"Today's wind is a bit noisy, and according to my experience, I should soon encounter the enemy."
All the way north, Deadpool walked so much that his legs and stomach cramped, and there was still no valuable discovery, but his mouth was never idle, and he kept thinking to the non-existent audience: "Many of you may think that my cousin is good at dealing with giant monsters, but in fact, I am not bad, I have a perfect set of tactics, which will teach you."
When encountering a giant monster, you can take the opportunity to disembowel the enemy, which is equivalent to half the victory, and when the opponent's intestines and stomach flow to the ground, you fart into his empty abdomen, and he will definitely be killed on the spot. ”As he spoke, his restless hands were still gesturing in front of him, mimicking the angle from which the knife was drawn, and how to pull out the intestines and tie the knots.When it came to the end, he spat and smiled.But at this moment, a huge monster suddenly emerged from under the broken depression of the street in front of him.It was a nightmarish black form, an amorphous body that stenched and squirmed forward.It looked like melted asphalt, but it was an amorphous mass of protoplasm swollen with a faint glow.Tens of thousands of pus-like eyes emitting green light continue to form and decompose on its surface, and tentacles that are like vines that are fused and separated dance wildly in the air, revealing a special rhythm that humans cannot understand and cannot describe."
Look, what's going on?"
Deadpool turned his head and smiled, he analyzed as if he was possessed by the god of war: "The other monsters are friendly to me, which means that they are still human, but this giant monster blocked my way as soon as it came out, it must be some kind of small boss arranged on the mission route, and I used it to brush up on experience." ”“......”"
Yes, that's right, I'm going to show you my tactics, first, accelerate the run, and then pull out the weapon during the sliding shovel......"
He immediately used the monster in front of him as a sample, and saw that it was demonstrative, as if he was going to sell his own tactical program."
Ah~~~ I'll shovel!"
Like a soccer player shoveling the crucial final ball, Deadpool slashed across the wet and slippery ground with an extreme side lunge, and slid down the enemy's fat body with a foul-smelling splash of water from a few dozen meters away.However, the results were not as expected."
Porphyry."
The shovel is shoveled, with one leg in front, leaning back, and one hand on the ground, forming a perfect triangular structure, according to the theory, the other party should be shoveled into the sky by this 'wedge'-like structure.But the sharp horn at the front of the triangle pierced into the other's body, and in a sound that resembled a hand stabbing into jelly, the entire calf sank into it.Deadpool lost his balance and sat on the ground, while the opponent's eyes with thousands of snake-like vertical pupils instantly locked him in with green light."
Taclily?"
The monster let out a strange cry that seemed to come from a nightmare, but with a mocking emotion.It doesn't have a mouth, but its voice is audible to Deadpool."
If I say it's a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"
Wade, who swallowed a mouthful of saliva, lifted his foot out of the bubble body that seemed to be filled with black pus, and reached out to help the other party rub the position where he was kicked just now, and asked shyly."
Buzz!
Syllable!
”The other party didn't answer, but just jerked Deadpool with a tentacle to help him take off in the terrifying sound of breaking the air.If you watch baseball a lot, you can see that it was a perfect home run, with impeccable angles and power.The sheer force turned Deadpool into a star in the sky almost instantly, and if it weren't for the plot continuity gem, I'm afraid he would have been blown into a cloud of blood mist on the spot.But it's okay now, the bones and internal organs of the whole body are broken, and the whole person is like a bag of water in the uniform, but it doesn't fall apart, and it's quite reasonable anyway.But even though he tried his best to protect his face and preserve his handsome appearance, the huge bombardment he endured was no less than being hit by an interstellar battleship at full speed, and the person flew out for dozens of kilometers, but the boots were still dangling in front of the monster, as if to prove that someone had been here."
What a nasty feeling!"
Deadpool squirmed in mid-air and changed positions, shuttling through the clouds of insect swarms like a reclining Buddha, shattering the 'flying surfaces', and he took the opportunity to explain, "Do you think I'm going to say that?"
That's wrong, this isn't the world of Pokemon, it's useless to say that, it's supposed to be some kind of cutscene, you know?
I'm going to be sent somewhere. ”Whatever he wanted, he stumbled into an invisible object, not a flying monster made of flesh and blood, but a familiar steel spaceship shell.With a bang, he crashed through the hull of the ship, sticking in the corridor of the spaceship like a puddle of rotten meat, and two eyeballs also fell out of their sockets, connected by the optic nerve, and bounced up and down in front of his chest.But even then, he was able to speak: "Look, I'm right, right?
Isn't this entering a secret location, and in my experience, there should be a treasure chest or some artifact nearby. ”Activating the gem, he immediately recovered himself, tearing himself off the wall, and looking at the humanoid gap that had been smashed into the other wall, he immediately found a reason to explain.But apparently, this place is not like some mysterious magical location, but more like a high-tech spaceship, with white walls and ceilings, and automatic fire extinguishing devices in operation, which immediately spray him with white sticky things."
Oh, the ship, it looks like it's a spherical spaceship, and it always feels like someone told me about it."
He wiped his face and tried his best to recall, but he lost his memory again, so he no longer insisted on it, but smiled lightly: "Forget it, anyway, go around and see if there is anything valuable, the owner of this spaceship doesn't know who it is, how neurotic it should be if he likes white so much?"
”With that, he began to pace the ringed hallway, looking around with his weapon, prying open every door he passed by, and peeking in.However, even if he saw any equipment, it was all high-tech that he couldn't understand, and it was the kind of instrument that looked very powerful.After walking a long way, he buckled the dead skin on his buttocks: "Strange, why is there no one here?"
I'd like to ask someone for some information. ”Just as he said, the eyeball-shaped stealth spaceship was empty, whether it was the layer he crashed into, or the different layers up and down, just to see the traces of people who had lived in the past.There were no people, no dead bodies, only the almost imperceptible sound of the engines running as the ship was running, and there was only a dead silence.After a moment of silence, Wade suddenly hammered his palm with his fist: "Understood, it must be that the crew here collectively ate their stomachs and went to the toilet, right?"
Let me look for it, and throw a firecracker into the compartment, hehe......"