The sun was scorching, the top of the mountain was bare, and someone came out with a stone circle, and at this time another Rick, dressed in a white sheet, was sitting cross-legged in the center of the stone circle.Around him, too, were the same dressed Mortys, all of them pale, but all with satisfied smiles."
You're here?"
Even without opening his eyes, Rick sensed Morty's arrival, and he called the boy's name in a gentle voice, like a spring breeze."
I shouldn't have come."
At this point, Morty had already noticed that something was wrong with the co-owners, in addition to their weird smiles, there were a lot of empty syringes and tin foil around them, and if you think about it, you can understand that these guys are getting high right now."
In the world, it is normal to come and go, but you, an idiot, can't see through it."
Rick, in the middle of the stone circle, flipped his hands and made a gesture of sniffing the flowers, and said philosophical words."
Is that why you gave your pet Morty a pill?"
Morty resisted, but his legs walked towards Rick.I don't know why, this old man in a white cloth seems to be full of charm, and his every move is demagogic."
No, you're wrong, I don't want to participate in the quartz conference, and I resolutely resist any hegemonic activities."
Rick smiled slightly, his smile was full of Zen rhyme: "People's minds should be free, restrictions do not limit the soul, what I want to do is not to let you participate in health insurance, but to let you be free." ”Morty, who listened to the tongue twister, showed a Tibetan fox expression again: "Huh?
”"Yes, close your eyes, put on a rubber tourniquet, and get yourself a needle with this syringe."
Rick threw Morty a kilogram of white powder, along with the matching syringe and saline: "After doing this, then keep up with my rhythm and breathe." ”"Why is it the same as aerobics on TV?"
Looking at Rick who started to make strange body movements, Morty had a very strange expression on his face, but he was a good boy and didn't touch drugs.But the powder will be put away first, and it may be able to be sold in the future."
This is yoga, and if you practice it regularly, it can help you lick your belly button, you know."
Zen Rick raised his eyebrows, and Zhizhu took the other Morty to do yoga on the ground: "I understand the commonality of all of your Mortys, you all want to be self-sufficient, and I have all the yoga types in the countless worlds in the multiverse, so I can give you the freedom to blow the trumpet soon, how about it?"
Isn't it exciting?
”"ShhhMorty gasped when he heard this, he only felt that he was completely seen through, how deep Rick's wisdom was, it was like the sea.But the strong pressure of the sea and the endless cold crushed the empty-minded teenager.If Rick can really help all Morty complete the spinal folding action at will, then the Morty will become Rick's slave no matter which Rick is in his hands, and others will just raise Morty for him.Just like fruit fans will worship Jobs, every time a new machine is released, it will attract countless eyes, this Rick only needs to release new yoga moves from time to time, and then keep updating, he can rule the world!
His fans will fight anyone else on the internet.Taking advantage of the simplicity of his grandson has always been a means used by Rick to manipulate Morty, and this Zen Rick has jumped out of the chessboard of the Little Morty Contest and started a higher level of layout!
Isn't it true that Rick in the multiverse, a top human powerhouse, has evolved the most suitable form for survival in the short time since he fell to a strange planet?
But Morty who is currently escaping is not an ordinary Morty, he has a stronger will than other Morty, although the ability to lick his belly button and other parts makes him extremely excited, but, without freedom, he would rather escape.Zen Rick didn't urge him, but still indifferently took the Morty to practice yoga movements, and shouted the slogan: "Whew!
Suck, suck, suck, suck" and the surrounding Morty made a vigorous vacuum pumping sound.Hiss!!
Just listening to the sound knew how energetic it was, Morty's heart was disturbed, but remembering that those companions who had died before were still watching him from the sky, he still relied on his last willpower, covered his ears and ran down the mountain with his head in his hands.He told himself that he couldn't just fall like that, that was too much.Holding his head and running fifty meters like this, he left Zen Rick's sphere of influence and sat down on a bench, he rubbed his head in pain, the demonic sucking sound still echoing in his head, like a demonic sound of brainwashing."
Oh God!
What should I do?
What the hell is going to do to get out of this nightmare?!
”He looked up at the sky, and the sky was raining down, and in an instant he was beaten to a chicken, just as he was feeling now.But God Morty was scolded by him before, and now he won't come back to scold him, this can only be a one-man show or isn't it?"
Morty, can you hear me?"
As Morty was dancing in the rain alone on a bench, a mysterious sound was heard in the sky, unfamiliar, not any Rick he knew."
Who is it?
Superpowers?
Mutants?
Superman?
Jedi?
Tiger Potato Chip Girl?
”Morty is very familiar with any traverser, alien, parallel universe person, and immediately made a series of guesses about the owner of the mysterious voice, and by the way, he also exposed his XP.The so-called Tiger Potato Chips Girl is actually a TV commercial character who sells potato chips, which is a big beauty with blonde hair with closed eyes, convex and backward, and wearing a tiger-striped swimsuit.The advertisement said that as long as you eat enough tiger potato chips, you can get the opportunity to kiss the potato chip girl.Morty had always felt that the company was trustworthy because they promised that one billionth of the profits from sales would be donated to the Disabled Persons' Federation, and the tiger girl in the advertisement was also blind.So she'll be staring at them, and it's definitely true.Anyway, it doesn't matter if you're blind or not, as long as it's big, Morty asks for that."
The stinky maggot on the brain of the sperm worm, no matter how my voice says, it can't be a woman, right?"
The voice of the mystery scolded directly, with a tone of hatred: "I am your grandfather Rick, you can also call me Rick of the Death Bell." ”"Uh, you're a Rick in the funeral business?"
Morty was puzzled, he couldn't understand why this Rick didn't show up."
It's not!
I've been watching you, including the other Ricks, and I'm happy with your performance, and I'd like to negotiate terms with you. ”The voice that called himself Rick Knell spoke, and gave a choice with suppressed anger: "I can show you sincerity and tell you a secret first, and then you can decide whether to cooperate with me or not." ”"What's the secret?
I'll hear it first. ”The wise face of the Tibetan fox.After a short silence, Deathstroke replied: "Actually, you are now in a fictional digital world, everything around you is not real, you must find the nearest women's restroom and get out of there first through a toilet-like teleportation device!"
I'm waiting for you in reality."