The troll's brain is too small, his brain capacity is not enough, and it is obviously a very simple thing, but he can't even complete a slightly more complicated acting plan.There is no way but to control it remotely by strangling the 'wire', just like manipulating a marionette, to control this troll back into the depths of the cave.The tall troll with a big belly walked in front, with a thin black line attached to the back of his head, and at the other end of the line was the death knell, and these people were hiding in the illusion magic barrier of Ratatosk, dozens of meters away, and followed in a low-key manner.The smell in the air is getting stronger and stronger, and in a space like underground, which is not well ventilated, it always makes people feel slimy.The hole is naturally formed, the ground is not flat, and if you are not careful, you may kick a stalagmite when walking.Fortunately, it's not particularly humid here, and it's very different from the sewers, so if you don't have the sound of running water, you can enjoy the darkness even more.Laborious pulling fireworks is a very convenient toy, unlike other fireworks, its lead is lit with water, and it is not possible to use fire.Whether it's saliva, tears, or even urine, this kind of fireworks can be released smoothly, it has a wide variety of colors and patterns to choose from, and even because of magic, it can be customized to almost any desired effect.For example, a controllable fire dragon with a short lifespan, or a giant neon sign that reads 'So-and-so stinking dung'.Of course, these are all visual effects, the original fireworks are not lethal, Su Ming asked Miss Granger to improve this aspect, integrating almost all the tricky props that can be seen on the market, and finally researched the whole person weapon Overlord in her spare time.At this time, the ones armed to the troll self-exploding soldier are the ones, don't look at him as a troll at this time, but in essence, he is both a fart pad and an itchy powder.The squirrel had a saying before that was half true, some creatures were indeed props and chess pieces for Su Ming, but this kind of creature would not normally be human.There was a cacophony of voices ahead, and a faint glow of fire could be seen, and as a super soldier with super hearing, the Supreme Mage quickly understood what the trolls were talking about.They lit a huge bonfire in a wide area of the underground passage, as if they were about to start a meal.Trolls used to live a little better than the Frost Giants, and despite living underground in Asgard, they still had ingredients to light fires, and the legendary 'Troll Soup' was their signature dish.The so-called thick soup is to throw everything that can be found into it, such as cow dung, carcasses, clods of soil, insects, etc., all into a vessel, which can be a clay pot or an iron pot, and use whatever you have at hand.Then add water to the pot, if there is no water, you can use sewage, if you don't have it, you can use blood or urine, in short, liquid.Boiling over high heat, no stirring or other seasonings, just take your own big stick and avoid other trolls from grabbing the soup to drink.Imagine drinking such a hot pot of soup in the dark and cold underground, what a beautiful thing it would be for a troll.This is what Su Ming saw now, the trolls had collected some animal carcasses and tree bark, and were preparing to make soup, but they didn't have proper kitchen utensils.As a warm-hearted person, Su Ming immediately stopped the self-detonating soldiers who were moving forward, and turned to speak to the adjutant: "Prepare a cauldron for me, and then come half a ton of laxatives, well, mixed with nuclear radiation wastewater." ”"Laxatives?
Isn't that right?
”After hearing this, Carol objected, because this underground passage is only one road, if the scene is too dirty, how will everyone get there?
She obviously didn't feel sorry for the troll, but everyone still had to walk the road in front of her."
It's okay, let's let this self-destructor we control attract the attention of the trolls, and let's sneak over the wall first."
Su Ming caught the giant black cauldron teleported by the adjutant, which was full of a large pot of fluorescent green liquid, he handed the soup to the self-detonator and asked him to send it over: "Let's act." ”As expected, the controlled trolls carried all kinds of fireworks and passed over with the cauldron, while Su Ming and the four took the opportunity to bypass this place, which could be regarded as a warning post, and came to the rear of the enemy, that is, deeper in the tunnel.Don't be in a hurry to go, let's see how the whole person works first.The Detonator returned to the clan with the cauldron, and the trolls didn't suspect where he had gone, or where his cauldron came from, they only knew that it could be used.They took the cauldron, set it up on the campfire, and began to throw rotten flesh and a lot of things that needed to be mosaiced.Green juice splashed out from the edge of the pot, and there was a puff of green smoke on the ground of the stone cave, I don't know if it was an illusion, Su Ming seemed to see that the smoke turned into the shape of a skull for a moment.So he said to the squirrel speechlessly, "Don't do such a boring thing with magic, the trolls don't bother to look around, what's the use of you showing us this skeleton?"
Does this soup mean that it is poisonous?
”Ratatosk grinned, she rubbed her palms, and put them behind the death knell: "People just want to help, don't you think it's cute?"
”"No, because the skeleton isn't even pink."
Su Ming said that only the death Barbie fan appears in the dark can be considered cute: "Then it's time to witness the miracle, ladies, don't be distracted." ”"But the ingredients have just been cooked, so they'll have to wait a while before eating, right?"
Diana, who muttered quietly, is also a person who can't cook, and it is estimated that she will only be able to barbecue like gin.But she also knows that when cooking things, especially boiling stones, they will definitely not be cooked in such a short time, and they will not even taste good."
If there's only one troll, he'll definitely wait a while."
Su Ming squatted down in the favorite posture of the hairy bear countrymen, and looked at the dozen or so trolls by the pot from a distance: "But now, they are all worried that others will take the lead in scooping vegetables, this kind of truth is like a dozen strangers eating a table with only one dish together, and no one wants to eat less by themselves, so ......"
That's it, no one wants to suffer, so they will strike first."
You can't think of this as a thick soup, it should be seen as a 'dipping sauce', and you should eat it after a dip, and the food is safest to put in your stomach."
I want to eat hot pot too."
The squirrel played with her fingers around her long hair, and she began to remember the past again: "When I kill all these trolls, I'm going to go to Warnaheim to have a good meal, but I really don't understand these creatures that use the devouring method, can the stones really be eaten?"
There was a torn boot in the soup. ”"There's no saying on the boots that you can't eat it, and there's no nutrition facts list."
Death Knell glanced at the pot and noticed that the trolls were already eager to get ready to get the food, and he said, "If you don't say it, it's zero calories, these trolls will have to die of weight sooner or later, and it would be better to die at my hands." ”