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Chapter 4230: Happy Death


The second point in time, also a parallel world from the last major event, whose destruction was recorded, but only records remained.Originally, there were many monolithic worlds in the multiverse where 40K was located, some of which did not even have names or codenames, and their destruction occurred first, but few people even knew about it.Death Knell came with death at this point in time, and it was the beginning of New York, but this time Su Ming was going to play role-playing, and now he and Death were a hapless middle school student couple."

Wait, you're playing a middle school student with CCU's face, this age doesn't seem right."

Death herself is fine, her age is probably in the ten figures, but she looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.But the appearance of the CCU that Death Knell has turned into looks like a man in the prime of his twenties, twenty-seven or eighteen, just the kind of embarrassing age when he is too young to be a teacher and too big to be a student."

It's okay, just pinch your face to be younger."

Su Ming started by himself, and after being transformed by chaos magic, his soul face could also be shaped casually: "Knowing a person's appearance, you can deduce what he looked like when he was old or young, which is a little experience in forensic science." ”"Human experience?"

Death looked at Death Knell and pinched his face like this, and he didn't see him deliberately change anything, just a few operations, and his face seemed to be ten years younger suddenly: "This is also too powerful, it turns out that the traces left by time on human beings can be covered by makeup." ”"It's all common sense, you just don't need it when you're a human being."

Su Ming looked at a group of cartographers and starfish assembling equipment on the school playground, ready to bring this time ring into shape: "Are you ready?"

”Death's dress instantly became a modern young man's style, and her umbrella didn't know where to hide, anyway, she now looked like an ordinary gothic female high school student.She showed that she was ready, and she was a little excited.The Beyond Protoss are building their relay station on the playground, and the world has also lost its molecules, but given that this will be one of the first universes to collide, an observatory will need to be set up to get first-hand data.Then the cartographers and starfish returned, and after driving out the lowly humans, the starfish slaves went to work, while the cartographers were only responsible for calculating the current situation in the universe and when they would evacuate.But at this time, there were two students, a man and a woman, who came out of nowhere, both of them were dressed in black and Matt, and they were not very mentally normal, shouting at the alien construction site: "Oh my God, it's an alien, I know that there is another earth in our sky, that is, aliens are coming to invade." ”Not only was the boy not afraid, but he was also very excited to talk into the phone, and at the same time he got closer and closer.The girl is a little better, but she keeps taking selfies with the background of alien creations with her mobile phone, making all kinds of cute expressions such as sticking out her tongue and pointing at her face.The two of them quickly approached hand in hand, and the cartographer immediately issued a warning: "Humans, leave immediately, we are beyond the Protoss, we are beyond everything, your world is doomed." ”"Beyond the Protoss, is it great?"

The male student began to shake his head, his face full of disdain: "In the next life, I will also be reincarnated as a transcendent god clan, and I will definitely be better than you, and when the time comes, oh, it turns out that you are little ~ deflated ~ three." ”"Poof!"

After two sounds, the male and female students died violently on the spot, and after they were pierced through the chest by a huge metal cone, they struggled for a long time with a very unwilling appearance before they died.It's the kind of exaggerated acting style that stumbles on his chest and spills blood everywhere, but he can't die. ...................................."

I don't even have a single line."

When I returned to the TVA again, death was still a little unfinished.She can be killed as a human, but it's easy for her to reappear, because death is always there."

It's just for you to try it, not for you to be an actor in the future."

Su Ming speechlessly pinched his face back to the original appearance of the CCU, and he said to death: "Besides, now that times have changed, your complexion is too white, and you can't eat it in Hollywood, and they even have to use black actors to play Queen Elizabeth now." ”With her acting skills that can't be killed, Su Ming doesn't dare to take her to play more roles, so just let her watch from the sidelines."

Ha, it's just one more inexplicable paranoia in the history of human development."

Death waved her hand indifferently, in fact, she herself could have a million changes, it could be an old man, it could be a skeleton under a black robe, or a black-skinned version, which was used to lure American black slaves at a special time in the past.It's just that she doesn't like that image herself."

Honey, you've done what you've arranged."

The two of them were preparing for the next round of performances, when Gin took a tablet and handed it over, which included a screened list of victims.It is difficult to count the number of human beings who died in the cosmic collision, and it is at the level of 'Jing', but among them, only more than 10 million people have been selected to die by the hands of the Transcendent Protoss.Some want to fight alien invaders, some see things they shouldn't see, some get drunk and harass cartographers, and so on.There are all kinds of people, and the way of dying is also different.The adjutant checked the timeline, screened out the victims, and again added the condition of 'died miserably' for a second screening.In the end, millions of qualified products were obtained, and then all these people's companies were replaced with CCUs by technical means, regardless of men, women and children, so that there was enough material for the death knell.Even from Su Ming's point of view, he couldn't see the slightest mistake, and the adjutant's technical strength seemed to have risen again.Click on a video to play, and you can see a big fat man with a CCU face who is challenging the big stomach king in a burger restaurant on the street, but at this time, another earth's anomaly appeared in the sky, and the army of Mercury beyond the gods descended.The crowd panicked, everyone rushed to escape, and the poor big fat man was pushed and shoved, and choked to death with the hamburger in his mouth."

Whose burger is this, using such a large piece of beef, isn't this a deliberate murder?"

After reading the story that happened during this period of time, Su Ming's attention was not on the deceased, but commented on the food: "Unlike me, I only feel sorry for the customer, our hamburger meat can't even see the muscle fibers, it's softer and juicier than the dumpling filling." ”(