body instantly rippled, and immediately turned white like milk in water: "Go ahead, leave the rest to me." ”"In addition to the men in black, is there such an organization as the men in white in this world?"
Hermione expertly hung up the gears and also rushed out of the community with a tire-burning ejection.Su Ming shrugged, conjured two bottles of soda for each person, and helped the student's bottle to insert a straw, and asked the strangler to help hold it: "There was definitely no before, but now that I'm here, there will be ......"