"Take a bite, love luck cookies, maybe tomorrow, don't worry too much......"
Deadpool sings and dances, that is, there are no stage lights and reverberation effects in mid-air, plus he forgot to put on his shoes and exposes his dirty and hard socks, but he still sings in tune, and the action of rubbing the fireball is quite standard.How so?
It can only be said that it is so weird that it is emotional, at least a group of people in the wave who are paying attention to the battlefield from a distance at this time basically vomit at this time.Deadpool's appearance simply looks like a zombie falling into a dung pit mixed with bleeding, as long as the viewer has a little more willpower, he can probably reluctantly accept it, probably.But as he speaks or makes expressions, or even gestures, the nausea of the whole person will rise exponentially, and basically few people who see his face can insist on not throwing up.The people who were still eating hot pot and singing songs just now, now only Bobo and Hallie can still sit in place and watch the show, everyone else has run to grab the toilet, even Cindy didn't carry it, it's not the first time she has seen Deadpool, but it's the first time to see this slut dancing, and the feeling is indescribable.It's like he's sprinkled joy directly into other people's heads, shaking off the skin debris and pus on the ground, and still defecating with wild vitality."
Speaking of which, are Deadpool and Deathstroke really family?"
Bobo spoke to Harley like this, and it was worth noting that although the orangutan was still facing the projection screen, his eyes were closed, and his face was light and full of philosophical wisdom.Hallie rolls on the floor with laughter, and watching the song and dance can make people vomit, which is so interesting: "Of course yes, they are all surnamed Wilson, but it is said that Wade's mother is a junior, and Slade's mother is a sister, so they are cousins." ”"Something seems wrong......
Bobo scratched his head, listening to the sound of vomiting coming from the bathroom, he sighed, "I don't dare to look, you tell me what Deathstroke is doing when his cousin is dancing and singing?"
”"It's over soon, because my little bee has already disappeared by the time Zubado's attention was drawn away by Deadpool."
Maybe other people's attention is on Wade, who is both singing and dancing, but she has always paid attention to honey.Seeing the man in black and yellow armor disappear in the black smoke exhaust of the jetpack, she probably guessed the face of the tactics, just like Gotham, the surface is singing and dancing, and everywhere people can't see it, there is darkness.Rub ......
Deadpool slowly approached Octopus Face while doing the dance moves of rubbing the balls, and the jetpack behind him was still emitting black smoke, but he didn't care, and kept gesturing for the octopus to jump with him.Zubado, who endured not retching, may have reached the limit of his endurance, and when Deadpool wanted to reach out and pull him to dance with him, he finally drew his sword.With a swing of his backhand, the huge black blade of the door panel spurted out black gas and cut off Deadpool's waist, and the latter's legs swirled to the ground, and the black smoke on the sword seemed to be alive, along the section of the intestines and stomach, and drilled into Wade's body.The BGM continues, but the MP3 is stained with blood.Wade stopped rubbing the fireball, looked down at the lower half of his body falling into the big pit on the ground, the kind that was sparsely broken, he took a sharp breath of the black mist on the opponent's weapon, and shuddered, "Why didn't I want to be a dancer?"
But the reality is so dark, you are right, little cookie. ”Not only did he not show any discomfort, but he gave the hooded man a warm name: "Thanks to my ex-wife and current wife, I often have comminuted pelvic fractures, so there is no pain in the lower body at all, and even high paraplegia does not affect my good mood." ”Zubado didn't want to hear this nonsense, and he wasn't going to say anything, because he suspected that he would vomit when he opened his mouth.So he even withdrew his greatsword and raised it high, intending to slash it again and completely kill the annoying flies, the reinforcements that the human had called before were not very strong, but they were really disgusting.When this person is hacked to death, he will directly blow up the earth in front of him, because it has left him with bad memories.But at this moment, Wade detonated the jetpack behind him, using the smoke from the explosion as a cover, and he slapped the button on the belt buckle, teleported into Zubado's arms, holding the weapon, and wrapped his thick waist like a koala.The rotting mercenary raised his face and looked at the darkness under the hood with his big wet eyes, his lips like rotten sausages opened slightly: "I know what you're thinking, but Da baa, baa." ”As he spoke, he squirmed and climbed up, took a few of the tentacles hanging from the other party's hood in his mouth, and quickly sucked and vomited!
The weapon of the giant sword, as well as the martial arts that are paired with the giant sword, actually have a natural weakness, that is, they are most afraid of close fights.Knell has a symbiote that avoids this shortcoming, but apparently Zubado doesn't.He was originally holding a giant sword in both hands to slash Wade, how could he have imagined that Deadpool would suddenly flash on him, and even the concept of 'nothingness' contained in the weapon could not affect this monster.Once he was close to his body, it became a problem how the giant sword could attack the person hanging on his chest, and his tentacles were still being manipulated by this bottomless freak, which was simply disgusting."
Vomit ......" he spat Wade in the face as soon as he lowered his head, because as a sane creature faced with this situation, it was difficult not to fall into a temporary madness.Zubado, a warrior, vomited as he loosened his weapon, ready to pluck the disgusting maggot from his chest with his hands.But at this moment, the sky lit up, and a huge pale circle of fire, or rather the sun that emitted black light, rose from the ground, and the world seemed to be still, leaving only a biting chill."
Wow!"
A golden greatsword pierced through the bodies of both of them at the same time from behind, and without hesitation, and without any perceptible killing intent, the dark and hoarse voice came from behind the octopus: "Good job, Wade." ”"Despicable villain......
Zubado turned his head with some difficulty, and the cosmic energy on his body rose up, and a white pillar of light shot straight into the sky.The energy level is very high, and it is probably enough to destroy a single universe, and the adjutant's warning immediately popped out in the eyepiece of the Knell helmet, and a very large combat power value appeared.Is the lieutenant actually playing Dragon Ball Terrier?"
Slade, he's going to blow himself up, right?
My little heart was beating so hard. ”Deadpool still has the other's tentacles in his mouth, biting his teeth and muttering."
He won't have a chance, strangled."
Su Ming stirred the giant sword with one hand, and with the other hand activated the Force to lock the throat, and let the strangulation start to mend the knife.So a smiling sprout-like creature probed Zubado, rolled a dagger in his tentacles, and slashed at his tentacles held by Deadpool.The dagger wasn't particularly sharp, it just cut through his skin a little, but it was this break that killed him.Zubado's whole body turned pale, and even his clothes and weapons faded to a puddle of ashes in the blink of an eye.The humanoid ash burst open and slowly fell in the dark night, and the cold black sun vision in the sky disappeared as if it had never existed.And the little sausage was touched by Deadpool on the weapon, and then closed his eyes in pain, and even shed a line of tears: "This is the first time I fell in love with an octopus, and I wanted to spend a carefree and happy time with him, even if it was only for a song, but you, my dark cousin Slade, killed him cruelly and mercilessly, killing my sweetheart!"
I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the end, so ......
Gotta add money!
”After speaking, his tears disappeared in an instant as if they were absorbed by the skin, and his hands and claws were skillfully raised, and the first three fingers were quickly rubbed.That's it, Deadpool is not stupid, of course he knows that this is the enemy, the enemy has to die, there is nothing to say.All his foreshadowing, all his emotions and performances are for the sake of five hundred yuan, although working for his cousin is mainly for popularity, but the more money, the better.