Coming to Peter's door, his aunt might have gone out to work, and he didn't reply to the text messages to the bugs.But it didn't bother Deadpool, who pulled a lock pick out of his trouser pocket and opened the door to Bug's house on the spot.Holding back a smile, I passed the living room on the first floor, walked up the creaking stairs to the second floor, came to Peter's door, and carefully pushed it open.I saw that Peter was still asleep, and I didn't know what he was dreaming about, the boy still had a shy smile on his face, and Deadpool's eyes rolled in the quilt, and he was thinking about it.Looking at Peter's little face in the bed, and then at the adolescent boy's messy room, Wade lifted his half-pulled mask and exhaled deeply towards the sleeping boy."
Ha~~~" "Ahem, ahem!"
”Peter Parker coughed violently in his sleep, and his original smile turned into a frightened color, and his dream should have become terrifying in an instant, and he was even choked with tears.The small bag under the quilt suddenly collapsed."
Pss Ahem, Ernie sauce, get up, or people are going to do something shameful to you. ”The evil Deadpool laughed and leaned close to Peter's ear, pinching his throat to mimic his cousin's demonic voice with a voice changer."
No !!"
Peter sat up in his sleep and breathed as violently as if he had been suffocated underwater and re-ashore, the cold sweat on his head rolled down, and the T-shirt he was wearing as pajamas was soaked in an instant.If it weren't for the fact that he remembered that he was Spider-Man in his dream, he would have wet the bed.He originally had a good dream that he and his girlfriend went to an amusement park, where they enjoyed various projects, had a pleasant day, and then ate ice cream together at sunset, everyone was happy, the atmosphere became ambiguous, and even Gwen secretly took his hand.But in the next second, all the ice cream turned into, and then the girls around him turned into rotten faces like Deadpool, and they all looked at him with drooling and wanted to do something shameful with him.He was immediately awakened."
Hahaha!"
Seeing Peter's tragic situation, Deadpool couldn't help but roll on the floor with laughter, he and Bug have a good relationship, and the two often play pranks on each other.Although his cousin is not a particularly serious person, Slade can't afford to turn his face at every turn, and his hands are always slippery, which is boring, and Peter is still fun."
Wade!"
Peter was startled by the loud laughter behind him, and automatically bounced to the ceiling and grabbed there, and after seeing who did it, he was so angry that his face turned red: "You pay me for my good dreams!"
I went out on patrol last night, and today I finally took a break, and you bothered me again!
”"We're friends, I'm here to play with you, what's the point of sleeping?
Today I made money, take you to a good place. ”Deadpool naturally lay down on Peter's bed, covered with the boy's little quilt, and squinted his eyes pleasantly."
Good place?
Arcade?
”Peter jumped off the ceiling and reluctantly walked to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, as an otaku, a lot of the common language he and Wade shared was on video games, and subconsciously thought it was an arcade."
Oh, I don't think you really know howl?
I'm not only going to take you to see Haokang, but also to help you 'get on the DUA Lang'." ”Wade followed Peter into the bathroom, smiling lewdly as he reached out and touched Peter's thigh.Spider-Man's thighs are strong.He felt that it was time for Worm to get in touch with adult entertainment, and while most nightclubs were closed during the day, Sister Margaret's Bar was a mercenary stronghold, and there was always alcohol and girls in that place."
Huh?
What does that mean?
”Peter slapped Deadpool's dirty hands off and continued to froth his teeth: "Do you speak Vietnamese?"
Grunt...
Bah!
”"Don't ask so much, it's a good thing anyway, just come with me, I'm having a treat today, it's not bad money!"
Deadpool pulled a handful of bills out of both trouser pockets and opened them like two fans, fanning Peter as if he were about to send out the scent of ink.The worm was very curious and a little excited, but after hesitating for a moment, he still rejected his friend's suggestion."
I'm sorry, Wade, I can't hang out with you today, I made an appointment with MJ and them, we want to go on an outing together, and by the way, find a place where no one is there to practice tactical cooperation, you know, we are superheroes, how to better protect the masses is what I care about.""
Come on, come on, poof!"
Deadpool stuck out his tongue and scoffed at the worm's claim: "Don't try to fool me Detective Deadpool!"
I know what teenagers like you are thinking, what kind of training tactics are coordinated, but in fact, they just want to sneak their bodies when they are exercising together, right?
”"What, what?
I didn't!
You are talking nonsense!
No!
”Peter suddenly panicked, and the toothbrush jar in his hand fell off: "Lewd, your thinking is too obscene!"
Get out of my house, you've made all the air I breathe sleazy. ”Deadpool sighed, and a pair of small white eyes on his mask showed a helpless expression: "You'll know later, it's interesting to talk about that little thing between men and women, in fact, they also want to take advantage of you." ”"Really?
Am I attractive?
Do they want to touch me too?
”Peter was a little pleased, and quickly looked in the mirror.However, Deadpool's gaze had become sharper, and he stretched out a finger to point at his friend, and covered the bridge of his nose with the other hand to support the non-existent glasses: "You said 'also'?"
So there is only one truth!
Your heart is greedy for their bodies, you are cheap!
......Same with me, hehe.Brother Spider, let me tell you, there is nothing to be shy about, so you just ask them directly if they want to sleep with you.In my opinion, they must be willing, who called you a little fresh meat, although you look a little rustic, you are still a poor virgin, you can't speak well, you can't even drink, but you can barely count a little bit like when I was young. ”After speaking, he shook his head solemnly and leaned against the bathroom door frame like a male model on the catwalk.When I was young, wearing camouflage uniforms and slippers, carrying a Wilson 47 rifle, standing in the middle of a group of black uncles, that was the most beautiful cub, and there was no one more handsome than himself among the young soldiers.Even if there were, I was lost by shooting a black gun in the back."
Get out, you're going to bully me, and I don't believe what you say now."
Peter glared at Deadpool, went back to the bedroom to change clothes, turned his uniform out of the garbage heap and stuffed it into his school bag and prepared to go out: "I'm leaving now, you leave for me too, my aunt won't let me play with you." ”"Alas, boy, you don't know what you're missing out on rejecting my advice, but, okay, you might be better suited to the pure love play."
Wade pushed open the bedroom window, sat on the window frame and prepared to go out, and suddenly turned around: "Then do we still play Monster Hunter online at night?"
Or is it old time?
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”Peter also sat on the windowsill, patted Wade on the shoulder, and said domineeringly: "Of course, today we have to fight the Tianhui Dragon, God can't save it, I said!"
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