Harley didn't think about helping Deadpool organize any weddings in the first place, she just wanted to have fun and have some fun in the Happy Home Universe of Deathknell.She said that she was going out to buy things for Deadpool's wedding, but as a psychology expert, Hallie had a very high level of control over people's hearts, and when she arrived at the shopping location, she told her new girlfriends: "To go to someone else's wedding, you must have clothes that can meet people, right?"
”So the whole thing went off the rails, from planning to help Deadpool buy some wedding supplies, to a competition for the women to wrap themselves.Because Hallie is right, although the wedding is not a serious occasion like an international conference, it is a large-scale social scene after all, and I heard that Deadpool invited many people, and many women......
What about other women who go to weddings and dress like princesses, and when you go, you wear a big T-shirt that you usually wear when you cook?
Harley took advantage of her instinct to 'compare' and with the adjutant's consent, she played a virtual heist.Hela is a veteran of armed robbery, after all, she is the eldest princess of Asgard, she once robbed many countries with the young Odin, and she misses it for a long time without committing a crime.Gwen is a novice who has never experienced robbery, but she has no psychological barrier at all, her wish is to live and live well, as for how to achieve a high quality of life?
are all mercenaries, how can there be so much moral attention.As for Daisy, she was even more eager to try, anyway, Death Knell agreed, what about her playing with her sisters?
Thor's blast open the mall gates, the goddess of the underworld takes down the security guards, Harley puts on makeup for the unconscious, Gwen takes care of moving them back to the guardhouse, and the duck follows the wind.In fact, there is no need to look at the wind, and the adjutant has already informed the police station that it is a 'robbery drill', so naturally no one will come.Hallie and her entourage began a happy zero-dollar shopping trip, although they are all death knell things, but they come to choose like thieves in the middle of the night, and visiting the mall during the day are completely different feelings.One person first picks out a few clothes, and when you have good clothes, you have to get matching shoes, and then look at jewelry when you have shoes and hats, and then go to eat something and do a beauty nail art when you are tired of shopping.This is the case with integrated shopping malls, which are much more interesting than supermarkets.Anyway, Hallie was so happy that she kept laughing, when she was in DC, Xiao Dai wouldn't play like this with her, Wonder Woman was still too serious, it is estimated that even if the death knell asked her to grab it, she would not do it.Walking to the crowd, the little madman stretched out a finger and poked Deadpool, who seemed to have turned gray and white: "Hey, what's wrong with you, why do you look so disappointed?"
Something sad to say makes me happy. ”"You don't understand the pain of earning money to support your family."
Deadpool turned his back to Hallie, and even sobbed, making a strangulation-like sound: "Boom......"
But he secretly looked sideways at Hallie's expression, obviously there was some new plan, it was just a miserab.It's a pity that Harley is present, and if it's Gin, maybe she'll take care of Deadpool, after all, it's a relative.But the little madman is a woman who does things according to her mood, so she is too lazy to meddle."
Oh, come on, then."
After saying this, she turned around and left with the war hammer, and the empty little hand beckoned the sisters together: "Let's go, let's go, there is a zoo in the suburbs, where lions and tigers are raised, and we will go over the wall to secretly pet the cat." ”Strictly speaking, it was Howard's zoo, which he had hired to build decades ago in order to pursue Mary.However, Howard is also a dead man on the surface, and Tony is not an animal protectionist, and at his father's funeral, he resold it to the Wilson Group when he cooperated with the Gin Talk Consortium.The girls seemed to have completely forgotten that Deadpool was going to get married, and they all followed Harley, and Daisy, who had the best heart, helped Deadpool close the door of the security room so that he could sleep with these security guards.Deadpool sat up and looked at the door with eyes like dead fish: "......"
Maybe it was his resentment that moved heaven and earth, and dozens of seconds later, the footsteps of several people came from outside the door again.Is it that Hallie has a change of heart and is ready to give her brother-in-law a little support?
He immediately lay back down, found a nest in the crowd, adjusted the position of his head, and continued to imitate the cry of strangulation.......The door opened, someone came in, the light shone on Deadpool's ass, and the rancid smell rolled in the limited space as Deadpool spoke: "You know, I love my cousin the most, but he is very stingy and dark, and he never gives me pocket money, I want to make a news now, promote my house of everything......"
The person was silent for a moment, and then spoke: "God killer, crowbar form, someone will be in the news tomorrow because of the severe prolapse of the chrysanthemum." ”"Crush the dish!"
Hearing the voice that seemed to be a demon's whisper, Deadpool jumped up on the spot, covering his ass and turning in the air more than 300 degrees to make sure he could face his cousin."
Poof!"
But the death knell had expected it, the familiar dagger, or the familiar owl's big eyes, firmly rooted in his belly, and the familiar explanation."
Ah, my hand slipped."
Deadpool fell, clutching his belly and lying on top of the unconscious security guards, kicking his legs as if he was about to die.But the man in the dark didn't mean to worry, but instead lectured to the young girl behind him: "Ordinary people will have uncontrolled excretion during the near death, if you want to kill someone in the future, the other party just kicks his legs and rolls around, it is fake death, understand?"
”The female detective in a black leather jacket nodded repeatedly: "I learned, but isn't he your cousin?"
”In fact, the horse-faced Thor is also suspicious, but he is more receptive, after all, he heard that Loki has stabbed Thor with a dagger before, and this is how some brothers express intimate feelings."
He can't die anyway."
Deathbell wiped the dagger in his hand, put it away, and hugged his arm to watch Wade sell cute.Deadpool, whose intestines were rotten, rolled around, covered his belly and gasped, and then began to hold something hard, but after a while he gave up and sat up to spread his hands."
I didn't eat a day yesterday, and I ate some fried onion rings with the captain in the evening, and I really couldn't squeeze out Xiang, not because I didn't want to imitate the near-death scene more realistically, but the conditions didn't allow it."
He turned his head to look at the empty area and called, "Director!
Is it okay to use props?
Get some chocolate sauce!
”Deathbell slapped him on the head and lifted him up like a cat: "Stop playing tricks, we're going to go to the Time Authority headquarters in the gap in the timeline and use your belt and gems." ”"Ahem, yes, but you know."
Wade in the darkness turned his head and coughed dryly, rubbing his fingers quickly.