As Deathstroke and his party wandered through the Everglades, Wade in New York City had just walked out of a bank, squinting happily and planning how to spend his newly earned money.After running into the world of Star Wars and successfully nausing Palpatine to death again and again, Deadpool successfully settled the commission from the lieutenant, and today is another day to take care of Vanessa and her little sisters."
Huh?
Is it my turn?
”He turned his head to the empty air vigilantly, and blinked a few times: "I thought there was nothing to do with me recently, just right, Lao Tie helped me analyze, after I bought a house for Innoz, she divorced me in a few days, but occasionally we will sleep together, is she cheating me out of my money?"
”“......”"
Well, if you put it this way, it's really not a loss, $2.7 million for a lifetime prostitution, it sounds good."
Wade nodded, leaned his hands behind his head again, and staggered on.Every time he goes to take care of the street girls' business, he spends tens of thousands of dollars a night, 2.7 million is almost seventy or eighty times, according to the frequency of 'help' three times a week, it is probably only enough to play outside for half a year?
If you convert it, it doesn't feel like a loss.So Wade, who thought he had earned, was in a good mood and was ready to go to play with Spider-Man, today was the weekend, the weather was good, the wind was beautiful, and there were no valuable targets in the city.You can take a shortcut to Peter's house and walk through this alley."
Robbery!"
Within a few steps, a black man jumped out from behind the dumpster, holding a pistol across his head."
Robbery?
I?
Man, are you serious?
”Wade was stunned for a moment, and he pointed to his face: "Don't you know me?"
I'm Deadpool, the hottest mercenary in the whole city, who loves to kill and has a fiery sex, don't you want Chrysanthemum?
”But the little black man in front of him should have been drugged, and the whole person was so crazy that he couldn't do it, and he was full of courage: "Then hand over your money and chrysanthemums!"
”"I hate robbery the most, I don't have any technical content at all, and robbing chrysanthemums is the hate of hate."
Wade turned his head to nowhere and said helplessly, and took out a pistol with his backhand to confront the robber: "How dare you?
My tender chrysanthemum has never even been touched by my cousin!
How dare you!
”As if possessed by some Nordic girl, he stretched his neck hoarsely and shouted, even if he was wearing a hood, he still showed that hideous appearance."
You asked me for the chrysanthemum first!"
The robber stabbed Deadpool in the head with a gun and shouted louder, "I don't care!"
I saw you coming out of the bank, you have money!
Don't push me, you don't push me!
”"I'm rich, but that money I've earned by hard work to kill people, even a dollar soaked in my sweat and other people's blood, and I won't give it to someone like you who tries to get something for nothing."
The corners of Wade's mouth skimmed down, and he opened the pistol safety and snapped the hammer with his thumb.However, the black man was also excited, and his hand holding the gun was trembling slightly, and he quickly retorted in a voice like RAP: "I'm also working!"
Do you think robbery is easy to do?
I would go out every night to search for prey, and when I found my target, I would squat, stalk, and often go without sleep for days, all relying on drugs.Every communication with the target of the robbery is a psychological game!
You'll also encounter you who resist with weapons like this!
At the end of each robbery, I have to go home to keep accounts, make action summaries, and strive to improve my business ability, do you think I haven't paid for my labor?!
”"......"
Deadpool fell silent, he seemed speechless, his eyes also looked at the sky, and became evasive.The robber was even more aggressive, he felt more relaxed than he had in a long time, and he wanted to make his point of view so that the damned white pigs understood the seriousness of the problem: "Now you understand?
Just because I'm black, no one ever respects my labor!
Black Lives Matter!
I want to live too!
”"......"
Deadpool rubbed his nose through the mask, as if he was moved."
Looks like you understand, damn white pig, now, can you take out the money?"
The robber said that he couldn't help but shed two lines of tears, he was deeply moved by his own hardship, presumably if the target of the robbery still has humanity, he should also understand his urgent desire for respect, right?
The best way to respect is to hand over the money and chrysanthemums without resistance."
AhhBang!
”However, he was answered by a sneeze from Deadpool, a gunshot, followed by Wade's relieved voice: "Oops, it's finally out, it's so cool."
Hey?
Why do you have a hole in your head?
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Wow, didn't I just walk away for a while, I didn't listen to what you said, you were so excited that you committed suicide, what a ruthless person, I was in Deathpool!
”After speaking, he also gave the corpse a thumbs up, then put away the still smoking gun, and shook his head with admiration as he stepped past the corpse.At this time, the patrol officer who heard the gunshots also came, and a fat policeman ate a doughnut and asked the witnesses present: "Deadpool, did you kill someone?"
”"No, police brother, I'm a mercenary, no one pays me, I won't kill, look at this poor creature, like someone will pay for his life?"
Wade spread his hands and said that he was very innocent, he just wanted to sneeze and look at the sun, and then the man committed suicide, and he didn't know anything.The two policemen took coffee and inspected the scene, and the fat policeman handed the drink to his partner and picked up the walkie-talkie pinned to his shoulder: "Main station, we are 1203 car, there is a black man in the back alley of the bank who committed suicide after taking drugs, send someone to dispose of the body." ”"The main station has received it, and the support will arrive within two hours, please protect the scene."
Listening to the voice on the walkie-talkie, the fat cop waved his hand at Deadpool, signaling that he could go, this is New York, when will a black man die in one hundred and eighty?
He's an old cop, of course he knows that Deadpool is suspicious, but for the sake of a poisonous bug?
Hungry?
Let the forensic doctor pull it to make a report casually, and then treat it as a suicide, this person is also an orphan, and he will be taken to the funeral home to burn it, which is good for everyone.Wade was also very happy, he felt that the two policemen were very sensible, and he could finally go to Peter.It's not far from Queens, but it's better to take a bus, it's not good to always meet this kind of ruthless person in the alley, suicide at every turn, it's crazy, New York is really a terrible big city, how many young people have disappeared in this steel jungle.Alas!
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