"You're so annoying up and down, and why can you feel like you're comfortable through the mask?"
Su Ming hurriedly grabbed Wade beside him, this person was in a loop, and the teleportation belt also had a cheap-sounding 'whoosh' sound.If this continues, Zubado is not dead, and Knell himself will have a nervous breakdown first.The cousin who was being carried tilted his head in confusion, he took out a new uniform from his underwear and twisted it to put it on, saying as he wore it: "Up and down is the easiest way for humans to be happy, everyone who understands it, and am I so happy?"
Have it?
”Looking at the contours of the corners of Wade's mouth that seemed to have turned into a laughing bat under Wade's mask, Su Ming sighed, if anyone who is not blind can see it, right?"
Okay, don't talk about those useless ones, hurry up and get rid of this guy with octopus tentacles on his chin, I still have something to do on Earth 0."
The cousin snapped his cousin's face and asked him to look at the cloaked man floating in the distance, pointing at the other party and then at Deadpool's eyes: "The one over there, the one you had a friendly interaction with just now." ”"Oh yes, it's just this monster who fell in love with me, didn't you?"
Wade writhed like a maggot and put on his uniform, and took out a set of equipment that seemed to be a jetpack from his uniform pocket, and suspended it next to Su Ming with the device that made a tractor-like 'dong dong' sound, he lifted his pants hard, took off his hood and revealed his face like thin mixed with cheese residue: "Anyway, he handed it over to me, you just watched it, seriously, I'm not very good at dealing with suitors, because I'm so good that I don't want them to be sad at all......"
He also smiled with a crooked grin, his rotten tongue slowly sliding down his lower lip, and his Adam's apple rolling up and down!
Seem...
It's not impossible for a creature with tentacles on its face and an unknown body?
And in the face of this scene that would make people crazy, Su Ming just calmly spit out two words: "Deduction of money." ”"But I can't help it!
The reality is so cruel and dark!
If I can't leave his grave on this earth, my commission will have no future!
For a world that is pure for the sake of blue!
Wade Zagu, together with Maas!
”Deadpool, whose painting style changed instantly, immediately changed his words, and even inexplicably ignited, kicked his feet in the air, and flew towards the enemy with equipment like a pesticide canist.Sudden Sudden Sudden ......
The distance between the two of them and Zubado was about six or seven hundred meters, and his tractor-like flying backpack flew for more than ten seconds before it was halfway there.There was silence between heaven and earth, and there seemed to be only the sound of the engine.It's so slow, his jetpack is so slow, not only is the noise very loud, but there is also a heavy black smoke exhaust, like a coal-burning boiler, fortunately, this is a radiation apocalypse, and no one will care about environmental protection issues.I don't know if it was his defenseless appearance that made the enemy feel unthreatened, or because of the rotten avocado known as the face that made Zubado feel the kindness of his kind, and during Deadpool's flight, the other party not only did not attack, but even tilted his head as if thinking about something.In this way, under the gaze of everyone, he flew crookedly for more than ten seconds, and finally came to the front of the enemy, about five or six meters away, and then put on a 'Er Qiao Li' posture, sighed, and said to the cloaked man: "You kill yourself, otherwise let me do it, maybe the scene will be ugly." ”Zubado: "???
”Although this person does look a little disgusting, and his stomach is inexplicably tumbling over the river, this person is so weak, why is his posture and tone so arrogant?
Seeing that the cloaked man's head was tilted to the other side and did not respond, Wade suddenly realized and nodded again and again: "Really?"
Is it unwilling to commit suicide?
Well, that's right, people do prefer to see is believing, and I suddenly told you this, you may not be easy to accept, so I'll be serious and let you see my strength. ”After speaking, he changed his posture, which seemed to be the starting style of Tai Chi, but his body was crooked so much that his legs turned into side lunges.Hearing him say this, the pair of red eyes under Zubado's hood narrowed, and then raised the giant sword in his hand, and the black smoke filled with it, obviously meaning to learn Deadpool's tricks.He stared at the strange man in front of him with an extremely low voice, and silently raised his vigilance, he had already dealt with the strength of the black and yellow armor man's martial arts before, so this person in red and black tights could be found as reinforcements, it should be stronger, right?
And he hasn't even figured out the mechanism of the other party's teleportation, is such an exaggerated fighting starting style a martial art related to some kind of spatial concept?
We must be prepared.But if Deadpool can guess what to do next, then this thing doesn't deserve to be called the most unexpected mercenary.Seeing that the octopus face was very respectful of himself, Wade smiled slightly, and the rotten avocado showed a gap, and the brown teeth stained with cigarette stains and vegetable leaves were exposed, and he slapped himself on the side of the waist and launched an attack."
Enjoy, Lucky Love Cookie!"
BGM flows out of the small MP3, and the dynamic music is still a little sweet, and this spiritual sweetness, mixed with the stench of Wade in reality, probably made Zubado have an illusion like eating fried stinky tofu.Smells stinky, but tastes good?
No, in fact, it's just that the other party is at a loss, Zubado thought that Deadpool was holding back some kind of planet burst or something, but he didn't expect it to be a song and dance performance.The first time he saw a creature singing and dancing on the battlefield, his brain was a little short circuited for a while, and he didn't know what to do to react.This hesitation gave Deadpool a chance to play, and he flew a k at the octopus face, and then sang loudly in a energetic dance."
Do you know how much I like you in my heart, but you don't seem to care much about me, and I can't remember the psychological preparation for the first time I fell out of love......"
He has throat cancer, lung cancer, bronchial cancer and other respiratory diseases, don't expect him to sing well, but his movements are very riotous, not only the dancing movements are like washing eggs for an elephant, but the pair of thief eyes are full of complex love, constantly throwing winks at Zubado, shaking his eyebrows.Even though he didn't have eyebrows at all because of skin cancer, even the skin on his brow bone was rotten.But love should be mutual, in Wade's view, Octopus Face fell in love with him, but he couldn't give him a response, and he was forced to kill Octopus Face under the pressure of his cousin's deduction of money, who can understand this painful and tangled mood?
So he integrated his complex emotions into dances and songs, hoping that the other party could take the initiative to commit suicide after understanding it, and not make it difficult for him.As for this brand new song and dance, he learned it from the Time Authority's records when he was idle lately, and the TVA is such a great place.