"Bravo, Slade, great show."
Lucifer slowly crossed Erlang's legs and applauded, with a malicious smile on his face, and the hellfire burned in his eyes: "Even if it is me, I have never seen hundreds of thousands of people vomit together, this is very exciting." ”The King of Hell did not vomit, even though all the demons he brought with him were vomited except for Wheat, including Beelzebub, the Lord of the Flies.But Lucifer himself was still unharmed, and he could even continue to talk to Deathstroke while elegantly smoking a cigarette at the adjacent round table.As the first light in the world, and the collection of all the evils in this world, disgusting is naturally Lucifer's good ball area, and he even likes all kinds of games that ordinary people can't bear, the more disgusting, the more interesting.Obviously, he also quite appreciates the background music of Bajie's daughter-in-law, and his head is still following the rhythm little by little."
Thanks for the compliment, former Satan, but you'd better lift your feet, the vomit tsunami is coming, and you don't want your handmade Italian shoes to soak in water."
Su Ming floated with a smile, he had the Force, and he was able to lift the chairs of the people in need at his table.It would be an exaggeration to say that it was a tsunami, but the torrent of vomit mixed with hundreds of thousands of people was just as strong as it was enough to reach people's calves.There is a saying in the Celestial Empire that 'a person can drown a person with a mouthful of spittle', and Su Ming guessed that this phenomenon is probably a simple explanation now."
Oh, thank you."
Lucifer gracefully crossed his legs in his chair with a wicked smile on his face: "But I'm curious, you made your cousin's wedding like this, so how should it end?"
”As soon as the words fell, the vomit flowed under the feet of the two of them, carrying a sour smell and a wave of heat, sweeping in.The red and green, the little things that everyone ate before, were suspended in different layers of the liquid according to their different densities, either spinning or floating, flowing into the distance.This feeling is actually quite familiar, Su Ming still remembers the big groove version of the flushing toilet in the elementary school in his previous life, when you squatted in the pit there, the water came and flushed all the things in the pit in the cubicle in front of you.Now there are only no ditches, and the direction of the water is more disorderly and continuous.There are also the same points, as a person with excellent eyesight, he saw everything, including the fact that he didn't know who had eaten steamed buns for breakfast before coming here, and there were two shrimps in the yellow syrup that flowed past."
This is TVA, it's in the Marvel Universe, and it's my territory."
Su Ming still spoke calmly to Lucifer, and glanced at Diana and Barry who were retching: "Here, time is related to reality, I just need to wait for a while, and then ......"
As he said, after about a minute, people gradually stopped vomiting, some because they vomited all their stomach acid, and some because they passed out in a coma.The most unlucky should be the Iron Man of the 40K universe, Tony had been prepared before coming here, and at the moment of the tragedy, he wore a 'disco' suit, which is the 'anti-deathknell' armor.The Warframe automatically injected him with a tranquilizer to combat mental damage, and he could have held out.It's a pity that in order to join in the fun, he sat at a table and chatted with other 'immigrant Tony' from different parallel universes, and those Tony were not prepared.When both of the people around him spit on him, and even after the viscous slurry smeared his face, he still vomited.In general, there are not many people who endure and don't vomit, and they are basically at the death knell table, a few women, plus Supreme Superman, Damian, Eternity and Infinity, Death and Thanos and others.There are very few other people who haven't vomited, such as Professor X, who didn't vomit either, even though he was unable to move in a wheelchair and his legs were already flooded with vomit, he still had a light smile, and people with mental abilities were like that.There are also a few people who are usually familiar with Wade, such as 40K bugs, such as taxi driver Adu, such as good friend Cable.In addition, there is Stan Lee, who appears today as a supermarket cashier, except that he is now standing in a chair as if he is trapped on a reef in the middle of the ocean.Poor Cindy didn't escape, her willpower should have been able to bear it, but her task was to 'impersonate' Deathstroke to attend the wedding as a friend and family, and she sat in the front row, closest to the wedding stage and at a round table for the couple.When the Captain America at the same table, several people in Wakanda, the Inhuman royal family and others all vomited, Cindy still couldn't help but have stomach acid rolling, and finally collapsed......
However, dealing with Wade is a gradual process, and you will get used to it in the future, and today's main thing is that Wade's voice is like a toilet, which is really a bit unsuitable for novices to test."
Almost, that's all I need."
After roughly scanning the scene, Su Ming raised his hand and snapped his fingers.The Time Stone on his chest glowed, and all the filth around him disappeared in an instant, as if nothing had happened, except that those who vomited could feel the stickiness at the corners of their mouths and the stench in their noses."
Supreme Mage, use your power carefully."
On the other side of the round table, Infinity, who was draped in a hood to hide her true face, raised her head, and there was no expression on her yellow and black face: "Although grafting the timeline sometimes seems to be a solution to the problem, it is not something that humans can use casually. ”Just like she said, the operation of Death Knell is very simple, using the time gem and the TVA's abilities to cut and paste a new venue from another parallel timeline where no one is coming to the wedding.Replacing the current one with that one is better than a new magic, and as for the energy consumed, it was all left by Kang the Conqueror anyway.Speaking of which, Deadpool got married today, and Su Ming didn't send an invitation to Kang, and he felt a little sorry."
I don't like to hear that."
Lucifer at the next table heard the woman say this, he tilted his head, looked at the concept of the universe in front of him with a smile, and said very politely: "Human beings can do whatever they want, the existence of the concept of the universe is used to help the normal operation of the universe, and you have no right to point fingers at human beings." ”What is Satan doing?
At that time, it was what he was best at - rebellion, and in addition to Lucifer's evil in this world, his fall to heaven was the first life in the world to rebel against the ruthless order.When someone mentions rules or constraints in front of him, he always objects to them."
Maybe you're right, but we'll see."
Infinity glanced at Lucifer, as if he had discovered something, and replied briefly."
I'm glad we got a consensus, Slade, you're a good person to talk about in the multiverse."
The former Satan was obviously very happy, he liked such a yin and yang strange existence, so he said to Infinity: "How about you look at me, beauty?"
Is it an appointment in the evening?
”Su Ming smiled, asked the adjutant to call the android attendants to resettle the guests, such as providing tissues for wiping their mouths or something, and said to Satan: "You may be quite suitable, don't wait for any night, if you can go, go now." ”