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Chapter 3040: Deadpool Who Loves to Sing


It turns out that although Carol has super hearing, she can't hear the conversation between the two in the plane over the North Atlantic in Antarctica, let alone the previous communication between the two LSPs.She was waiting for the construction of the space station of the Heavenly Sword Bureau in her hometown in Antarctica, and she could be said to have nothing to do recently.The U.S.

Air Force is not as trouble-prone as the Army, they prefer to sit in the office drinking coffee and blowing the air conditioner.Hearing that Death Knell was looking for her, she joined the team without saying a word, and she looked like she was grinding her fists, as if she couldn't wait."

Don't worry, guys, my cousin also said let me find someone, I'm not familiar with it, it seems to be called Rambo..."

Deadpool blocked Tony's gaze as he wanted to visit 'that tun', and took a note out of his pocket to look at it: "Oh, Monica Lambo, that's the name, it's somewhere in New Orleans' port district, do any of you know this person?"

”Carol wore her red and blue uniform, grabbed her gloves and put them on, and pulled up her long blond hair with a smile: "I've heard of this person, she used to fight some petty crimes, and was called 'Captain Marvel' by the local media, but Nick Fury must have talked to some people, and then she changed her name to Spectrum." ”Thinking about it this way, the competition for the hero code name is really fierce, but fortunately, his original military rank is captain (capta), so he naturally has an advantage."

Jarvis, help me search for information, Monica Lambo of New Orleans, Louisiana."

Tony's method is obviously more convenient, just investigate the S.H.I.E.L.D. database, and anyone with superpowers should be targeted by the black charcoal head.As a result, the details of Monica's ancestors of the eighteenth generation were projected out by the battle suit in the next second."

Well, the first ten generations of ancestors were all black slaves, very ordinary African-American background."

Deadpool craned his neck to look at the information, and nodded as he spoke: "The four generations after the Civil War are worse than black slaves, all of them are low-level laborers, well, slaves of capital." ”This is also common sense, even Deadpool, who is uneducated, knows that the Civil War ended in the victory of the Yankees, and the southern states could only recognize Lincoln's emancipation act.But how is the emancipation law?

The United States is a federal country, and each state has different state conditions.Louisiana, the southernmost state and the estuary of the Mississippi River, used to be an important source of coal and sugar cane in the United States, and these jobs were naturally done by black slaves.The slaves were emancipated, but the slave owners simply threw them out of the plantations and mines and let them into the factories.In the past, it was the master's whip that taught them a lesson, but after the liberation of the slaves, it was the factory director's whip, which is probably better?

Anyway, I can get a few dollars a month, and I finally don't have to eat at the owner's house, I can buy my own pot and cook outside.Thinking about it, Deadpool suddenly sings the classic Southern song "Susanna", as if he had become a black man himself, and got on the ferry from Alaba to Louisiana with a banjo to meet his sweetheart.As a result, I got on the ship, encountered a motor explosion, and reimbursed five hundred in one go, just like the song goes.Thinking of this, he swallowed his saliva and looked at the place where no one was squeezing his eyebrows: "I suddenly want to drink milk tea, and I want to drink Honey Snow Bingcheng." ”Tony, on the other hand, didn't care about Deadpool's unusual behavior from time to time, and continued to look at the background information of the spectrologist, her great-grandfather had joined the army during World War II, and Bucky had been in the 8th Division of the Army.After the war, I got some retirement money, and then I went back to my hometown to buy a house and found a job at the fire department.Black people get married and have children relatively early, and Howard only had a son like Tony in his later years, but the Lambo family has been passed down for four generations in the same time, and almost all generations are firefighters.And because Monica is a girl, it is not convenient to enter the manly business of the fire department, so she joins the harbor patrol of the Port of New Orleans with the help of her family and becomes a police officer.Looking at the resume again, it can be seen that he is a thorn, often suspended for disobeying the orders of his superiors, but often reinstated within a few days, more like a workaholic forced by the leader to take a vacation.She has a good interpersonal relationship and many subordinates are very fond of her."

Warm and generous, jealous and hateful, once because someone asked her for help outside the house in the middle of the night, she went into battle in a vacuum, wearing only a silk nightgown and going out on the street to fight with the gang......

Wait, Jarvis, is this really a S.H.I.E.L.D. archive?

”Tony, who unconsciously read out the contents of the report, tilted his head to reveal a black question mark.S.H.I.E.L.D. data should be a serious record, but what about the photos and street surveillance footage of the shootout scene?"

The taste is too light and boring, but I don't really know where she works."

Deadpool, who lost interest after glancing at the photo, looked at Carol with his finger in his hand and asked, "What kind of agency is the Port Patrol?"

One of a kind for the Coast Guard?

”Monica is pretty among blacks and has a good figure, but she, like Carol, has a kind of warrior-like toughness, which is not Wade's dish.This kind of strength is in the words of the Celestial Empire, it is a stunned person and not very smart."

No, the Coast Guard is part of the Department of Homeland Security, which is pretty much the military, but the Port Patrol is part of the policing system."

Captain Marvel is clear about this, after all, she is also a member of the army, in order to make it easier for the uneducated Deadpool to understand, she also kindly stretched out her hands and gestured: "You can think of them as police officers who patrol the boat to work, or marine police." ”Deadpool understood, and he slapped his palm with his fist: "It's the same cops who drove small speedboats along the river to arrest unlicensed anglers." ”In the United States, whether it is hunting or fishing, unless it is in your own territory, you must apply for a license.Deer hunting must have a deer hunting certificate, wolf hunting has a wolf hunting certificate, are different, different seasons of the year have different certificates, and fishing is the same.A fishing license is usually only $30, but some people just don't want to spend it, and they will be caught fishing without a license and fined."

It's almost understandable that catching people who fish without a license is one of the important responsibilities of the Marine Police, just like a New York patrol officer sticking a ticket on the street."

Carol heard Little Joe's suppressed screams from the barn behind her at this time, her face turned red, and she pulled Deadpool and Iron Man into the distance: "But looking at the information, this Monica is a police inspector, and her ability should be good." ”"Are you slaughtering livestock at home?

Interestingly, when I was in college, I once stole a pig and carried it to the roof of the school's ballroom in a hot air balloon to drop it, and the senior year was having a graduation ball, and you can't imagine the expressions of those old antique professors, which really makes me nostalgic. ”However, Tony still heard it, he became interested, and pointed to the barn: "It seems that I heard the sound of killing pigs, I may be able to help you make a set of automatic pig killing assembly line, let me go to visit the venue first......""

Don't look!

You heard it wrong!

Let's go now, to New Orleans. ”Carol grabbed Deadpool's neck without saying a word and shook his head vigorously, "Teleport us away." ”"Uh, I'm going to die, I can't breathe!

Hey, Suzanne, don't cry for me, I'm from Alabama, with my banjo on my lap......

"Deadpool is unwilling to give up this stalk, he was choked by the neck one second and looked like he was going to die, but the next second he started singing with the BGM, and he really imitated the southern accent of the black slave

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