The cave leading to the ground could be very spacious, and in Su Ming's eyes, it could at least pass through the eight lanes of several trucks at the same time.As you move forward, you will experience darkness, dampness, coldness, and so on, which is something that people who are often active in the underground need to get used to.There was a faint smell in the air, and the perception of strangulation amplified this smell and sent it into the host's mind, so now Su Ming felt a little spicy, which also caused him to wait to find a troll to experiment with fireworks.The hollow tunnels echoed with the footsteps of several people, and only Ratatorsk chattered, and unlike Deadpool's case of a lot of nonsense, hers was a story, and the kind of story that you knew was a fake when you heard it.Today is about the love-hate relationship between Badr and Loki, and the squirrel has a unique method."
Although on the surface, Badr was plotted to death by Loki because Loki suspected that he had stolen Thor's attention, but in these Nine Realms, there is no truth that I can ignore, let me tell you, in fact, Loki came to me to discuss before using a strategy to kill Badr.""
What were you talking about?"
The squirrel didn't take the death knell as a storyteller, she was just bored when she was in a hurry, and made up a story to deceive two women, but Carol also fell into the trap of asking for gossip."
Hehe, in fact, Loki's motive for killing is not Thor's relationship at all, but for Ms.
Shy."
The squirrel lowered his voice mysteriously, and looked left and right as he spoke, as if he was worried about the leakage of news: "Did you know that Sif wears a wig all the time?
Her original hair was collected by Loki, and when he was fine, he would take it out and sniff it secretly, Loki liked Sif much, and like all little boys, he always used pranks to get her attention. ”Su Ming shook his head speechlessly, this story, about a third of it is true.Sif does wear a wig all the time, but only because Loki is jealous of her and feels that Thor takes her to play with her every day instead of herself.Su Ming's own version is that one night, Loki, who was still a man at the time, sneaked into Sif 's bedroom, drugged her, shaved off all the hair of the unconscious woman, and used an irreversible prank spell to turn the originally blonde Sif into a permanent bald.The next day Sif got up and washed, cried on the spot, and went to Odin to complain, and the god king knew that it was Loki who had done a good deed, so he found him and beat him violently, and asked him to apologize to the lady and make up for the loss.Loki is clever enough to make several self-deprecating jokes that make Sif burst into tears and promises not to hold him accountable as long as he has hair.So next, Loki pretended to be Odin's name, went to the best craftsmen of the dwarf race, asked them to cast a wig from the night sky as a material, and brought it back to Sif to make a hair transplant with rune technology, which is the origin of her black hair now.By the way, originally Thor was very fond of Siph and circled around her every day.But after her blonde hair turned black, Thor lost much interest in her, fully showing what a scumbag is.Anyway, looking at it now, it's Sif chasing Thor.The story that the squirrel told Carol and Diana, only the wig is true, and the rest is all nonsense.The second prince of Asgard will only be jealous of anyone who is close to Thor, and Loki will definitely not like Sif and would rather like Sister Hela.It's not just Carol who listens with relish, even Xiao Dai, who has been silent and hurrying, has her ears pricked up, and she has been listening.Su Ming really didn't want the squirrel to talk nonsense, the ghost knew what strange thoughts she would instill into the two girls, and it was at this moment that a lone troll came in front of the tunnel not far ahead."
Alright, find the target."
Su Ming knocked on the bad woman's head and told her to stop talking nonsense: "Don't talk, prepare to use illusions to cover us." ”With that, he launched a strangulation, tying up the troll who was stunned when he suddenly saw a human, and shoved several tentacles directly into the victim's head.Su Ming felt in his waist bag, took out a huge wooden box, lifted the lid, and could see that it was full of fireworks."
Seems ordinary?"
After casting the spell, the squirrel tilted her head, and she took a giant sky monkey in her hand, closed one eye and looked in with one eye."
There's an old saying in Asgard that you can't determine what a wolf's intestines are like by its skin."
Su Ming took back the fireworks and stuffed them into the hands of the troll: "This is actually a big killer integrated with a series of tricky products such as 'laborious pulling fireworks' plus 'big dung eggs' and 'strong sour lollipops'. ”"The main active ingredient should be strong acid, right?"
Diana touched her shield and spoke, as trolls are afraid of acid and fire, at least on Earth 0.She's killed a lot of trolls, and although they don't look the same, if they're both called trolls, maybe the two monsters have the same weakness?"
Yes, my little queen, yours is right."
Su Ming and Strangling equipped a whole box of fireworks on this unlucky troll one by one, and then forcibly tampered with his memories and instilled in him how to set off fireworks: "Other people's fireworks are fire-breathing, but my magic firework is spewing strong acid, and the troll will return to his own group and blow himself up after a while, let's just listen to the movement." ”Ordinary fireworks have a crackling or popping sound, which is very lively, but the disadvantage is that it is not long-lasting.Knell allowed the new fireworks developed by the brothers Hermione and Weasley, which caused a wide and persistent scream after being set off, which was the biggest improvement.It's easy to kill sometimes, but it's hard to make them feel pain and fear without killing them, and pranks are the best way to base one's own happiness on the pain of others."
You're a queen too?"
Ratatosk seemed surprised by Diana's identity, as she felt that the woman was more of a thug than a ruler."
Don't look at me like that, Squirrel God, the current Amazon Queen is my mother, and I've been banished from Paradise Island."
Xiao Dai just waved his hand at this, and looked at it very lightly: "But when I go back this time, I will go to the three goddesses of fate first, so that they can explain what they have done to my fate, otherwise" She also raised the sword in her hand while speaking, as if to hint at something."
By the way, adjutant, take a note of the memo and remind me to compensate Kratos for a similar weapon, I snatched Zeus's sword and melted it into my new weapon material, Kui Ye's side should still be trapped in the underworld, if you want to kill Zeus, you can't do it without a weapon."
When Su Ming heard that he was going to slaughter the goddess of fate, he remembered Kui Ye, and he always felt embarrassed."
Done, Sergeant, what weapon do you give him as a gift?"
The adjutant projection appeared, and nodded to the squirrel god in greeting."
Well, the times have changed, but the war on his side hasn't, understand?"
Su Ming began to play dumb riddles with the adjutant, but he was not idle in his hands, and helped up the troll who had been strangled and the universe cube had changed his memory, and asked him to go back and forth from where.The clever adjutant immediately understood, and she also showed a wicked smile: "I understand, this is to give Kratos a portable nuclear bomb launcher, because war, war has never changed." ”(。
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