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Chapter 4229 Ten Thousand Ways to Die Tragically


I forgot which famous quote it was, saying that there are two deaths in life, one is the loss of life of the body, and the second is forgotten by everyone.It seems that death also looks at the problem in this way, in her eyes, it is not tragic to die without a whole body or to be skinned and eaten, the worst thing is that a person dies in obscurity in a dark corner, and no one knows.For example, she herself always lies alone in the dark at the end of the holiday, waiting for herself to pick her up."

It's called desolation, and I want to be miserable."

Su Ming gestured, trying to make Death understand his consciousness: "It's the kind of thing that others will look very frightened, very frightened, very disgusting, all of these are fine." ”"Ah, that's right."

Death's white fingers were stuffed between her black lips, and she bit her nails and recalled: "Yes, I remember, I once took the soul of a man who went to participate in a reenactment of the Civil War, but was blown away by an old-fashioned gunpowder explosion, burning the skin of his whole body, and then he fell into the cungpool of the makeshift toilet, and was choked to death, is this miserable?"

”Death blinked, she felt that this kind of death, with war, horror elements, and disgusting, all met human standards."

Hmm.......

It's miserable enough, but I'm going to pick a 'way to die' for myself, I was blown into a dung pit and drowned, I can't play this. ”Su Ming shook his head again and again, he didn't expect death to come up with any good ideas, so let's do it himself. ........................................The cartographers are working silently as the elements of this world are missing, and they are sent to carry out a second plan, which is to investigate the whereabouts of the bombs and, if necessary, manually destroy the universe.They do things according to the procedure, there is nothing to talk about at all.But at this moment, a 'squeak' sound came from the street covered with building ruins and all kinds of garbage, and a homeless man with no legs lying on a wooden cart appeared from the corner of the street.He didn't seem to be clear-headed, or maybe he was getting drunk with drugs, and when he saw the alien invaders that everyone was afraid of avoiding, he instead accelerated his hands to support the ground and rushed straight over, and even sparks appeared under the skateboard-transformed vehicle, which shows how excited he was.Both cartographers tilted their heads, their arms turned into muzzles, and they went into alert.But they didn't feel any threat to them from this human, he was an incomplete disabled human, and he was defenseless and only in dirty clothes.After a while, the disabled man rushed to their feet, reached out and hugged a metal thigh, and the man raised his face to look at them, and said with tears in his eyes: "I'm so hungry, give me something to eat, good Samaritans who play Spy." ”"Leave immediately, we are beyond the Protoss, we are beyond everything, your world will be destroyed, irrefutable."

The cartographer issued a warning, and the contact of the low-level creatures was apparently making them uncomfortable, and they immediately entered a combat state."

What am I doing wrong?

I just want to live, is that wrong?!

”The disabled homeless man became agitated, he shook off his long messy hair, showed his face towards the sky, spun it a few times, and roared to the sky."

Poof!"

The cartographer didn't even bother to use the energy weapon, and the robot that had been hugged on the thigh before, one of its arms turned into a sharp cone, and it stabbed the homeless man's head in one fell swoop, exploding a mist of blood. ................................"

Okay, the first short video is finished."

When Su Ming reappeared, he had already returned to the TVA, and he was quite satisfied with the role of the human U tramp he played: "This short return to the past did not cause any butterfly effect, we can withdraw." ”"So you still have a way to get into the tape, that's funny."

Death blinked her eyes and looked at the death knell cutely, and she felt fresh.It's just a video of the past in the Marvel Universe, a historical time.The death knell can turn it into reality, albeit for a short time.......

That's a great ability to do that too."

It's not something I invented, it's from a blue-skinned kind-hearted man, and he gave me the TVA."

Su Ming smiled and pinched his face to regenerate: "Whenever the peach blossoms are in full bloom, I think of him, he used to like me very much." ”"Well, hee-hee, he must be your best friend, right?"

Death smiled and nodded, it was the first time she had seen Knell's expression so moved.It seems that the blue-faced man who I never met really has a good relationship with Deathstroke."

Okay, let's not mention him, gin, pick another point in time, we're going to shoot a second short video."

Su Ming smiled and looked at the reinforced wall not far away, as well as the headlights on the ceiling that were far away: "This time I'm going to play an innocent delivery man who passed by the cartographer." ”Anyway, no matter what you play, it's just U's face.Gin nodded, she thoughtfully sent a barrel of honey wine to quench the thirst of her man and friends, and she also took a cup of horn with her: "This is an independent closed loop on the repeating timeline, and the enemy you have to deal with has the ability to time?"

”"On the contrary, this time the enemy has no time ability at all, so it's better to fool."

Su Ming is now in a state of soul, he can't drink, at most he smokes a cigarette, watching the smoke float in his translucent body.Only death accompanied Gin to drink, but as a concept, no matter how much she drank, her face did not change at all, and she was still as pale as a dead man."

How many repetitions do I need?"

Gin wiped his mouth with his wrist with his backhand, threw away the glass very boldly, and loosened the two buttons of his shirt."

The concept of time beyond the Protoss is linear and develops in only one direction, so I'm going to give him a maze of time nets that will make him completely crazy, so let's do it 10,000 times first."

Knell thought for a moment, then used the Force to start drawing in mid-air, adding: "Search our inventory, find out if there are any people choking to death in the dung pit, or other tragic deaths, and replace the head of the protagonist in these videos with my current face, the technical means should be able to do it, right?"

”"With the help of the adjutant, it will definitely be possible."

Gin replied simply, and she had never let her man down."

Very well, let's arrange it, the time of the TVA is absolutely static relative to the outside world, so we can use the time with confidence."

Su Ming stretched out his hand to death and invited her to play at the second point in time: "This time, do you want to play a role too?"

”"Can I do that too?

I don't really have any acting experience. ”Death's little hand gripped the Ankha cross on her chest, and she acted agitated and nervous, an emotion she could not see when she was doing essential work.But Su Ming just smiled, he said: "Actually, each of us is acting when we are being observed, everyone wears an invisible mask, you have experienced human life countless times, then, you are already the best actor." ”