"Welcome, everyone is welcome to the wedding of the century!
Given that we're all in the TVA at the beginning of the time, it may be a bit of a stretch to say it's the wedding of the century, but you can understand what I mean. ”Deadpool's wedding had no master of ceremonies, and he was not religious, so he didn't even have a priest, so he was wearing a suit and bow tie at this time, so he simply presided over the ceremony himself.On the circus-style red and white stage, he holds a goblet in one hand and a microphone in the other, and speaks his journey at a fast pace."
Friends in the back row, can you see me?
Friends in heaven and on earth?
Please show me your little hands!
”"By the way, our service tenet here is not to refund the ticket, no matter where you come from, whether you spent money to buy scalpers, but the wood is already in the boat, you have no other choice, you can only watch my happy days."
As he spoke, he also winked at Cindy in the first row, because she was still accompanying Captain America and the others as a 'death knell'.It's just that the captain's eyes are red like a vampire now, and he is not at the level of a rabbit."
Okay, it looks like the audience in the live broadcast room can also see me, and they're asking to interact with me, what?
Someone wants to skip these to watch the live cave room?
No way, buddy, I'm going to get a PG13 rating here, but I can't watch those exciting things for kids. ”"Anyway, let's get started, I, the second strongest mercenary on the planet, but the first in terms of cheapness, always in a cycle of rot and self-healing, Deadpool, today, I'm getting married!""
I know you guys say, this isn't your first time getting married, why didn't you have a wedding last time and this time it's so grand?""
The answer, of course, is that I didn't have any money before, and today's wedding is sponsored by my cousin, so let's give my good cousin a long and warm round of applause, or a kiss, even if you have AIDS!"
While waiting for the applause to fall, he walked around the stage like a talk show host, constantly raising his glass to incite the crowd and making cheap laughs.People also give Death Knell face, no matter how vast many people can't tell the difference between Cindy and Su Ming, but they know the black and yellow armor.As long as the person in armor sits at the round table in the front row, then everyone must be respected.The applause lasted for almost three minutes before Cindy stood up and pressed her hands down, and Deadpool, who took the opportunity to pick her nose, wiped her fingers on her body and continued his tirade: "Yes, the last time I got married, it was the last time, and many friends saw me and felt that I was deeply in the whirlpool of estrus, and even felt that I was emotionally manipulated by something, and I also had a half-race daughter who almost died. ”"But I also killed a boatload of Skrulls, stuffed Agent Preston into her new mechanical body, and I even bought Coulson new lace panties for me, so I'm a good guy, haha, Coulson, do you like it?"
Hearing this, the black braised egg in the venue looked at his hairless subordinate with an expressionless face, and whispered, "Deadpool bought you bottoms?"
”However, Coulson gradually slid down the chair, covering his face, as if he was going to hide at the table, because the situation was complicated at the time, as long as he knew that it was a misunderstanding caused by the Infinity Stone in Deadpool's hand.After laughing for a while, Deadpool calmed down, tilted his head and continued, "What can I say?"
Sometimes certain things move really fast, but you have to understand that the length of the movie is limited, and it is impossible to broadcast everything that is trivial, and some people do not have a few shots. ”"But you just have to keep looking at me, Logan, do you see me?
Negative Sonic always swears warheads, and here I am, by the way, and the members of the 'Purifiers' organization who specialize in killing mutants, are all looking at me. ”"Next, let's welcome my beauty, Xia Kela!"
Deadpool imitated Iron Man's movements, raising his hands in a coquettish manner, while the firecrackers outside the tower and the fireworks in the venue were all set off at the same time, and the music for the bride to enter the stadium also sounded.The BGM that Harley chose for him today is called 'Zhu Bajie marries a daughter-in-law', and he thinks it's quite exciting.There are gongs and drums, as well as suona, and festive music.The circus-like venue has been transformed into a glade, and if you look closely, it looks like the view of the Golden Palace Gardens.In the past, only the gods and a few powerful people had the opportunity to see this beauty, but today, everyone has a share."
Bang!"
As a puff of purple smoke suddenly erupted from the high platform, the succubus queen appeared on the stage like a magician Houdini.She wore a bright red cheongsam and a golden phoenix crown, she could also control the style of combining East and West, and she was full of domineering in her gestures.Quite unlike many brides who are shy or nervous, she strode over to Deadpool with a smile and shouted, "I'm coming, my love!"
I can't wait!
”........................At a round table about three kilometers away from the high platform, Su Ming calmly watched the small black dots in the distance bouncing on the high platform, and from time to time, he would nod his head, as if he was happy for his cousin."
It's so tiring to look up while watching the video."
Hallie leaned on the table and tried to spin her head, "But I guess your cousin has a problem with continuous spontaneous amnesia, and he's singing 'Little Tintin Hymn' at his wedding right now?"
I would like to ask where he found the lyricist from?
”"Don't worry about the details, mercenaries never have honeymoons, they are spontaneous, Jelly Beans."
After appeasing Harley, Su Ming looked at the Supreme Superman beside him and continued to talk to him: "So some people say that they saw Lorelei return to Darkseid, is this certain?"
”"The grasshopper on Channel 52 told me, I'm not sure, but I think I should tell you."
On the contrary, the Supreme Super is a little yearning for the wedding, and he has been watching the projection broadcast in the sky.Death Knell squinted his eyes and nodded slowly: "I'll arrange for someone to verify, but don't rush it." ”The Death Knell table is mostly filled with DC people, except for Daisy and Carol, and the ladies are chatting about your uniforms and makeup.Almost no one listened to what Deadpool had to say, because even if they did, it was pretty much nonsense.But time is still flowing, and there will always be a moment when disaster comes."
I announce that I am officially married to Xia Kela, and now I can kiss the bride!"
Deadpool on stage happily removes his mask, and Summerpool grabs his arm and throws him into the air.Wade smiled and spun 720 degrees in the air, and then reversed 720 degrees, like a diver doing all kinds of stretching movements.Because Xia Kela threw him hundreds of meters high, he had plenty of time to do the action.After a series of acrobatics, she caught him steadily, and the two staged an upside-down kiss from the Eiffel Tower, at which point the adjutant directly came to a close-up close-up, projected it into the projection in the sky, and amplified the sucking sound."
Vomit !!""
Vomit !!""
Vomit !!""
Vomit !!""
Vomit !!"
......99.999% of the guests vomited within a few seconds after seeing Deadpool's true face like thin cow accompanied by fig jam, and for a while, the scene had the feeling of a giant musical fountain rising and falling, because the BGM of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law sounded again.