While Deathstroke and his party are tinkering with the sacrificial ritual, Deadpool walks alone in the ruins of the city.It used to be New York, at least geographically, but now all that's left is broken bricks, and the smell of wind blows through the ruins, making a ghostly cry.Wade seemed to have lost his soul, his back was bent, his shoulders were drooping, and he dragged forward slowly with heavy steps, compared to the homeless homeless man, he was almost dragging a broken sack in his hand."
Alas!"
After walking for a while, he sighed, and from time to time he would look up at the sky covered with strange noodles, as if he didn't want his tears to flow.There was the wreckage of a shop not far away, presumably, the building had collapsed anyway, and only the half-pulled vending machine at the door remained, and the machine was still full of mushrooms, red umbrellas, and white poles.After coming to the machine and looking at it for a while, he reached out and took a pack of cigarettes from it, unpacked it and took one out of his mouth, and then groped his whole body.Subsequently, the plot gems were used to ignite the fire."
Uh~~~" spit out a puff of smoke, leaned against a piece of poisonous mushroom, and tilted his mouth: "Old iron, I don't want such a world, Deadpool and Vanessa here are better than dead......
But I couldn't save them, and I found that this gem was good for everything, except that it couldn't be used to save people, and it didn't have that function. ”The street wasn't empty, just a few paces in front of them, some cancerous pus-covered flesh balls rolled down the street, and they let out barbell-like laughter as they rolled.Hearing Deadpool's sloquette to himself, they looked at him curiously and chirped again, as if they wanted Wade to join them in their blind and boring wanderings, enjoying the simple pleasure of being loved."
Thank you for your kindness, I can understand your body language, it's as easy to understand as when I went to an indigenous tribe in Africa and the chieftain asked me to eat human flesh, but I'm on a mission, it's not a good time to go shopping."
Deadpool spoke to the meatballs, and they should be able to understand English anyway: "I'm just a little tired, take a little cigarette and take a break, by the way, do you know where Lord Marvel is?"
I want to him and restore the earth to its original state. ”"Twitter!"
The meatballs answered him in strange language, and then bounced off as if nothing had happened.Deadpool took another puff of cigarette and frowned together: "I found out that I couldn't understand what they said, I really regret it, my cousin kept asking me to learn a few more foreign languages, but I spent all my time studying on shit, and only now did I realize that I was the protagonist of the waste department." ”“......”"
Yes, I just used the gem, I'm not stupid, can I forget this?
But I still can't understand their words, and our language is like two parallel lines, never intersecting.Sure enough, the aliens all speak English, and only the Earth itself is the most difficult to communicate with. ”Wade scratched his face, spat to the side, licked his rotten lips and said: "But they are quite friendly, seeing their pus and bouncing appearance, I already have an idea, according to my strict logical thinking ability, as well as the precise intuition of mercenaries, plus the identity of the protagonist between heaven and earth, and the handsome and incomparably charming face, I have a way." ”The wind was blowing, and there was silence all around.“......”"
Don't worry about the details, I have an idea anyway."
Deadpool took off the boots on one of his feet and threw them into the sky: "My cousin once used the trick of throwing shoes to guide the way, there is no reason why he can't do it, anyway, as the protagonist, he is covered by the will of the universe, and he will follow its meaning." ”Tall red and black military boots swirled in the air, landing steadily under Deadpool's expectant gaze.But he forgot one thing, in the cancerous universe, even the earth was corrupted, the ground was a soft and sticky fungus blanket, and his shoes looked like they had fallen into a dung pit, their heels popping into the ground, and the toe of their shoes pointing squarely at the sky."
This is to make me go to heaven!
I can't fly, not this time. ”Saying this, he repaid the bill, jumped on one foot and picked up the shoe, and threw it again."
Poof!"
“......
No, I'm going to go underground again, I'm not a Slade, I'm completely different from the kind of 'hole' he is good at drilling. ”Deadpool shook his head again and again, and frowned at no one.Anyway, there is nothing to drill in this sewer, and I have already lost my way on the ground, so wouldn't it be even more black to go underground?
Pick up the shoes and throw them away."
Poof.""
It doesn't count.""
Poof.""
Not counting!"
.......Lost it more than a dozen times, anyway, it was either to the sky or to the ground, Deadpool rolled his eyes, whistled Susanna's song, and put his shoes back on without a trace: "Old iron, the weather is good today, you look at those insects in the sky, they are very comfortable, hehe, by the way, do you know how many ways to write the word 'love'?"
”“......”"
Who said I digressed from the subject?
Says who?
I didn't!
Look at my eyes, how clear and pure, I don't lie, don't believe?
Then I'll split a fork for the old irons, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”After saying that, he came to an air split on the spot, and this matter was unilaterally revealed.But the problem was still not solved, although the cousin did not give a clear task, only said that he would let himself come to the earth to play and play in a high-profile manner.But after seeing the tragic situation of his other self, Deadpool spontaneously decided to kill Lord Marvel and restore the world to peace, so he must first find out where the other party is.It's best not to have too complicated paths, even the subway is out of service here, and the traffic is not very convenient.Turning his back to the camera, he put his head against the vending machine, took out the gem and whispered, "Gem, gem, can you teleport me directly to Lord Marwel?"
Let me hack him to death with a single sword?
Now I'm embarrassed, I can't use the trick of throwing shoes, so I can't get off the stage!
”Well, the plot continuity gem isn't a panacea either, and another flaw in it is that it really can't speak.So it didn't move, and it seemed to be passively resistant."
Ahem!
I've got a solution. ”Deadpool coughed, turned his head again, pinched the cigarette in his mouth and took a sharp puff, threw it on the ground and trampled it out, making a sticky kick: "The gem secretly told me just now, let me go south, so we'll go south." ”After saying that, Deadpool probably identified the direction, but because he couldn't see the sun and the sky, a lot of means of identifying the direction were out of condition, and he could only move forward intuitively.He walked to the north in the ruins of the city, anyway, New York must be a special place with many disasters, just look for it in the city, yes.