The yellow T-shirt on his body was clinging to his skin in the rain, Morty wiped the rain from his face and looked around: "Knell Rick, I didn't see the women's restroom, but there is a polling station for the presidential election here." ”Not far from the park path is a large road, with many shops and pedestrians, and of course, the most conspicuous is the polling station covered with the Star-Spangled Banner, with many people queuing in front of its door, looking impatient."
Stupid, that's the toilet!
Isn't outrageous or sleepy Joe still a choice?
It's like a toilet is divided into men and women, they are all shit, where there are them, there is a toilet, idiot, you have to see the essence through the phenomenon, don't forget, you are now in a virtual world!
”Death Knell Rick seems to be angry, but all Morty is a masochist, and the more he is abused by Rick, the closer he feels.After all, they are all grandfather's isotopes."
Stop scolding, can't I just go in?"
Morty covered his head aggrievedly and walked towards the station, but his eyes still rolled and he asked, "You won't lie to me to do anything strange, will you?"
”"You think too much, you know, think about heresy, do you want to be burned by flamethrowers?
Like a Vietnamese in the rainforest?
”The sound of the death knell was faintly heard, along with the sound of some metal parts being assembled with a clatter."
Don't, it's too dark!
Although I have a bit of amnesia and my mind is messed up, I always feel like I have been burned many times in the past" With that, Morty entered the polling station smoothly, and the crowd in line protested against his cutting line, but after he kicked a few people in the crotch, he still managed to get in.When I looked up, I saw that in addition to the table and chair area where the tickets were written, there were also strippers and cheerleaders belonging to the two presidents dancing on the side.Morty's gaze instantly drifted to the women, and he swallowed."
Don't look at it, think about it, they're just a string of numbers, and they're all kinds of women's Morty, and each one of them is bigger than you when they escape."
The voice from the sky came again, shattering Morty's dreams."
Vomit" A rainbow flowed out of the mouth of the boy who was still in high spirits just now."
Got it, now move me your Kardashian-like fat ass, do you see the ballot box on the high platform over there?
Jump up and poop inside and use it as a litter box. ”Knell Rick's instructions came again, and his tone grew dark.The hallucinators around him obviously couldn't hear the conversation, but Morty still looked weak.He sneakily shrunk into a corner, looked around cautiously, and whispered, "No, Rick, are you serious?"
Will skimming a slip into the ballot box really bring me back to reality?
Also, how do you know I have a fetish for litter boxes?
”"That's a lot of nonsense, I'm your grandfather!
Stupid Morty, that ballot box just looks like a ballot box, but in fact it's a toilet, as for why you used it to leave the digital world, have you ever wondered why Nemo was able to leave the matrix by making a phone call?
With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain it to you, so hurry up and do it for me now!
”"Well, well, even if there are hundreds of people looking at me, but they are just illusions, and it shouldn't be a big problem."
With that, Morty obeyed Rick's command, took off his jeans and diaper, and began to run with a cloud of mosaics.Then he jumped under the stage, kicked his leg in the air a few times, and landed firmly on the ballot box under the surprised gaze of the crowd."
Poof!
Crackling boom!
”Then, nothing happened, no sign of breaking away from the illusion and waking up on some spaceship.Drops of sweat flowed from Morty's head."
Rick, that's not what you said!
Help, I can't get off the stage right now!
Even though the people around me are hallucinating, I still feel embarrassed!
”"As long as you are not embarrassed yourself, then it is others who are embarrassed, and what are you anxious about?
Hollywood actresses who sleep with their bosses may not necessarily win the Oscar, in principle, it must be right, you adjust the angle and try a few more times. ”Knell Rick replied, his tone full of determination and confidence.Sounds just as good and makes sense.So Morty moved his butt a few times, and in the frightened expressions of everyone, there was another series of firecrackers.This time there was a reaction, several men in black came out of nowhere, and all the stun guns in their hands fired at Morty, and the wires were inserted into the boy's body, and suddenly he broke dancing with the mosaic, and then fell to the ground with black smoke in his mouth, accompanied by uncontrollable urination.The man in black in the lead pulled up his collar and reported to his superiors through the miniature walkie-talkie: "Yes, the situation in the toilet has been controlled, congratulations, it's a boy, he probably knows what to understand, so he will return to the headquarters." ”In this way, Morty wakes up in a strange environment as he wished.There is an extra pair of bracelets on his hand, and he has been changed into a new orange dress, the new room is not big, and the decoration is good, all iron fences."
Rick?
Are you there?
I felt a little wrong. ”Morty woke up from his hard bed, he wanted freedom, why did he go to prison instead?"
Don't panic, everything is expected by me, don't you think what is happening around you is very absurd?
This means that you are still in the virtual world, and now, aren't you next to the toilet?
”There was the sound of snorting melon seeds and the cork of the wine bottle from the other side of the death knell, as if he was clinking glasses with someone.Morty did always feel that something was wrong, because what was happening around him was too exaggerated and irrational, which was why he insisted that it was all an illusion.Listening to Rick the Deathknell, he took a deep breath: "I see, Rick, so what to do next?"
”A voice from the sky replied, "You are now in a digital illusion in the deep dream realm of the quantum space of the parallel world, and you may suffer a lot if you want to return to reality, but I will help you." ”"Rick" Morty was a little moved, he sniffed, "I listen to you, I'm really fed up with this crazy world." ”"Well, first of all, you should have learned from the movies, right?
In order to get rid of dreams, you first need a spinning top, and without a dream top, you can't tell the difference between dreams and reality," Deathstroke gave instructions for the next step, and also let out a little laughter: "Prison is a good place, you won't be discovered by the Lord of Dreams for a short time, now you need to remove the light bulb on your head and transform it into your spinning top, Morty, I can't pick you up for some reason, but I'll always give you instructions." ”