After making an appointment for tonight's video game night, Wade compromised, although he was a bit of a jerk, but he would not destroy the innocent love of his friend.But leaving Bug's house and walking alone on the way to the bar, he looked at the street with cars and suddenly felt a sense of emptiness.Vanessa is often away from home, Enoz always flies with Domino, and the young ladies she finds are just for show, so where is her home?
Thinking of this, a black and yellow figure suddenly flashed through his mind."
No, that's my cousin's house, and he's still in the swamp now, only gin is in the house, it's not suitable for me in the past, the handsome uncle and sister-in-law are alone, and they will gossip when they are seen, so don't make up your mind."
Looking up at the sky above the street, he muttered to himself and waved his hand to the side, as if to dispel the confusion of thoughts.But at this moment, he suddenly fell into the sewer below, and I don't know who stole the manhole cover, so that he came directly into a free fall.With a snap, he fell on the cold concrete walkway, his legs were broken on the spot, and the stubble of his bones came out of his pants, and it probably took a little time to heal himself.But maybe it was a blessing in disguise, and after his eyes adjusted to the dim underground light, he found that there was a super beautiful woman beside him who happened to be watching him all the time.The woman was wearing a very revealing swimsuit-style armor with a purple veil on her body, and I don't know if it was an illusion, her skin seemed to be glowing with lilac.But these are not important, the key is that she is convex and backward, and the whole person exudes a strong charm."
Deadpool?
Wade Wilson?
”"It's down there, I'm the passionate red rose among the mercenaries, Deadpool, hello beauty."
Wade instantly took out a rose from his trouser pocket, gently put it in his mouth, and said chicly: "Although it may be a little presumptuous, there is a question that has been haunting my mind since I saw you, that is-about?"
I have something...
Specialty. ”If it weren't for the fact that Deadpool had a large pool of blood under him, and that it was still a foul-smelling sewer, this scene would probably be quite romantic.Probably.The woman laughed, her fingers reaching out and picking up his chin, ripping off the mask and looking at it, and then cracking Wade's lower lip and looking at his teeth as if she were examining a brute.Then she nodded with satisfaction, hugged the two mountains on her chest and straightened up: "You are quite handsome, as for wanting to sleep with me?"
It depends on your performance, I need you to help me kill a few people. ”"No problem, give me a kiss as a deposit, and then watch my performance."
Deadpool's legs healed instantly, and he bounced up from the ground and offered the rose in his mouth to the woman, "But before we get into bed, I want to ask what to call you?"
”The woman took the flower and sniffed it, showed a delicate smile, and as she turned to leave, she hooked her finger at Deadpool and asked him to follow: "I'm Shakira, you can call me Her Majesty, the time has come, I've been waiting for you for a long time......
"Queen?"
Wade, who always dealt with prostitutes, mercenaries, and spiritual sisters, suddenly breathed heavily, and the woman's strength and arrogance made him feel a new stimulus. ...................................Su Ming silently lifted a fish-man from his lower arm, and the fish-man who had made a round hole in his chest splashed the internal organs of his body, but he was strangled and cleaned up in the next second."
No, the fish-people in this area don't have any memories of seeing the monster last night."
The death knell shrugged at Professor Xu on the shore, followed the slime and smell to the water's edge, and the trace was broken, and the unshaped monster seemed to have entered the water.So Su Ming wanted to ask the local residents about it, but the indigenous fishmen here were not very cooperative, so the only way to do that was to let the strangulation get information from their heads."
Meow, that's it, Master Su."
Xu Xian shook her head, because of the muddy environment in the swamp, she had always maintained her elemental form floating in mid-air: "Let me prepare to cast a spell, since you said that humanoids exist in this big swamp, then I will contact him to ask." ”"Do you know him?"
Su Ming naturally wouldn't refuse, but the humanoid was almost an antihero with autism, and he didn't contact anyone except for S.H.I.E.L.D.'
s Roaring Commandos and Midnight Commandos, as well as a few people in this orange town.Soak in the depths of the swamp all day long, and naturally there can't be any mobile phone-like communication tools, and it's a bit similar to the swamp monster next door, and the humanoid brain is not very good.The swamp monster is the spokesperson for the greenery of all things, so cutting down a tree is tantamount to cutting down his entire family.The humanoid is a skeleton wrapped in vines, and he treats plants as his family, so large-scale destruction of plants in the Swamp is equivalent to cutting down his entire family.Su Ming's original plan was to cut down the tree, maybe the humanoid would be angry at first, but it didn't matter, the Supreme Mage was the best at 'convincing people with reason'."
I don't know, but I've seen it in the intelligence of the Spear Bureau, and he should be some kind of plant strictly speaking, right?"
Professor Xu pulled out a yellow talisman from the cloud on his cuff, and his cat's eyes blinked: "Then the Five Elements Dao Technique is used to search for mountain spirits and wood monsters, and it happens to be a professional counterpart." ”The death knell who floated out of the water shook the water on his body, and knocked Leonid on the head with his hand: "Look at how Teacher Xu does it, and you still don't study it seriously?"
”"He can't learn, don't beat him."
Professor Xu covered his mouth and snickered while casting spells, and she was also very happy to see the degenerate capitalist boy being beaten, but after all, he was also a mage who guarded the earth, and it was not good to be stupid, so he persuaded out loud: "Dao is a kind of immortal law, using the power of the leylines and the five elements, and those who can learn must have the blood of the Celestial Empire. ”Hearing this explanation, Leonid looked at his master with resentment: "Teacher, you see, it's really not that I don't want to learn, it's that I can't learn. ”Who knew that the death knell struck him on the head again: "Why don't you wear a hat?"
Who told you to step on your left foot first?
Why do you have to knock the big end when you break an egg?
”“......
I've always beaten eggs with the small end. ”Leonid seemed wronged, rubbing his head and muttering quietly."
Dare to talk back?
I'll fight!
”The death knell struck another finger, looking very angry: "It seems that I want to tell Nikolai about your recent performance, just say that you think about women every day, you don't want to be motivated at all, and you will be eliminated by society." ”"No, don't say it, teacher, I was wrong, I won't dare in the future."
Leonid begged for mercy on the spot, and once again realized that if Deathstroke wanted to hit him, it was best to suffer in silence, because the Supreme Mage could not be wrong.Just when the master and apprentice were reconciled, the swamp in front of them also turned upside down, and a behemoth suddenly rose from under the water, and the splash on its body even formed a rainbow.Su Ming abandoned the words of educating his apprentices, and stepped in front of everyone, his black and yellow mask rose, and his voice became like a demon: "Humanoid, I have something I want to talk to you about." ”(