Wade is cheap, but he is not his cousin Slade, and Deadpool will not kill beautiful women.Therefore, taking out the grenade is just a joke, and it will not really detonate, who would use the explosion to exit the normal person?
It's not the ultimate villain in a Hollywood movie......
After drinking the rich man's good wine and eating high-end expensive snacks, Wade still didn't drop the chain, his rotten mouth turned up and down, and he got down to business, asking Tony to go to Earth-10011 to play."
It's fun, it's full of Cthulhu monsters, and just one look can make you feel inspired, and inspiration is precious for a scientist like you, right?
In addition to this, I also saw a curious beauty over there, and her whole body was covered with a large honeycomb-like Nako, don't you want to see it?
”Compared to Deadpool, Tony is not so happy.After all, no one wants to get up close and personal with Deadpool in a confined space high in the air, and he still smells a bit fishy, like it came out of a pile of dead fish, a few points worse than before.Also, what exactly is Deadpool's focus?
Tony, that kind of monster woman, is about to throw up if you imagine it, okay?"
Gross...
No, I have everything now, and I want to live for two more years, why do you want to find me for all those mysterious things?
Find someone who knows magic. ”Deadpool nodded repeatedly, Tony really didn't seem to lack anything, he really didn't need to take risks.Still, he replied as his cousin taught: "To protect our planet?
”"You said that parallel universe exists, I believe it, because Peter also told me about the spider universe, he won't lie."
Tony took a sip of wine, took the cotton balls sent by the stewardess and stuffed them into his nostrils, and replied angrily: "But I don't see us being invaded now, I only heard you talk about you and Deathstroke invading other people's worlds, which sounds like aggression." ”In fact, whether it is an invasion or not, Tony probably understands in his heart that Death Knell will not do things for no reason.But he just didn't want to act with Deadpool, and just thinking about breathing the same air for a long time made Tony nauseous, feeling like a lot of tiny Deadpools were burrowing into his airways.The imagination of physicists always thinks about the worst-case scenario."
We fought back in self-defense, and the other party came over to do it first, probably?"
Deadpool scratched his butt and tore out a large piece of dead skin and threw it aside: "And if I said it was for a vacation in the past, would you want to go?"
Iron head, look at you, your eyes are blank, your beard is not shiny, it should be that being a superhero has hollowed out your spirit, you don't want to find a place full of vitality to recharge yourself?
”Wade pointed at himself and at Iron Man, he felt that he was much more handsome than Tony, which is the mental outlook that a protagonist should have."
Heh, I don't have anything to say to you, your brain is not normal, but I'm different."
Tony immediately took out a small mirror from the side to look at it, first touched his beard, and then adjusted the curls near his hairline: "A genius scientist like me never cares about how he looks, and wisdom is my greatest charm." ”"Well, since you don't want to go, forget it."
Deadpool stood up, adjusted his belt, and looked disappointed: "Although I really want to play with you, I can't help it if you don't cherish the opportunity to play, besides, there is Doom, the world's most talented scientist, in the team, and I don't understand why my cousin asked you by name." ”Hearing the name of Doctor Doom, Tony's mirror snapped on the table."
Victor von Doom?
You say he's the most talented scientist in the world?
Hehehe, who gave you the courage to say such ignorant words?
”Iron Man stood up, although the top of his head was only at Wade's chin, his momentum was like that of a giant, slowly adjusting his tie, and smiling crookedly: "With all due respect, Doctor Doom is not the smartest person on Earth at all, I am, you don't understand how far ahead I am in quantum technology and nanomaterials."
I have to say that Knell does know more than you, and this time I will go with you to let you see with your own eyes what Doom loses to me. ”After saying that, he didn't even wait for Wade to say anything, he went directly to the studio on the plane to change his armor, and after a while, he came out wearing a new suit that was all white, but the mask was gold."
Your new armor looks a lot more plain."
Deadpool circled around the iron man, trying to reach out and touch but was dodged, he didn't mind, just continued to think: "Didn't you always like the appearance of red in the past?"
Could it be that the paint has run out?
”Tony lifted his mask and rolled him angrily: "Jarvis, help me text Nick Fury and say I'm not going to the UK today." ”"Sir, why texting?"
The butler's voice came from the helmet."
Because I prefer he doesn't see, heck, don't ask, just do what you want."
Iron Man was a little speechless about his AI butler, he shook his head, and spoke to Deadpool again: "This is my newly developed MK39 suit, which can convert ubiquitous quantum into air, and its paint is also to pay tribute to the appearance of an astronaut, and it is difficult to explain it to someone like you who has no feelings." ”Deadpool jumped to his feet, his expression behind the mask became serious, and he screamed, "You must apologize to me!"
I have collected a full set of magazines from the inaugural issue to the present day, such as "Huahua X", "Ge X", "Good Xke" and so on, every time I take them out and read them, I can't help but drool, even if I know that some of the beauties who took the photo should be ninety years old, their teeth will fall out, their breasts will sag, and their skin will be loose like a flour pocket, but I still love them in the magazine, isn't this a feeling?!
”Facing Wade's righteous words, Tony was stunned for a moment, then looked at him with a different look, and whispered: "Actually, I also have the same collection......
Also, I watched the film of you and the aliens last time. ”"Hey, hey...
You still understand, then I don't need you to apologize, let's go, comrade, let's go to Captain Marvel now. ”Deadpool hooked Tony's neck and patted him on the shoulder, looking like a good buddy.But after listening to Deadpool's words, Iron Man looked very surprised, his eyes widened and he asked, "She also filmed that?"
”The corners of Wade's mouth skimmed downward, and he looked in the direction of no one with dead fish eyes, and said to himself: "Old iron, I suspect that Iron Man will be killed by Captain Marvel, you must know that my cousin said that super soldiers have super hearing, maybe she has heard it."
I declare in advance that everything has nothing to do with me, I am innocent, and the flight attendant on the plane is also innocent, and I hope that Carol can understand the truth of only punishing the worst
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